Bryan Walsh
@walshy86.bsky.social
Real estate agent and cat tamer - in roughly that inverse order.
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Bryan Walsh
@walshy86.bsky.social
· Sep 23
Timeline cleanse.
Attempts at hiding from Claude beneath a blanket have proven unsuccessful.
Attempts at hiding from Claude beneath a blanket have proven unsuccessful.
Hamilton in 2025 is like watching the Star Wars prequels knowing just how shite the sequel trilogy is - but my wife and my Mum had fun!
November 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Hamilton in 2025 is like watching the Star Wars prequels knowing just how shite the sequel trilogy is - but my wife and my Mum had fun!
Claude presents: Plan B.
November 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Claude presents: Plan B.
Raging Moderates withers my shite. Two Zionists - one a wealthy boomer, the other a witless nepo-baby (who worked for BoJo, of all fucking people)- hand-wringing over inequality whilst agreeing that yes, perhaps more neoliberalism is what the poors need.
Absolute waste of space.
Absolute waste of space.
October 31, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Raging Moderates withers my shite. Two Zionists - one a wealthy boomer, the other a witless nepo-baby (who worked for BoJo, of all fucking people)- hand-wringing over inequality whilst agreeing that yes, perhaps more neoliberalism is what the poors need.
Absolute waste of space.
Absolute waste of space.
Out waiting for a fire engineer to show up at one of our buildings and out of nowhere the most ridiculously dapper gentleman strolls by and wanders into the French consulate.
Ever see somebody so stylish you had to take a photo? Yep, that's where I'm at now. Photographing strangers like a wierdo. 😅
Ever see somebody so stylish you had to take a photo? Yep, that's where I'm at now. Photographing strangers like a wierdo. 😅
October 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Out waiting for a fire engineer to show up at one of our buildings and out of nowhere the most ridiculously dapper gentleman strolls by and wanders into the French consulate.
Ever see somebody so stylish you had to take a photo? Yep, that's where I'm at now. Photographing strangers like a wierdo. 😅
Ever see somebody so stylish you had to take a photo? Yep, that's where I'm at now. Photographing strangers like a wierdo. 😅
"Right lads, so here's the plan - we smash down the east wing, then get all the gold you can muster.."
October 31, 2025 at 1:20 PM
"Right lads, so here's the plan - we smash down the east wing, then get all the gold you can muster.."
Huge ambition.
Questionable intelligence.
Questionable intelligence.
October 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Huge ambition.
Questionable intelligence.
Questionable intelligence.
I cannot like this enough. Nevermind double speak - shaping and cultivating syntax is how the tech bros will render our respective tonalities into beige mush.
October 29, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I cannot like this enough. Nevermind double speak - shaping and cultivating syntax is how the tech bros will render our respective tonalities into beige mush.
"You may have saved all of our lives.. but you are not a femboy."
October 29, 2025 at 6:39 AM
"You may have saved all of our lives.. but you are not a femboy."
ICE soon to rebrand as 'Cobra'; menace GI Joe. They do not, alas, possess a weather machine, as this would mean i) science and ii) acknowledgement of the Climate Crisis, which as we now all know is both 'woke' and 'gay', according to Secretary Hegseth, whose codename shall henceforth be Tailgate.
October 24, 2025 at 10:57 AM
ICE soon to rebrand as 'Cobra'; menace GI Joe. They do not, alas, possess a weather machine, as this would mean i) science and ii) acknowledgement of the Climate Crisis, which as we now all know is both 'woke' and 'gay', according to Secretary Hegseth, whose codename shall henceforth be Tailgate.
Friends is a dark satire of American late stage capitalism, in which a waitress and sous chef can supposedly afford the giddy prices of a loft apartment in Greenwich Village, Manhattan c. 1990.
youtu.be/4H6Ux3l75Rc?...
youtu.be/4H6Ux3l75Rc?...
October 24, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Friends is a dark satire of American late stage capitalism, in which a waitress and sous chef can supposedly afford the giddy prices of a loft apartment in Greenwich Village, Manhattan c. 1990.
youtu.be/4H6Ux3l75Rc?...
youtu.be/4H6Ux3l75Rc?...
