Stretch Armsbong
@280bpmfingerblast.bsky.social
embarrassment to real raptors. screamer, clean vox, and bassist-for-hire.
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Shauna shipman:
ok but what if i made customized daggers for each of my bridesmaids
April 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Shauna shipman:
ok but what if i made customized daggers for each of my bridesmaids
April 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
ok but what if i made customized daggers for each of my bridesmaids
since when is my ring size 6.5 like…..am i dainty now?!
April 10, 2025 at 12:12 PM
since when is my ring size 6.5 like…..am i dainty now?!
me listening to my lil podcasts at work (a teenage boy murdered his 98 year old neighbor and SAed her corpse, including filling her hand with jelly to jerk himself off with it)
April 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
me listening to my lil podcasts at work (a teenage boy murdered his 98 year old neighbor and SAed her corpse, including filling her hand with jelly to jerk himself off with it)
hat man hat man hat man
a 3d model of a man in a trench coat and hat
ALT: a 3d model of a man in a trench coat and hat
media.tenor.com
April 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
hat man hat man hat man
i be like “I LOVE GREGORIAN CHANTS” and it’s just the Song of Time
April 2, 2025 at 11:37 AM
i be like “I LOVE GREGORIAN CHANTS” and it’s just the Song of Time
heard a rare true crime moment that made me have to turn it off for the night. maybe the second time ever
April 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
heard a rare true crime moment that made me have to turn it off for the night. maybe the second time ever
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Band practice prepping for our show at News Cafe in Rhode Island with guest vocalist Jenny Mac 🤘
April 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Band practice prepping for our show at News Cafe in Rhode Island with guest vocalist Jenny Mac 🤘
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You noticed how travel ban talk kinda disappeared after that proposed list was published? Word in immigration circles is administration is postponing what we saw because they’re realizing hosting major international sporting events over the next few years and travel bans don’t mix well lol
March 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
You noticed how travel ban talk kinda disappeared after that proposed list was published? Word in immigration circles is administration is postponing what we saw because they’re realizing hosting major international sporting events over the next few years and travel bans don’t mix well lol
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What the actual fuck:
March 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
What the actual fuck:
another beautiful morning in hell
March 28, 2025 at 11:22 AM
another beautiful morning in hell
hooray for lost time
March 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
hooray for lost time
luteal homicidal rage
March 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
luteal homicidal rage
vocal challenge: drinking mtn dew and belching thru Good Luck, Babe!
March 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
vocal challenge: drinking mtn dew and belching thru Good Luck, Babe!
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A cool thing about being Irish is that your laughter casts celestial mirth.
February 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
A cool thing about being Irish is that your laughter casts celestial mirth.
Boston Iced Tea Party
February 25, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Boston Iced Tea Party
homeboy drunk as a skunk on live tv thinking he wont get batteries and full dunkin iced whipped at him upon arrival
Homan: "The police commission of Boston -- you said you doubled down on not helping the law enforcement office of ICE. I'm coming to Boston. I'm bringing hell with me."
February 25, 2025 at 11:58 AM
homeboy drunk as a skunk on live tv thinking he wont get batteries and full dunkin iced whipped at him upon arrival
is Dominque a real name? i need to know.
February 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
is Dominque a real name? i need to know.
small town tea dating back to 1800 🤤🤤🤤
February 21, 2025 at 11:59 AM
small town tea dating back to 1800 🤤🤤🤤
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Peppercorn is neither pepper no corn. Discuss among yourselves.
February 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Peppercorn is neither pepper no corn. Discuss among yourselves.
wedding dress inspo
February 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
wedding dress inspo
morning roast (i asked my friends for their addresses for wedding invites)
February 20, 2025 at 12:29 PM
morning roast (i asked my friends for their addresses for wedding invites)
tracking 3 demos saturday i should probably learn the songs
a cat with a pink bow on its head and the words `` i 'm just a girl '' written on it .
ALT: a cat with a pink bow on its head and the words `` i 'm just a girl '' written on it .
media.tenor.com
February 20, 2025 at 11:39 AM
tracking 3 demos saturday i should probably learn the songs
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you know what's a fun word? regicide.
February 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
you know what's a fun word? regicide.