Bryan Walsh
@walshy86.bsky.social
Real estate agent and cat tamer - in roughly that inverse order.
Hamilton in 2025 is like watching the Star Wars prequels knowing just how shite the sequel trilogy is - but my wife and my Mum had fun!
November 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Hamilton in 2025 is like watching the Star Wars prequels knowing just how shite the sequel trilogy is - but my wife and my Mum had fun!
Claude presents: Plan B.
November 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Claude presents: Plan B.
Out waiting for a fire engineer to show up at one of our buildings and out of nowhere the most ridiculously dapper gentleman strolls by and wanders into the French consulate.
Ever see somebody so stylish you had to take a photo? Yep, that's where I'm at now. Photographing strangers like a wierdo. 😅
Ever see somebody so stylish you had to take a photo? Yep, that's where I'm at now. Photographing strangers like a wierdo. 😅
October 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Out waiting for a fire engineer to show up at one of our buildings and out of nowhere the most ridiculously dapper gentleman strolls by and wanders into the French consulate.
Ever see somebody so stylish you had to take a photo? Yep, that's where I'm at now. Photographing strangers like a wierdo. 😅
Ever see somebody so stylish you had to take a photo? Yep, that's where I'm at now. Photographing strangers like a wierdo. 😅
"Right lads, so here's the plan - we smash down the east wing, then get all the gold you can muster.."
October 31, 2025 at 1:20 PM
"Right lads, so here's the plan - we smash down the east wing, then get all the gold you can muster.."
Huge ambition.
Questionable intelligence.
Questionable intelligence.
October 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Huge ambition.
Questionable intelligence.
Questionable intelligence.
"You may have saved all of our lives.. but you are not a femboy."
October 29, 2025 at 6:39 AM
"You may have saved all of our lives.. but you are not a femboy."
So our President is largely a figurehead - it was a historically low turnout; characterised by a massive number of spoiled votes.
Basically nobody wanted either of the female candidates - and the male candidate was forced to drop out. Connolly will be fine, though I find her decidedly naive.
Basically nobody wanted either of the female candidates - and the male candidate was forced to drop out. Connolly will be fine, though I find her decidedly naive.
October 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
So our President is largely a figurehead - it was a historically low turnout; characterised by a massive number of spoiled votes.
Basically nobody wanted either of the female candidates - and the male candidate was forced to drop out. Connolly will be fine, though I find her decidedly naive.
Basically nobody wanted either of the female candidates - and the male candidate was forced to drop out. Connolly will be fine, though I find her decidedly naive.
The Preferred Labubu has been ensnared.
October 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The Preferred Labubu has been ensnared.
No wait, there's been a critical update: we have move to The Official Bed.
October 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
No wait, there's been a critical update: we have move to The Official Bed.
The last time I was in Paris I saw this and immediately sent it to my French buddy who lives in Dublin.
October 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM
The last time I was in Paris I saw this and immediately sent it to my French buddy who lives in Dublin.
POV: your owner has just discovered the bin's pressure based lid open and your once luxuriant coat smells faintly of intrepid bin-diver.
October 13, 2025 at 9:22 AM
POV: your owner has just discovered the bin's pressure based lid open and your once luxuriant coat smells faintly of intrepid bin-diver.
Ah, so The Rapture DID happen, and it seems "demographically Catholic" was not the right choice. 😅🤣
October 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Ah, so The Rapture DID happen, and it seems "demographically Catholic" was not the right choice. 😅🤣
I cannot expand upon this further [stage whisper] the TaeTae live loop is coming from *inside* the house..!
I will now communicate strictly in Pitchfork media reviews. Why have beef when you can have pork?
I will now communicate strictly in Pitchfork media reviews. Why have beef when you can have pork?
October 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I cannot expand upon this further [stage whisper] the TaeTae live loop is coming from *inside* the house..!
I will now communicate strictly in Pitchfork media reviews. Why have beef when you can have pork?
I will now communicate strictly in Pitchfork media reviews. Why have beef when you can have pork?
Elon Musk: have you considered a tunnel, underground with a self driving car on it?
Consumer: "Like a subway?"
EM: "Yes, but with a car, that drives on a set track."
C:"... like a *slow* subway?"
EM: *frustrated bleating laugh of tortured 'visionary'* "Allow me to re-phrase..."
Consumer: "Like a subway?"
EM: "Yes, but with a car, that drives on a set track."
C:"... like a *slow* subway?"
EM: *frustrated bleating laugh of tortured 'visionary'* "Allow me to re-phrase..."
October 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Elon Musk: have you considered a tunnel, underground with a self driving car on it?
Consumer: "Like a subway?"
EM: "Yes, but with a car, that drives on a set track."
C:"... like a *slow* subway?"
EM: *frustrated bleating laugh of tortured 'visionary'* "Allow me to re-phrase..."
Consumer: "Like a subway?"
EM: "Yes, but with a car, that drives on a set track."
C:"... like a *slow* subway?"
EM: *frustrated bleating laugh of tortured 'visionary'* "Allow me to re-phrase..."
Wife returns from London. Claude immediately displeased as boy time / bin diving is at an end.
October 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Wife returns from London. Claude immediately displeased as boy time / bin diving is at an end.
The self-satisfied look of a man who just got caught nose deep in the bin, like the smelly Bindiver he is.
October 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The self-satisfied look of a man who just got caught nose deep in the bin, like the smelly Bindiver he is.
From the VH1 documentary decades after the notorious Taylor-Peppa beef (nicknamed Swift-Pork, or Spork in some internet circles.):
*strikes match off forearm, takes recalcitrant drag of cigarette.*
"Yeah I knew Taylor was always trash. Don't even get me started on that 'Wood' song..."
*strikes match off forearm, takes recalcitrant drag of cigarette.*
"Yeah I knew Taylor was always trash. Don't even get me started on that 'Wood' song..."
October 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
From the VH1 documentary decades after the notorious Taylor-Peppa beef (nicknamed Swift-Pork, or Spork in some internet circles.):
*strikes match off forearm, takes recalcitrant drag of cigarette.*
"Yeah I knew Taylor was always trash. Don't even get me started on that 'Wood' song..."
*strikes match off forearm, takes recalcitrant drag of cigarette.*
"Yeah I knew Taylor was always trash. Don't even get me started on that 'Wood' song..."