Foghorn Dickhorn
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Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone.
—Mellencamp
—Mellencamp
Dude put some work into that tailgate.
November 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Dude put some work into that tailgate.
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TV’s not on a lot, and usually for noise. “Wicked” is on NBC, so I put it on there.
Just because it’s noise.
Couldn’t do it, had to change.
Even though it’s just noise.
Just because it’s noise.
Couldn’t do it, had to change.
Even though it’s just noise.
a man says nope i think i 'm good
ALT: a man says nope i think i 'm good
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
TV’s not on a lot, and usually for noise. “Wicked” is on NBC, so I put it on there.
Just because it’s noise.
Couldn’t do it, had to change.
Even though it’s just noise.
Just because it’s noise.
Couldn’t do it, had to change.
Even though it’s just noise.
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Yet another reason to hate the Raiders: they have me rooting for the Cowboys.
a group of football players are huddled together on a field
ALT: a group of football players are huddled together on a field
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Yet another reason to hate the Raiders: they have me rooting for the Cowboys.
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November 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This is my shocked face:
Lindsey Halligan is incompetent and her cases may be tossed. She told the grand jury that James Comey had no Fifth Amendment right to avoid testifying at his own trial and they didn’t need to rely solely on the record because the government had more evidence.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/u...
Judge Says Justice Dept. May Have Committed Misconduct in Comey Case
www.nytimes.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
This is my shocked face:
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We could spend years demanding a list be released, or we could just believe women…
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
We could spend years demanding a list be released, or we could just believe women…
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IF THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO EVEN LOOK AT — I’VE HEARD OF CHILDREN HAVING TO ENDURE WORSE AND NOT ONLY DID NO ONE DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT, BUT THEY ELECTED A LITIGATED RAPIST TO BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED FUCKING STATES.
November 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
IF THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO EVEN LOOK AT — I’VE HEARD OF CHILDREN HAVING TO ENDURE WORSE AND NOT ONLY DID NO ONE DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT, BUT THEY ELECTED A LITIGATED RAPIST TO BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED FUCKING STATES.
I fucking hate my life.
Fifty-five years old, and apparently I’m done.
Lupus is fucking me up and I see no light at the end of the tunnel.
The fatigue and brain fog have been getting worse over the past year, and they’re beyond intolerable.
The docs need to figure something out soon, or..?
Fifty-five years old, and apparently I’m done.
Lupus is fucking me up and I see no light at the end of the tunnel.
The fatigue and brain fog have been getting worse over the past year, and they’re beyond intolerable.
The docs need to figure something out soon, or..?
November 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I fucking hate my life.
Fifty-five years old, and apparently I’m done.
Lupus is fucking me up and I see no light at the end of the tunnel.
The fatigue and brain fog have been getting worse over the past year, and they’re beyond intolerable.
The docs need to figure something out soon, or..?
Fifty-five years old, and apparently I’m done.
Lupus is fucking me up and I see no light at the end of the tunnel.
The fatigue and brain fog have been getting worse over the past year, and they’re beyond intolerable.
The docs need to figure something out soon, or..?
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Bubba wasn’t Clinton, it was Ghislaine’s horse.
CHECKMATE LIBS
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November 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Bubba wasn’t Clinton, it was Ghislaine’s horse.
CHECKMATE LIBS
CHECKMATE LIBS
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November 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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And then think of what a cornered psychopathic human being with the morals and instincts of a rat and control of over five thousand nuclear warheads would do.
This is a very dangerous moment for the country and the world. A cornered rat will do anything to escape.
November 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
And then think of what a cornered psychopathic human being with the morals and instincts of a rat and control of over five thousand nuclear warheads would do.
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Why does every presidential corruption scandal revolve around Deep Throat?
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Why does every presidential corruption scandal revolve around Deep Throat?
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“It wasn’t Bill Clinton, it was a different Bubba!”
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November 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
“It wasn’t Bill Clinton, it was a different Bubba!”
CHECKMATE LIBS
CHECKMATE LIBS
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The president of the most powerful nation on Earth is so terrified of the tales that an imprisoned sex trafficker can tell that he plies her with a comfort puppy and custom meals and is holding out the prospect of a pardon.
77 million people voted for this.
77 million people voted for this.
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The president of the most powerful nation on Earth is so terrified of the tales that an imprisoned sex trafficker can tell that he plies her with a comfort puppy and custom meals and is holding out the prospect of a pardon.
77 million people voted for this.
77 million people voted for this.
I can see it now in a marketing meeting of the Arm & Hammer Feline Products division…
“Okay, folks, initialization of this little data mining app is gonna be tricky. Thoughts?”
“Okay, folks, initialization of this little data mining app is gonna be tricky. Thoughts?”
November 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I can see it now in a marketing meeting of the Arm & Hammer Feline Products division…
“Okay, folks, initialization of this little data mining app is gonna be tricky. Thoughts?”
“Okay, folks, initialization of this little data mining app is gonna be tricky. Thoughts?”
November 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Cashier: Would you like to round up to support veterans?
Me, pointing at my OEF/OIF “thank me for my service” hat: Nah, I gave at the office.
C: ….
M: ….
C: ….
M: No
C: Ok
Me, pointing at my OEF/OIF “thank me for my service” hat: Nah, I gave at the office.
C: ….
M: ….
C: ….
M: No
C: Ok
November 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Cashier: Would you like to round up to support veterans?
Me, pointing at my OEF/OIF “thank me for my service” hat: Nah, I gave at the office.
C: ….
M: ….
C: ….
M: No
C: Ok
Me, pointing at my OEF/OIF “thank me for my service” hat: Nah, I gave at the office.
C: ….
M: ….
C: ….
M: No
C: Ok
Cats getting zooted on ‘nip to the sound of Jerry Reed.
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Cats getting zooted on ‘nip to the sound of Jerry Reed.
Can’t help but wonder what Monica thinks.
November 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Can’t help but wonder what Monica thinks.
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It's ONLY been 65 years since six year old Ruby Bridges walked through the halls of William Frantz Elementary as the first Black child to attend an all white school. Met with mobs and hate, her bravery and courage helped change the course of history for this nation.
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November 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It's ONLY been 65 years since six year old Ruby Bridges walked through the halls of William Frantz Elementary as the first Black child to attend an all white school. Met with mobs and hate, her bravery and courage helped change the course of history for this nation.
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