@webflotsam.bsky.social
I have a website: https://monstersrealandfantastic.com/
Doodler of beasts, writer of stories.
Check out my web serial: https://tapas.io/episode/2918856
Doodler of beasts, writer of stories.
Check out my web serial: https://tapas.io/episode/2918856
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I wish pokedex entries had more information than the same 2 or 3 things every game tells us. I think they could get literally one guy to come up with something new for every single pokemon. Hell, I could do it.
Maybe I will, until I get bored.
Maybe I will, until I get bored.
The WebFlotsam Pokedex expansion project starts today. Generally, I'll try to match what GameFreak would actually be willing to put in a Pokedex. All that said, let's start with Pokemon's very first line!
That is all of Gen 1 complete! Today, we'll do gen 2's starters!
In ancient Sinnoh religion, it was worshiped as the "Firstborn of Arceus", the Pokemon who was made first to then create all of the world's regular Pokemon.
February 17, 2026 at 7:31 PM
That is all of Gen 1 complete! Today, we'll do gen 2's starters!
Coward. I'm already onto the 5th and you won't believe where they are.
Reject medical neo-futurism. Refuse compliance.
I Will Not Grow The Third Set.
I Will Not Grow The Third Set.
February 17, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Coward. I'm already onto the 5th and you won't believe where they are.
Bionicle: The Mask of Light if we count movies hyperfixated on as a child.
Name a film you've seen 8 times
February 14, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Bionicle: The Mask of Light if we count movies hyperfixated on as a child.
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It’s depressing to think (know) Hollywood is far more willing to throw $100m at historically unsuccessful IP just because people know it!” rather than develop new properties/ideas 🤬
February 13, 2026 at 11:35 PM
It’s depressing to think (know) Hollywood is far more willing to throw $100m at historically unsuccessful IP just because people know it!” rather than develop new properties/ideas 🤬
"THIS TIME IT'LL BE GOOD I SWEAR" -Screamed the producer as he was thrown out of the pitch meeting in the smarter alternate universe.
February 14, 2026 at 12:06 AM
"THIS TIME IT'LL BE GOOD I SWEAR" -Screamed the producer as he was thrown out of the pitch meeting in the smarter alternate universe.
What most fandoms seem to think "death of the author" means is "I can still enjoy Harry Potter even though Rowling is increasingly toxic".
February 14, 2026 at 12:03 AM
What most fandoms seem to think "death of the author" means is "I can still enjoy Harry Potter even though Rowling is increasingly toxic".
I wish the Godzilla Monsterverse movies weren't held back by being really bad.
February 13, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I wish the Godzilla Monsterverse movies weren't held back by being really bad.
Iron Lung wasn't just good but surprisingly great! The budget shows in places but in others it looks incredible, especially the phenomenal creature effects. A lot of people have said it's too long, but I found the pacing perfect myself.
February 9, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Iron Lung wasn't just good but surprisingly great! The budget shows in places but in others it looks incredible, especially the phenomenal creature effects. A lot of people have said it's too long, but I found the pacing perfect myself.
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I try to be empathetic of MLs who are frustrated with electoralism and direct action not causing the downfall of capitalism...
Then other times I write a transwoman primarch who apes her father exactly whilst thinking she's being a liberator. A new autistic obsession of mine is 40K, sorry.
Then other times I write a transwoman primarch who apes her father exactly whilst thinking she's being a liberator. A new autistic obsession of mine is 40K, sorry.
February 8, 2026 at 5:09 AM
I try to be empathetic of MLs who are frustrated with electoralism and direct action not causing the downfall of capitalism...
Then other times I write a transwoman primarch who apes her father exactly whilst thinking she's being a liberator. A new autistic obsession of mine is 40K, sorry.
Then other times I write a transwoman primarch who apes her father exactly whilst thinking she's being a liberator. A new autistic obsession of mine is 40K, sorry.
bsky.app/profile/webf...
Because of its draconic features and use of dragon-type moves, it is believed that Aerodactyl is a missing link in the evolution of dragon types.
Because of its draconic features and use of dragon-type moves, it is believed that Aerodactyl is a missing link in the evolution of dragon types.
February 8, 2026 at 5:40 AM
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Because of its draconic features and use of dragon-type moves, it is believed that Aerodactyl is a missing link in the evolution of dragon types.
Because of its draconic features and use of dragon-type moves, it is believed that Aerodactyl is a missing link in the evolution of dragon types.
I want to figuratively pick her brain to figure out what she meant by this.
Then literally pick her brain to find the parts that make her act like this.
Then literally pick her brain to find the parts that make her act like this.
February 7, 2026 at 7:24 AM
I want to figuratively pick her brain to figure out what she meant by this.
Then literally pick her brain to find the parts that make her act like this.
Then literally pick her brain to find the parts that make her act like this.
The three new Doom games all having different art styles is really cool, but sadly each game honestly loses a lot of charm with its monster designs. Dark Ages designs are overall just so boring...
Except the new Revenant, that one's great.
Except the new Revenant, that one's great.
February 7, 2026 at 7:09 AM
The three new Doom games all having different art styles is really cool, but sadly each game honestly loses a lot of charm with its monster designs. Dark Ages designs are overall just so boring...
