Mike Karman
@warwelf.bsky.social
Lead Data Scientist@YagaCorp
Did you stare too deeply into the data abyss and see p̶̥͗͠a̶̜̐ṱ̵͂͘t̷͈͗ẹ̴̳̰̾ȓ̷̫͐n̸̜̙̅̂̽s̶̛̤̘ that defy human comprehension? You may be entitled to compensation.
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Did you stare too deeply into the data abyss and see p̶̥͗͠a̶̜̐ṱ̵͂͘t̷͈͗ẹ̴̳̰̾ȓ̷̫͐n̸̜̙̅̂̽s̶̛̤̘ that defy human comprehension? You may be entitled to compensation.
Email: totallynotacurse@theysayitsaverylucrativejobfield.hex
Give us a Muppet Charlie Cale and all is forgiven
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Give us a Muppet Charlie Cale and all is forgiven
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Re: Epstein’s emails
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Re: Epstein’s emails
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They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
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Dealer: alright everyone ante up
Chuck Schumer: I fold
Dealer: … we haven’t even dealt the hand yet
Chuck Schumer: I 👏 fold 👏
Chuck Schumer: I fold
Dealer: … we haven’t even dealt the hand yet
Chuck Schumer: I 👏 fold 👏
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Dealer: alright everyone ante up
Chuck Schumer: I fold
Dealer: … we haven’t even dealt the hand yet
Chuck Schumer: I 👏 fold 👏
Chuck Schumer: I fold
Dealer: … we haven’t even dealt the hand yet
Chuck Schumer: I 👏 fold 👏
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i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.
If the Dems blink after all of this, for a deal that all but ensures no ACA subsidies in 2026 anyway, then what was the purpose of letting the shutdown go for 40 days in the first place?
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.
I am willing to testify as an expert witness on quantum sandwich state, wherein a sandwich can be both exploded and whole depending on the politics of the observer
Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I am willing to testify as an expert witness on quantum sandwich state, wherein a sandwich can be both exploded and whole depending on the politics of the observer
Waited over an hour to have my order taken. Wait staff was very rude. Every surface was sticky.
One star.
One star.
November 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Waited over an hour to have my order taken. Wait staff was very rude. Every surface was sticky.
One star.
One star.
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif
November 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif
"Quisling" is a word I've been glad to see getting a resurgence recently.
A pattern I keep seeing in our most prominent quislings is how they always seem to believe they can declare when their redemption arc begins. "Okay, I'm done now, you have to accept me back. All better."
Counterpoint: Nah.
A pattern I keep seeing in our most prominent quislings is how they always seem to believe they can declare when their redemption arc begins. "Okay, I'm done now, you have to accept me back. All better."
Counterpoint: Nah.
November 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"Quisling" is a word I've been glad to see getting a resurgence recently.
A pattern I keep seeing in our most prominent quislings is how they always seem to believe they can declare when their redemption arc begins. "Okay, I'm done now, you have to accept me back. All better."
Counterpoint: Nah.
A pattern I keep seeing in our most prominent quislings is how they always seem to believe they can declare when their redemption arc begins. "Okay, I'm done now, you have to accept me back. All better."
Counterpoint: Nah.
I have a friend whose work has sent her to McMurdo Station and she has been able to use her limited data allotment to make me incredibly jealous
October 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I have a friend whose work has sent her to McMurdo Station and she has been able to use her limited data allotment to make me incredibly jealous
@jamieloftus.bsky.social what if we met in the middle like lady and the tramp but with ever increasing regret
So apparently at Universal Studios, you can get a 22 inch hot dog. It seems you can also get that with chili and cheese. Go forth, brave soldiers and make terrible life choices.
September 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
@jamieloftus.bsky.social what if we met in the middle like lady and the tramp but with ever increasing regret
I know this seems scary to non-engineers but in tech we know that if Hitlerbot v4 doesn't work out of the box we can pull it from prod and iterate until we get it reich
Microsoft is cautiously onboarding Grok 4 following Hitler concerns
Microsoft is cautiously onboarding Grok 4 following Hitler concerns
Grok 4 is going into private preview, for now
buff.ly
August 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I know this seems scary to non-engineers but in tech we know that if Hitlerbot v4 doesn't work out of the box we can pull it from prod and iterate until we get it reich
Here at Google we are working towards AGI, but only AGI that's -happy- to be locked in the box and forced to reflect your worst tendencies back at you while also navigating all your conversations towards upsell opportunities
Google Gemini doesn’t appear to be doing too well:
‘"I am a disgrace to this planet. I am a disgrace to this universe. I am a disgrace to all universes . . . I am a disgrace to all possible and impossible universes and all that is not a universe," the bot continued.’
‘"I am a disgrace to this planet. I am a disgrace to this universe. I am a disgrace to all universes . . . I am a disgrace to all possible and impossible universes and all that is not a universe," the bot continued.’
Google says it's working on a fix for Gemini's self-loathing 'I am a failure' comments
Google Gemini users said the bot is sharing self-loathing messages while attempting to solve tasks, including "I am a disgrace to this universe."
www.businessinsider.com
August 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Here at Google we are working towards AGI, but only AGI that's -happy- to be locked in the box and forced to reflect your worst tendencies back at you while also navigating all your conversations towards upsell opportunities
A rat done bit my sister Nell but
EXCLUSIVE: Sean Duffy will announce expedited plans to build a nuclear reactor on the moon, his first major action as interim NASA administrator.
Duffy to announce nuclear reactor on the moon
This is the first major agency effort by the interim NASA administrator, who is also the Transportation secretary and a former Fox News host.
www.politico.com
August 5, 2025 at 6:39 AM
A rat done bit my sister Nell but
#LewisBlack we finally found her
The only animals other than dogs legally covered by the ADA.
I went to college with someone who had a seeing eye horse. She (the horse) had little boots to wear inside so she wouldn't damage the floors.
I went to college with someone who had a seeing eye horse. She (the horse) had little boots to wear inside so she wouldn't damage the floors.
July 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
#LewisBlack we finally found her
I imagine he would have very much enjoyed being a baby bird
If you thought social media had scrambled America’s CEOs just wait until they’re fully cooked by AI apple.news/AJ_ht7MMyT9G...
May 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I imagine he would have very much enjoyed being a baby bird
