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Jocasta (not your mother)
@whenshewasbadb.bsky.social
AuDHD, 🏳️‍🌈 stuff, shitposting, moments of introspection, NASCAR, Phillies, Union, F1, sometimes NSFW • she/they • Xennial • ♈️☉ ♉️☽ ♏️↑
Today’s t-shirt: Lt. Ellen Ripley surrounded with a glitter halo (as she deserves).
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Out-of-context theater:

“That llama is Jew-coded!”
@jessikawolff.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Might actually spend $60 on the NASCAR game because I am a sucker.
November 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Queer Friendsgiving with a bunch of nonbinary, furry, AuDHDers. I’m full of beer and cheese and there’s a fire in the fireplace and the conversations aren’t overwhelming. May your evening be warm and bright. ❤️🔥✨
November 15, 2025 at 10:45 PM
November 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I feel like I’ve been punched in the chest. Philadelphia has lost its finest Citizen.
Radio Remembers Pierre Robert

Beasley Media Group has announced the passing of 93.3 WMMR Philadelphia midday host Pierre Robert.
Radio Remembers Pierre Robert
Beasley Media Group has announced the passing of 93.3 WMMR Philadelphia midday host Pierre Robert.
radioinsight.com
October 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Actual illustration of “dirt bag himbo” in the dictionary
October 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Phillies fans at 11:00 AM this morning vs. Phillies fans at 1:00 PM this afternoon.

tl;dr The Aaron Nola Experience
August 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Did so much hardcore lesbianism last night we may have upset the balance of the universe. ☺️
August 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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So you’re telling me the Wizard of Oz presented itself as a towering force of overwhelming technology, only to be unmasked as just some guy, off-screen?
So apparently, it may turn out that The Wizard of Oz at the Las Vegas Sphere wasn’t entirely made in AI and Google threw the VFX crew under the bus by claiming it was all done by artificial intelligence.

If true, then fucking yikes.
August 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Tsk tsk such language on the open radio Mr. Hill.
July 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Oh look, two of my least favorite drivers took each other out hmmmmm too bad so sad.
July 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
No cheating. Post your lock screen.
July 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Hello friends and followers. We are reaching out for your help and assistance this summer. One of our amazing volunteers has started this to help us out.

Every dollar raised goes right back into the care of the cats. Every dollar helps. Every share helps. Thank you.

gofund.me/36067d93
Donate to Support Special Needs Cats in Sacramento Fairfield CA area, organized by Lury Norris
Greetings, cat lovers! Rocket Cat Rescue is a 501c3 nonprofit … Lury Norris needs your support for Support Special Needs Cats in Sacramento Fairfield CA area
gofund.me
July 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This Arby’s sign.
July 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My answer to everything lately has been to eat ice cream about it, and while this isn’t the best coping mechanism it’s also definitely not the worst. 7/10: solid, but has drawbacks.
July 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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It's become clear that this administration is just a protracted war on anybody who's read a book without pictures in it. It's a miracle we're all still getting up and going to work every morning. The psychological drain is the point, and I'm increasingly grateful to the people who are still decent.
July 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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I'm wondering which product you would be interested in and would buy? Ignore the patterns for now. Please share this post since it could help someone.

1) Elbow Brace
2) Thumb Splint with Support Plate
3) Wrist Brace with Support Plate
4) Hand Support with 2 Support Plate
July 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Yesterday the Social Security Administration sent a highly misleading & political press release about the tax bill to my work account, where I'd signed up for SSA updates.

Then overnight I got it again, this time to my personal account. And I heard from lots of others who did, too. 🧵
July 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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since it's the last day of pride month I figured I'd at least make one thing for it...

i now unveil to you my greatest invention:
color bars pride flag
June 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
So bummed I’m not in Long Pond today for Pocono. :/

The timing just didn’t work out this year. Maybe next year.
June 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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These people are the enemy.
June 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Bryce 2 (1996)
June 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Happy Pride month to all those who celebrate!! :D :D
June 2, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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Your trauma conditioning is going to try to tell you, over & over again, that everything is your fault & everything is your responsibility-- but it'll also try to tell you you don't matter & are utterly powerless.

Notice how Trauma Brain can't even pick a lane w/ its bullsh*t.
June 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM