Stretch Armsbong
@280bpmfingerblast.bsky.social
embarrassment to real raptors. screamer, clean vox, and bassist-for-hire.
me listening to my lil podcasts at work (a teenage boy murdered his 98 year old neighbor and SAed her corpse, including filling her hand with jelly to jerk himself off with it)
April 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
me listening to my lil podcasts at work (a teenage boy murdered his 98 year old neighbor and SAed her corpse, including filling her hand with jelly to jerk himself off with it)
hooray for lost time
March 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
hooray for lost time
wedding dress inspo
February 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
wedding dress inspo
morning roast (i asked my friends for their addresses for wedding invites)
February 20, 2025 at 12:29 PM
morning roast (i asked my friends for their addresses for wedding invites)
Return of The J Mac
i love my gals so so much this bday card made my life
i love my gals so so much this bday card made my life
February 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Return of The J Mac
i love my gals so so much this bday card made my life
i love my gals so so much this bday card made my life
lingerie football league wedding reunion 💕🏈
February 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
lingerie football league wedding reunion 💕🏈
scared the BEJESUS outta me this morning post-shower
February 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
scared the BEJESUS outta me this morning post-shower
wild how a college professor who tried to pigeonhole all of us into doing things one way made me DESPISE a medium for decades. the visual art department at brown was………..odd.
shoutout to @randalltrang.bsky.social for never letting the bastards get you down. took me way too long to crawl back
shoutout to @randalltrang.bsky.social for never letting the bastards get you down. took me way too long to crawl back
February 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
wild how a college professor who tried to pigeonhole all of us into doing things one way made me DESPISE a medium for decades. the visual art department at brown was………..odd.
shoutout to @randalltrang.bsky.social for never letting the bastards get you down. took me way too long to crawl back
shoutout to @randalltrang.bsky.social for never letting the bastards get you down. took me way too long to crawl back
came by work to let some of the bois in for xtra hours and am trying to call them off. i dont want them busting ass and getting hurt walking from warehouse to warehouse on a 3 inch sheet of ice wtfwtf
February 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
came by work to let some of the bois in for xtra hours and am trying to call them off. i dont want them busting ass and getting hurt walking from warehouse to warehouse on a 3 inch sheet of ice wtfwtf
WIN TWO TREE FO
January 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
WIN TWO TREE FO
squeezin this angel baby in like 3 weeks omgomgomg
January 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
squeezin this angel baby in like 3 weeks omgomgomg
my sweet coworker got me some lil bridal treats and her search terms were elite
January 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
my sweet coworker got me some lil bridal treats and her search terms were elite
low-end loser 🎸 (for hire)
January 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
low-end loser 🎸 (for hire)