No wait, there's been a critical update: we have move to The Official Bed.
October 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
No wait, there's been a critical update: we have move to The Official Bed.
Let's remember that the only good RE deal Trump ever did involved a tax break and the city of New York being effectively bankrupt; one thay only happened because of inherited wealth. Luck.
His real estate empire since was a litany of failures, unpaid subbies and brand licensing to failed products.
His real estate empire since was a litany of failures, unpaid subbies and brand licensing to failed products.
October 18, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Let's remember that the only good RE deal Trump ever did involved a tax break and the city of New York being effectively bankrupt; one thay only happened because of inherited wealth. Luck.
His real estate empire since was a litany of failures, unpaid subbies and brand licensing to failed products.
His real estate empire since was a litany of failures, unpaid subbies and brand licensing to failed products.
youtu.be/gIxq03dipUw?...
It's the old analogy of the modern car vs the horse and cart - and we're the horse.
It's the old analogy of the modern car vs the horse and cart - and we're the horse.
ChatGPT in a robot does exactly what experts warned
YouTube video by InsideAI
youtu.be
October 16, 2025 at 6:54 AM
youtu.be/gIxq03dipUw?...
It's the old analogy of the modern car vs the horse and cart - and we're the horse.
It's the old analogy of the modern car vs the horse and cart - and we're the horse.
Hillbilly Effigy - the tale of how an unlikely figure emerged from rural Appalachia to (falsely) claim hillbilly status, sell himself to Peter Thiel's dark accelerationist vision and set fire to America's position as the leader of the free world.
Whilst maintaining an arrogant-yet-sassy smokey eye.
Whilst maintaining an arrogant-yet-sassy smokey eye.
October 13, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Hillbilly Effigy - the tale of how an unlikely figure emerged from rural Appalachia to (falsely) claim hillbilly status, sell himself to Peter Thiel's dark accelerationist vision and set fire to America's position as the leader of the free world.
Whilst maintaining an arrogant-yet-sassy smokey eye.
Whilst maintaining an arrogant-yet-sassy smokey eye.
POV: your owner has just discovered the bin's pressure based lid open and your once luxuriant coat smells faintly of intrepid bin-diver.
October 13, 2025 at 9:22 AM
POV: your owner has just discovered the bin's pressure based lid open and your once luxuriant coat smells faintly of intrepid bin-diver.
With the way the US is going we'll soon be having to speak in code before the big social media crackdown.
Before that happens - know that I support Aunt Aoife.
For those unfamiliar with the Irish name (which translates to "brilliant" or "joyful"); Aoife is pronounced ee-fah.
Aunt Aoife.
Before that happens - know that I support Aunt Aoife.
For those unfamiliar with the Irish name (which translates to "brilliant" or "joyful"); Aoife is pronounced ee-fah.
Aunt Aoife.
October 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
With the way the US is going we'll soon be having to speak in code before the big social media crackdown.
Before that happens - know that I support Aunt Aoife.
For those unfamiliar with the Irish name (which translates to "brilliant" or "joyful"); Aoife is pronounced ee-fah.
Aunt Aoife.
Before that happens - know that I support Aunt Aoife.
For those unfamiliar with the Irish name (which translates to "brilliant" or "joyful"); Aoife is pronounced ee-fah.
Aunt Aoife.
A world where the term anti-fascist becomes a label for 'the other' for me is a dark place indeed: just what it you are FOR exactly, MAGA?
October 11, 2025 at 6:59 AM
A world where the term anti-fascist becomes a label for 'the other' for me is a dark place indeed: just what it you are FOR exactly, MAGA?
Ah, so The Rapture DID happen, and it seems "demographically Catholic" was not the right choice. 😅🤣
October 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Ah, so The Rapture DID happen, and it seems "demographically Catholic" was not the right choice. 😅🤣
Wife returns from London. Claude immediately displeased as boy time / bin diving is at an end.
October 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Wife returns from London. Claude immediately displeased as boy time / bin diving is at an end.