Foghorn Dickhorn
@waynicus.bsky.social
Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone.
—Mellencamp
—Mellencamp
Dude put some work into that tailgate.
November 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Dude put some work into that tailgate.
I fucking hate my life.
Fifty-five years old, and apparently I’m done.
Lupus is fucking me up and I see no light at the end of the tunnel.
The fatigue and brain fog have been getting worse over the past year, and they’re beyond intolerable.
The docs need to figure something out soon, or..?
Fifty-five years old, and apparently I’m done.
Lupus is fucking me up and I see no light at the end of the tunnel.
The fatigue and brain fog have been getting worse over the past year, and they’re beyond intolerable.
The docs need to figure something out soon, or..?
November 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I fucking hate my life.
Fifty-five years old, and apparently I’m done.
Lupus is fucking me up and I see no light at the end of the tunnel.
The fatigue and brain fog have been getting worse over the past year, and they’re beyond intolerable.
The docs need to figure something out soon, or..?
Fifty-five years old, and apparently I’m done.
Lupus is fucking me up and I see no light at the end of the tunnel.
The fatigue and brain fog have been getting worse over the past year, and they’re beyond intolerable.
The docs need to figure something out soon, or..?
November 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I can see it now in a marketing meeting of the Arm & Hammer Feline Products division…
“Okay, folks, initialization of this little data mining app is gonna be tricky. Thoughts?”
“Okay, folks, initialization of this little data mining app is gonna be tricky. Thoughts?”
November 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I can see it now in a marketing meeting of the Arm & Hammer Feline Products division…
“Okay, folks, initialization of this little data mining app is gonna be tricky. Thoughts?”
“Okay, folks, initialization of this little data mining app is gonna be tricky. Thoughts?”
November 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Cats getting zooted on ‘nip to the sound of Jerry Reed.
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Cats getting zooted on ‘nip to the sound of Jerry Reed.
November 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Most of my cats produce straight eight/sixteenth rhythms of varying speed and articulation as they move around the house.
Sylvester always produces dotted eighth/sixteenth rhythms.
Sylvester always produces dotted eighth/sixteenth rhythms.
November 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Most of my cats produce straight eight/sixteenth rhythms of varying speed and articulation as they move around the house.
Sylvester always produces dotted eighth/sixteenth rhythms.
Sylvester always produces dotted eighth/sixteenth rhythms.
I’m depending on the #VeteransAdministration to help me manage a serious chronic illness. Shit like this doesn’t instill confidence.
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I’m depending on the #VeteransAdministration to help me manage a serious chronic illness. Shit like this doesn’t instill confidence.
Northern lights. Or something, idk I’m not a photographer.
November 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Northern lights. Or something, idk I’m not a photographer.
A bright moon, northerly moving clouds, and the last of this season’s tree frogs.
November 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
A bright moon, northerly moving clouds, and the last of this season’s tree frogs.
This just blew into my car at parent pickup.
A sign to flee north to Canada?
A sign to flee north to Canada?
November 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
This just blew into my car at parent pickup.
A sign to flee north to Canada?
A sign to flee north to Canada?
She’s still working hard, even this late in the year. She’s done a great job all summer, and now she’s even catching the beetles (up and to the left of her).
November 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
She’s still working hard, even this late in the year. She’s done a great job all summer, and now she’s even catching the beetles (up and to the left of her).
Imagine being the attorney tasked with writing this.
November 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Imagine being the attorney tasked with writing this.
November 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
November 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
November 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I feel like what constitutes “Christian behavior” for these people is really hard to pin down, and that seems to be part of the plan.
Case in point—this just seems incongruous.
Case in point—this just seems incongruous.
October 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I feel like what constitutes “Christian behavior” for these people is really hard to pin down, and that seems to be part of the plan.
Case in point—this just seems incongruous.
Case in point—this just seems incongruous.
This is a perfect symbol of the barbarism that is MAGA.
October 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
This is a perfect symbol of the barbarism that is MAGA.
This is she and her amazing web on a drier day.
October 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
This is she and her amazing web on a drier day.
Check out this badass. #spider #rain #spiderrain #rainspider #theprevious2hashtagsareterrifying
She’s purty, ain’t she?
She’s purty, ain’t she?
October 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Check out this badass. #spider #rain #spiderrain #rainspider #theprevious2hashtagsareterrifying
She’s purty, ain’t she?
She’s purty, ain’t she?