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That glorious feeling when you think you’re reaching for your last beer but wait there’s two more left.
December 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Today, I spoke with Kilmar Abrego Garcia and his wife, Jennifer. In April, when I met with him in El Salvador, Trump said he would never set foot in the U.S. again.

This case has never been about one man alone; if the govt can violate the constitutional rights of one, all our rights are threatened.
December 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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he's weak and he's flailing and he's never had less juice in his political life

know that, even as he does untold damage on the way down, we are going to win
Indiana’s Senate has voted AGAINST the GOP gerrymander that’d have locked in a 9-0 map.

This keeps the 7-2 map in place, saving two Democratic seats heading into 2026.

The vote failed big, 19/31.

The MAJORITY of the GOP senators opposed it!
December 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Alright let’s give Honey Don’t! a second shake.
December 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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walking around my house doing the witch’s rap from INTO THE WOODS but replacing every mention of “greens” with the word “jeans”
December 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
And I’ve brought some porn for watching
December 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I’ve seen The Great Escape a million times and I couldn’t tell you which tunnel was which if you put a gun to my head.
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
About to turn off Late Night with the Devil if one more pre-movie logo plays I swear
November 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
When your team is down 14 points due to sheer bullshit you just go to bed
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Still funny every time someone has to pause for Baltimore to yell “O!” first
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Ravens carrying on the grand tradition this year of looking like stinky poo poo butt in the first half.
November 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
It would be cool if my tax dollars could just pay for the mail service instead of having people pay money to send me trash.
November 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
He left his family behind!
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Needed to hit up my monster energy drink dealer this morning, rough night last night.
November 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Fucking Ravens man
November 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
And the award for best hats goes to…oh wow I can’t believe this…Frankenstein!
November 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I hate you, Black Deck
November 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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The way all of these people convinced themselves that Mamdani is antisemitic is a subject far more worthy of media examination than any of the ‘groupthink on campuses!’ thinkpieces we’ve been subjected to
November 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM