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the human dudunsparce
@weallm8kemist8ks.bsky.social
formless blob, vgc fan, interista ⭐⭐, amateur musician. constantly trying not to think about the microplastics.

zero of my IRL community uses this site so I'm just going to mash the follow button and post jokes and music into the void
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March 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The move 'Yawn' is given to a select range of Pokemon that covers almost the entire type chart. The only thing these mons seem to have in common is that they're all big goofy bois
March 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The timeline is so peaceful in the early hours of the morning. No conflict, no chaos, no high intensity, no- oh wait shit my distant relatives in Australia are getting mad about immigrants again
January 30, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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“Don’t talk to me until after I’ve had a coffee”
“But you don’t drink coffee?”
“Exactly”
January 30, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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As someone who has reported on AI for 7 years and covered China tech as well, I think the biggest lesson to be drawn from DeepSeek is the huge cracks it illustrates with the current dominant paradigm of AI development. A long thread. 1/
January 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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everyone: the youtube algorithm is a cesspit of right wing sludge

my youtube algorithm: here is some more half life video essays and brazilian phonk, my liege
January 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Ever wonder what snow in the swamp would look like? This is 5 miles into the Louisiana swamps in the Atchafalaya basin... it's unreal... having lived down there for the first 28 years of my life, we never saw anything like this.

Smashed records.

Curtesy of Garrett Roberts.
January 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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P1: Do you listen to music?
P2: Nah, I don't understand the lore
P1: What?
P2: I dunno, I never listened to the first song and I just feel like there's too much of a backlog to work through now
January 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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how it feels watching someone else cook me dinner
January 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
My friend walked in on me saying "We need a crew that's maxed out on speed who can put bitches to sleep real fast" and I had to anxiously explain that I was talking about competitive pokemon
January 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
By sheer coincidence my son's name actually is Kid A, but only so I could tell him apart from his siblings
On FB I said I'd call my firstborn Superunknown, but I'd also go for "In Times New Roman..." as well, curious what others would have 🤭
January 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Hell yeah dude. Hell yeah. They say good things can happen dude. Hell yes dude. Yes.
January 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Redwall game that's the gnarliest, spookiest soulslike ever made
January 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Boy, he really went all out to try to win over the gamers again
January 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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The Chinese restaurant we ate at, which serves exclusively halal food and has a huge Muslim customer base, was blasting the entirety of Sabrina Carpenter’s Short ‘n Sweet in honor of Christmas, and, honestly, this wild mix of influences is the main thing I love about this stupid country.
December 26, 2024 at 1:41 AM
The italian sausage has done amazing things in terms of normalizing fennel in mainstream culture fennel acceptance movement
December 22, 2024 at 1:00 PM
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If I ever become a popular male blues rocker, I am going to start my performance by asking the audience if they all are ‘ready to rock,’ and later, I will exhort them to ‘come on!’

If they fail to come on to an acceptable degree, I shall raise my fist and urge them by saying, ‘let’s rock!’
December 12, 2024 at 6:42 PM
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winter night walks are great for freaks like me who enjoy a desolate wasteland with no one around and nothing but howling frost wind belting your face freezing you half to death. it’s refreshing
December 11, 2024 at 12:06 AM
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How dare
December 1, 2024 at 2:12 PM
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December 1, 2024 at 6:57 AM
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women want me

fish fear me

I am microbead exfoliators
November 29, 2024 at 11:14 PM
"You just joined Bluesky to form a political echo chamber" no I joined it specifically so I could enjoy the wide range of topics life has to offer without being accosted by random unwashed nazis unloading 40 years of undigested emotions into my post about music recommendations
November 29, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Make fun of the Boston accent all you want, but not pronouncing the rhotic "R" really opens up your ability to write rhymes. All these Bostonians and Brits get to rhyme "beer" with "idea." "Dawn" with "porn." "Embarrassing failure" with "Australia"
November 29, 2024 at 3:26 PM