Except the new Revenant, that one's great.
Except the new Revenant, that one's great.
You should watch The Summer Hikaru Died, but if you don't wanna you should at least watch this video.
youtu.be/mQXLr6ktnWM
youtu.be/mQXLr6ktnWM
It’s Only Sex《 The Summer Hikaru Died 》
YouTube video by asouwan
youtu.be
February 7, 2026 at 5:02 AM
You should watch The Summer Hikaru Died, but if you don't wanna you should at least watch this video.
youtu.be/mQXLr6ktnWM
youtu.be/mQXLr6ktnWM
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My book is rather expensive, I suggest asking your library to order it. It’s called “the popular front and the barcelona 1936 popular Olympics”
Here’s a piece I did for Nat geo www.nationalgeographic.com/history/arti...
Here’s a piece I did for Nat geo www.nationalgeographic.com/history/arti...
The brutal story of the 1936 Popular Olympics: a boycott of fascism and Hitler
Athletes took up arms when alternative games protesting the Olympics in Nazi Germany were overtaken by war.
www.nationalgeographic.com
February 7, 2026 at 2:50 AM
My book is rather expensive, I suggest asking your library to order it. It’s called “the popular front and the barcelona 1936 popular Olympics”
Here’s a piece I did for Nat geo www.nationalgeographic.com/history/arti...
Here’s a piece I did for Nat geo www.nationalgeographic.com/history/arti...
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The bane of every gay bar in the Mushroom Kingdom (Wario isn't even gay he's there to hit on the women drinking there to avoid being hit on).
February 6, 2026 at 2:03 AM
The bane of every gay bar in the Mushroom Kingdom (Wario isn't even gay he's there to hit on the women drinking there to avoid being hit on).
If I was a single issue voter, this would be my single issue.
"NOBODY IS ABOVE THE LAW"
"NOBODY IS ABOVE THE LAW"
If I was a single issue voter, this would be my single issue.
"NOBODY IS ABOVE THE LAW"
"NOBODY IS ABOVE THE LAW"
February 4, 2026 at 5:20 AM
If I was a single issue voter, this would be my single issue.
"NOBODY IS ABOVE THE LAW"
"NOBODY IS ABOVE THE LAW"
This guy now:
February 4, 2026 at 4:14 AM
This guy now:
Parents, I BEG you. Don't give your kid's name a weird spelling just to be quirky. It's just going to get their name mispronounced embarrassingly by every substitute teacher in their entire educational career.
February 4, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Parents, I BEG you. Don't give your kid's name a weird spelling just to be quirky. It's just going to get their name mispronounced embarrassingly by every substitute teacher in their entire educational career.
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remember back when we all doodled the current thing for warmups? we could bring that back, maybe, that was fun
February 3, 2026 at 7:52 AM
remember back when we all doodled the current thing for warmups? we could bring that back, maybe, that was fun
Murder Drones is something I would describe as "less than the sum of its parts".
I like all of these ideas but the way they're handled and packaged together is a MESS.
Still would have adored it at 16 though.
I like all of these ideas but the way they're handled and packaged together is a MESS.
Still would have adored it at 16 though.
February 3, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Murder Drones is something I would describe as "less than the sum of its parts".
I like all of these ideas but the way they're handled and packaged together is a MESS.
Still would have adored it at 16 though.
I like all of these ideas but the way they're handled and packaged together is a MESS.
Still would have adored it at 16 though.
I just saw the Bayformers style Bumblebee in an advertisement.
What year is it.
What year is it.
February 3, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I just saw the Bayformers style Bumblebee in an advertisement.
What year is it.
What year is it.
It's wild that in a fight against Caesar, who really did constantly break the law and even committed war crimes, Cato STILL comes across as worse! What a stupid, petty asshole that man was.
February 2, 2026 at 9:49 PM
It's wild that in a fight against Caesar, who really did constantly break the law and even committed war crimes, Cato STILL comes across as worse! What a stupid, petty asshole that man was.
I think we forget just how normalized the sexualization of teenagers is, especially for BEING teenagers.
Teenagers have sex. They have bodies that can be very adult. But they are NOT adults and no adult should be treating them as anything other than what they are: teenagers.
Teenagers have sex. They have bodies that can be very adult. But they are NOT adults and no adult should be treating them as anything other than what they are: teenagers.
there were multiple different countdown clocks until the Olsen twins turned 18
reddit had its infamous 'jailbait' community online until late 2011
all of this shit was just out in the open, it was awful
reddit had its infamous 'jailbait' community online until late 2011
all of this shit was just out in the open, it was awful
I feel like maybe it’s a function of everyone online being born in 2002 but I don’t think most people realize how openly and explicitly pedophilic american culture was until like… maybe 10 years ago
February 2, 2026 at 5:30 PM
I think we forget just how normalized the sexualization of teenagers is, especially for BEING teenagers.
Teenagers have sex. They have bodies that can be very adult. But they are NOT adults and no adult should be treating them as anything other than what they are: teenagers.
Teenagers have sex. They have bodies that can be very adult. But they are NOT adults and no adult should be treating them as anything other than what they are: teenagers.