Wet Umbrella
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Wet Umbrella
@wetumbrella.bsky.social
· Nov 20
Quit doom scrolling
Halloween costume idea: Sailor Swift.
August 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Halloween costume idea: Sailor Swift.
I’ve been treating scrolling through reels on Instagram like opening baseball card packs and saying “legendary pull” and “insane hit” when I find a reel with less than 100 likes and is hilarious.
August 3, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I’ve been treating scrolling through reels on Instagram like opening baseball card packs and saying “legendary pull” and “insane hit” when I find a reel with less than 100 likes and is hilarious.
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Who called it jiu jitsu and not tackle boxing?
July 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Who called it jiu jitsu and not tackle boxing?
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4th of July is a perfect holiday for you if you think this is a rabbit
July 5, 2023 at 2:37 PM
4th of July is a perfect holiday for you if you think this is a rabbit
Cookies are great but they’re not as great as cookie dough
July 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Cookies are great but they’re not as great as cookie dough
Happy Nerf Day to all of you.
April 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Happy Nerf Day to all of you.
You thought blue balls were bad? Want until you hear about
April 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
You thought blue balls were bad? Want until you hear about
Pillow talk should involve talking about the pillows you’re laying on
March 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Pillow talk should involve talking about the pillows you’re laying on
Who called it blowjob and not Oralgami
March 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Who called it blowjob and not Oralgami
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ARE U A THOUGT LEADER TOO?? - dashare.zone ADMIN
March 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
ARE U A THOUGT LEADER TOO?? - dashare.zone ADMIN
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BANK TELLER: to open an account I'll need a first name
ME: Robin
BANK TELLER: and a last?
ME: Dabanc
BANK TELLER: so you're Robin Dabanc
Me: *slowly reveals gun*
ME: Robin
BANK TELLER: and a last?
ME: Dabanc
BANK TELLER: so you're Robin Dabanc
Me: *slowly reveals gun*
February 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
BANK TELLER: to open an account I'll need a first name
ME: Robin
BANK TELLER: and a last?
ME: Dabanc
BANK TELLER: so you're Robin Dabanc
Me: *slowly reveals gun*
ME: Robin
BANK TELLER: and a last?
ME: Dabanc
BANK TELLER: so you're Robin Dabanc
Me: *slowly reveals gun*
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every post can be a shitpost if you shit hard enough
February 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
every post can be a shitpost if you shit hard enough
I saw two beached Portuguese man o’ war while walking around the Florida panhandle. These fuckers can sting you 16 days after they die/get beached.
February 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I saw two beached Portuguese man o’ war while walking around the Florida panhandle. These fuckers can sting you 16 days after they die/get beached.
Incredible joke:
Spoonman, but it’s Goonman
Spoonman, but it’s Goonman
February 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Incredible joke:
Spoonman, but it’s Goonman
Spoonman, but it’s Goonman
A story in 3 parts:
February 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
A story in 3 parts:
Banana pudding flavored whiskey named “Proof in the Pudding”
February 5, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Banana pudding flavored whiskey named “Proof in the Pudding”
I’d start smoking cigs again if this was the packaging I got
February 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I’d start smoking cigs again if this was the packaging I got
Me and the fellas pulling up to the function after pregaming a little too hard
this isn't that far from an ideal life tbh. private pool with the homies, giant stone homie you can jump out of, id sign up if they let me
January 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Me and the fellas pulling up to the function after pregaming a little too hard
It is snowing in Florida. Shit’s weird.
January 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
It is snowing in Florida. Shit’s weird.
I’ve googled “top 10 remedies for hiccups that aren’t suicide” way too many times
January 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I’ve googled “top 10 remedies for hiccups that aren’t suicide” way too many times