Wet Umbrella
@wetumbrella.bsky.social
So I guess we’re here now.
IG: @wet_umbrella
Twitter: dead
IG: @wet_umbrella
Twitter: dead
Happy Nerf Day to all of you.
April 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Happy Nerf Day to all of you.
You thought blue balls were bad? Want until you hear about
April 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
You thought blue balls were bad? Want until you hear about
I saw two beached Portuguese man o’ war while walking around the Florida panhandle. These fuckers can sting you 16 days after they die/get beached.
February 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I saw two beached Portuguese man o’ war while walking around the Florida panhandle. These fuckers can sting you 16 days after they die/get beached.
A story in 3 parts:
February 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
A story in 3 parts:
I’d start smoking cigs again if this was the packaging I got
February 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I’d start smoking cigs again if this was the packaging I got
It is snowing in Florida. Shit’s weird.
January 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
It is snowing in Florida. Shit’s weird.
When the fuck did I collect all these Hot Wheels?
December 26, 2024 at 7:34 PM
When the fuck did I collect all these Hot Wheels?
Everyone talks about West Virginia and regular Virginia… No one expects Long Virginia. Don’t even get me started on Indianananana or Extra Kentucky.
December 3, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Everyone talks about West Virginia and regular Virginia… No one expects Long Virginia. Don’t even get me started on Indianananana or Extra Kentucky.
I hate twitter screenshots on this app… Anybody making mommy milker mac n cheese this year?
November 26, 2024 at 11:37 PM
I hate twitter screenshots on this app… Anybody making mommy milker mac n cheese this year?
Got these 2 messages from my apartment complex today. I am 200 miles away from my apartment BECAUSE ITS FUCKING THANKSGIVING WEEK.
November 25, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Got these 2 messages from my apartment complex today. I am 200 miles away from my apartment BECAUSE ITS FUCKING THANKSGIVING WEEK.
Fuck this is a great idea:
Moon Tarp
Moon Tarp
November 20, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Fuck this is a great idea:
Moon Tarp
Moon Tarp
Insane lineup on this comp
November 20, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Insane lineup on this comp
This video has been burned into my brain
November 20, 2024 at 6:09 PM
This video has been burned into my brain
Not now Spotify, I need to feel the hate run through my body for a while.
November 20, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Not now Spotify, I need to feel the hate run through my body for a while.
I even had a great picture for today
November 20, 2024 at 6:09 PM
I even had a great picture for today