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quando sente as veias do corpo "doer" é prq vai morrer será
September 2, 2023 at 12:49 AM
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does anyone else have any exhausting interpersonal conflict they would like to post about endlessly instead of anything funny or interesting? i'm sure we could squeeze in another discourse or two
August 30, 2023 at 4:23 PM
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hell yeah work sucks
August 30, 2023 at 9:12 PM
*triggered*
now that’s a fact check
August 30, 2023 at 11:55 PM
okay, just spent one minute in the discovery tab on this app and I think I'll leave twitter lol that place is crazy!
August 30, 2023 at 11:54 PM
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guy: i’m not gonna buy into woke gender ideology

same guy: this cup is a girl
August 30, 2023 at 3:09 PM
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I’m an anthropologist and historian. Trust me when I tell you, we’ve always been and will always be an extremely stupid species. You’re just realizing how stupid NOW is but it’s always been this way.
August 30, 2023 at 10:45 PM
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one explanation is that chemicals in the air or water are making everyone stupider every year and we haven’t noticed because we’re all too stupid. this hypothesis would help explain why everything and everyone is really stupid now
August 30, 2023 at 9:41 PM
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Good Art should kill you instantly
August 30, 2023 at 9:32 PM
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August 30, 2023 at 9:43 PM
eu não aguento mais

*segue todos os dias aguentando*
August 30, 2023 at 10:51 PM
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An easy gender-neutral alternative that's useful in any situation
August 27, 2023 at 1:56 PM
me: gonna gather courage to take a shower

*proceeds to take a nap*
August 27, 2023 at 10:58 PM
😭😭
I think it would have followed him anywhere.
August 27, 2023 at 8:21 PM
eu amo este homem
Perhaps you don't understand what fan fiction is...?
August 27, 2023 at 8:20 PM
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"Make the mannequins look chic"
"Chic?"
"Yeah, like the French. Make them look French"
August 20, 2023 at 10:36 PM
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Re: "Oh but the person who was being abusive feels bad about it, now that he's been caught. So we should agree to ignore this." Todd covered this in BoJack Horseman. A bad person feeling bad because they did something bad is not helpful. It's the bare minimum.
August 26, 2023 at 2:20 PM
será se eu deixo o tt e fico só por aqui
August 26, 2023 at 10:13 PM
eu: não posso comprar nada
eu tbm: hmmm e esse produtinho aqui parcelado em 3x não vai fazer mal hein
July 28, 2023 at 1:01 AM
tô muito enjoada do twitter
July 27, 2023 at 8:43 PM
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Posts don’t have to make sense to get a like from me. It’s just a pure, physiological reaction to the totality of the text. The thumb decides and the brain rationalizes. Don’t ask me to explain. The thumb is a black box.
July 27, 2023 at 4:52 AM
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There is absolutely nothing funnier to me than the idea of wearing one of these pins and slowly but steadily sliding it down while holding eye contact during a long conversation with someone
July 25, 2023 at 7:04 AM
hellor
July 4, 2023 at 1:13 AM