Mike Guberski
weaselboy5000.bsky.social
Mike Guberski
@weaselboy5000.bsky.social
Bees bees bees bees BEES BEES BEES BEES BEES
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Internet in the house is busted, so all live service games are unplayable

FORTUNATELY, I got Silent Hill f and a bunch of physical games to tide me over until the technician arrives tomorrow

So, remember, kids! Physical copies of games is STILL BETTER!
December 1, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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I can’t undersell how much online adds to City Trial in Kirby Air Riders. Every match is far more intense thanks to the higher skill level. I wonder if there’s another mode in a game that could benefit greatly from online. 🤔
December 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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We have Balatro at home.
November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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I keep being attacked by my own audience

They're calling me a gamer

😬
November 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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gooey on da hydra
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:

- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Bad news everyone.

I'm a published author.
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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go ahead and destroy the financial district Pac-Man. make the people happy
There’s something so cozy about PAC-MAN’s design.
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Girl flashing her boobs to get like a discount on something
“Ma’am, I’m gay”
“Oh uh”
Whips out her gock
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Finally started watching “The Pitt” yesterday and didn’t stop for 9 whole episodes. Heart racing. Eyes watering. This is peak television. It’s like season 1 of The Bear, but in a hospital and without any weird romantic subplots.
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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happy thanks
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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The latest evidence that America is becoming a land of idiots:
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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There was a reference to the word "pwned" in the new Knives Out movie and it made me sad kids today don't say "you got pwned" anymore, they just say shit like "unc is washed" or "sixty seven" then steal your wallet.
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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I just accidentally hit play on a song on Spotify, hit "back" and it returned me to the song I had been playing.

YouTube now has a button that allows you to remove the suggestions that pop up before the end of the video.

platforms improving the user experience! Can't remember the last time
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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happy thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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I think I just peeped the horror during the kirby stream. Chat started to tell me the lore and I could feel my maddness meter just gradually go up
November 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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I give you the beef rib at Sanders BBQ in Berverly, Illinois. Diet coke for scale.🤤
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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no one:

yoshiyuki tomino:
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM