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@weirdvelle.bsky.social
Velle/Kaye, 30ish. SEAsian. Extremely NSFW. I wet my pants at the mall once and it completely ruined my life. Probably she/her.
Pinned
I fear not the man who has pissed 10,000 diapers once, but I fear the man who has pissed one diaper 10,000 times.
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Flooding his lap after he lets you wear pullups 😇
November 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Flooding his lap after he lets you wear pullups 😇
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"Okay, what are you into that -isn't- diapers and piss?"
"Well, panties are a really big turn-on for me."
"Like, as in wearing lingerie?"
"Uh, something a bit more like..."
"Well, panties are a really big turn-on for me."
"Like, as in wearing lingerie?"
"Uh, something a bit more like..."
September 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
"Okay, what are you into that -isn't- diapers and piss?"
"Well, panties are a really big turn-on for me."
"Like, as in wearing lingerie?"
"Uh, something a bit more like..."
"Well, panties are a really big turn-on for me."
"Like, as in wearing lingerie?"
"Uh, something a bit more like..."
mommy wow i'm a -hnngh- *splurt* now
November 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
mommy wow i'm a -hnngh- *splurt* now
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Hex Maniac wearing a Mega Banette Swimsuit
November 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Hex Maniac wearing a Mega Banette Swimsuit
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[cw - scat/messing]
No deadlines in sight for Nagi Arato- it's her unwavering commitment to documenting the minutia of our natural world that makes her enduring work ethic so inspiring!
No deadlines in sight for Nagi Arato- it's her unwavering commitment to documenting the minutia of our natural world that makes her enduring work ethic so inspiring!
November 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
[cw - scat/messing]
No deadlines in sight for Nagi Arato- it's her unwavering commitment to documenting the minutia of our natural world that makes her enduring work ethic so inspiring!
No deadlines in sight for Nagi Arato- it's her unwavering commitment to documenting the minutia of our natural world that makes her enduring work ethic so inspiring!
indiscriminate potato slurry
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
indiscriminate potato slurry
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Trying to enjoy my bbq and my brother texts me this 🤦🏻♂️
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Trying to enjoy my bbq and my brother texts me this 🤦🏻♂️
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When the line for the bathroom is a little too long and you end up proving why you belong in pull-ups 😵💫
November 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
When the line for the bathroom is a little too long and you end up proving why you belong in pull-ups 😵💫
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I wish all my raccoon friends a very “get domesticated nerd” www.scientificamerican.com/article/racc...
City Raccoons Are Evolving to Look More Like Pets
City-dwelling raccoons seem to be evolving a shorter snout—a telltale feature of our pets and other domesticated animals
www.scientificamerican.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I wish all my raccoon friends a very “get domesticated nerd” www.scientificamerican.com/article/racc...
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DAD: Babe, I think the kid has Ovid
MOM: What? Covid?
CHILD:
Rose darke and full of foggye mist. And now they were within
A kenning of the upper earth, when Orphye did begin
DAD:
To dowt him lest shee followed not, and through an eager love
Desyrous for to see her, he his eyes did backward move.
MOM: What? Covid?
CHILD:
Rose darke and full of foggye mist. And now they were within
A kenning of the upper earth, when Orphye did begin
DAD:
To dowt him lest shee followed not, and through an eager love
Desyrous for to see her, he his eyes did backward move.
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
DAD: Babe, I think the kid has Ovid
MOM: What? Covid?
CHILD:
Rose darke and full of foggye mist. And now they were within
A kenning of the upper earth, when Orphye did begin
DAD:
To dowt him lest shee followed not, and through an eager love
Desyrous for to see her, he his eyes did backward move.
MOM: What? Covid?
CHILD:
Rose darke and full of foggye mist. And now they were within
A kenning of the upper earth, when Orphye did begin
DAD:
To dowt him lest shee followed not, and through an eager love
Desyrous for to see her, he his eyes did backward move.
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the peasants have risen up in rebellion and burned all feudal contracts in the Meet'N'Fuck Kingdom
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
the peasants have risen up in rebellion and burned all feudal contracts in the Meet'N'Fuck Kingdom
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Oversized shirts & diapers has to be one of the best combos ever..
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Oversized shirts & diapers has to be one of the best combos ever..
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my conspiracy theory is they stopped running detrol ads after the marketing department found out what omorashi was
January 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
my conspiracy theory is they stopped running detrol ads after the marketing department found out what omorashi was
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katana with おもらし engraved on the blade
November 25, 2024 at 10:24 PM
katana with おもらし engraved on the blade
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🎉 GIVEAWAY TIME! 🎉
Excited to release my Unicorn design for both Men and Women, I’m celebrating by giving three lucky Rugrats a free pair! 👀🩲🔥
How to Enter:
✨ Like
✨ Follow
✨ Repost
That’s it — you’re in! 🙌
🗓 Ends Sunday, 30 November
Excited to release my Unicorn design for both Men and Women, I’m celebrating by giving three lucky Rugrats a free pair! 👀🩲🔥
How to Enter:
✨ Like
✨ Follow
✨ Repost
That’s it — you’re in! 🙌
🗓 Ends Sunday, 30 November
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
🎉 GIVEAWAY TIME! 🎉
Excited to release my Unicorn design for both Men and Women, I’m celebrating by giving three lucky Rugrats a free pair! 👀🩲🔥
How to Enter:
✨ Like
✨ Follow
✨ Repost
That’s it — you’re in! 🙌
🗓 Ends Sunday, 30 November
Excited to release my Unicorn design for both Men and Women, I’m celebrating by giving three lucky Rugrats a free pair! 👀🩲🔥
How to Enter:
✨ Like
✨ Follow
✨ Repost
That’s it — you’re in! 🙌
🗓 Ends Sunday, 30 November
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Is it still an accident if you've peed on the floor but you managed to get your pull-ups off first?
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Is it still an accident if you've peed on the floor but you managed to get your pull-ups off first?
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You’re a big girl, huh? You’ve got a lot of bladder control? Then why don’t you prove it for me!
Go ahead. Pee yourself. Right here. Right now.
Go ahead. Pee yourself. Right here. Right now.
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
You’re a big girl, huh? You’ve got a lot of bladder control? Then why don’t you prove it for me!
Go ahead. Pee yourself. Right here. Right now.
Go ahead. Pee yourself. Right here. Right now.
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Mom found the piss plushie
November 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Mom found the piss plushie
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feel like i just met a celebrity ive seen this woman's balls all over the internet
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
feel like i just met a celebrity ive seen this woman's balls all over the internet
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(i fucked up the previous one whoops)
DiaperedTest - 11/07/25
DiaperedTest - 11/07/25
November 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
(i fucked up the previous one whoops)
DiaperedTest - 11/07/25
DiaperedTest - 11/07/25
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SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
November 15, 2025 at 6:14 AM
SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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made this as @pizzabagel.bsky.social was leaving for the airport after our awesome visit <3 miss him already!!!
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
made this as @pizzabagel.bsky.social was leaving for the airport after our awesome visit <3 miss him already!!!
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*flips her hair over her eye and looks at you*
Hey you! Yeah. You. The girl that smells like piss and baby powder
Wanna go make out under the bleachers?
Hey you! Yeah. You. The girl that smells like piss and baby powder
Wanna go make out under the bleachers?
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
*flips her hair over her eye and looks at you*
Hey you! Yeah. You. The girl that smells like piss and baby powder
Wanna go make out under the bleachers?
Hey you! Yeah. You. The girl that smells like piss and baby powder
Wanna go make out under the bleachers?
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lil diapie babie
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 AM
lil diapie babie