Waldos Akimbo
@waldosakimbo.bsky.social
30+ || they/them || fanperson doing random things || Minors DNI || I dunno, I'm WaldosAkimbo everywhere.
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Waldos Akimbo
@waldosakimbo.bsky.social
· Jun 12
What up, sluts. I'm opening up commissions. You want some art about it?
B&W: $25
Limited color: $50
Detailed Colors: $90
"Painting" Portrait: $125
+5$ for each additional character
+10$ for complicated backgrounds
Will do: fanart, original characters, most nsfw
Won't do: mech, underage nsfw
B&W: $25
Limited color: $50
Detailed Colors: $90
"Painting" Portrait: $125
+5$ for each additional character
+10$ for complicated backgrounds
Will do: fanart, original characters, most nsfw
Won't do: mech, underage nsfw
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February 8, 2026 at 10:57 AM
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February 5, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Alright. Time to work on some drafts I have for some— Oh Shit! It's Metalsandwich C/cksucking with the steel chair!! They're down for the count!
February 12, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Alright. Time to work on some drafts I have for some— Oh Shit! It's Metalsandwich C/cksucking with the steel chair!! They're down for the count!
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While this absolutely sucks, we are going to see a lot more places implementing universal global age verification over this next year, because the number of states and countries legally requiring it has gotten to the point no one can keep up anymore.
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 10, 2026 at 10:42 AM
While this absolutely sucks, we are going to see a lot more places implementing universal global age verification over this next year, because the number of states and countries legally requiring it has gotten to the point no one can keep up anymore.
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Silver Smoke and Golden Tobacco 🩶💛
February 9, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Silver Smoke and Golden Tobacco 🩶💛
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OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
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oh yeah fucking right like that ring camera search party function is mostly going to be used to find dogs, fuck off
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
oh yeah fucking right like that ring camera search party function is mostly going to be used to find dogs, fuck off
Once again I will continue to draw some silly shit with my Human Hands. If you say some silly shit, I could try and draw it. With. MY HUMAN! HANDS!
February 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Once again I will continue to draw some silly shit with my Human Hands. If you say some silly shit, I could try and draw it. With. MY HUMAN! HANDS!
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beetle is writing you a love letter 💌
February 5, 2026 at 11:37 PM
beetle is writing you a love letter 💌
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Doing art badly is good and sacred
February 6, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Doing art badly is good and sacred
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"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"
February 6, 2026 at 7:29 PM
"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"
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They're undisputed halloween costume champions, no matter how much Lucius complains.
Here's my art for October in the 2026 Gentlebeard calendar! Ed's still on the hunt for sparkly orange color-stay lipstick. 🧡
@gbcalendar.bsky.social
#OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd
Here's my art for October in the 2026 Gentlebeard calendar! Ed's still on the hunt for sparkly orange color-stay lipstick. 🧡
@gbcalendar.bsky.social
#OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd
February 7, 2026 at 1:02 AM
They're undisputed halloween costume champions, no matter how much Lucius complains.
Here's my art for October in the 2026 Gentlebeard calendar! Ed's still on the hunt for sparkly orange color-stay lipstick. 🧡
@gbcalendar.bsky.social
#OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd
Here's my art for October in the 2026 Gentlebeard calendar! Ed's still on the hunt for sparkly orange color-stay lipstick. 🧡
@gbcalendar.bsky.social
#OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd
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April 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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It's not just fine but amazing to make amateur art. Humans are artmakers. You don't have to be professionalized as an artist, you don't have to make art of professional merit. Just create!
February 5, 2026 at 6:19 PM
It's not just fine but amazing to make amateur art. Humans are artmakers. You don't have to be professionalized as an artist, you don't have to make art of professional merit. Just create!
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i know eddie munson of corroded coffin fame would be begging to be the muppet show guest, only for them to ask model and his secret boyfriend steve harrington, don’t talk to him he’s very upset #steddie
February 5, 2026 at 10:24 PM
i know eddie munson of corroded coffin fame would be begging to be the muppet show guest, only for them to ask model and his secret boyfriend steve harrington, don’t talk to him he’s very upset #steddie
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If the world is such that people cannot practice art, I would rather change the world than change art
February 6, 2026 at 6:11 PM
If the world is such that people cannot practice art, I would rather change the world than change art
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"Someday Ghost" watercolor, 2025. Prints now available <3
www.dorywhynot.com/shop/p/somed... #watercolor #watercolour
www.dorywhynot.com/shop/p/somed... #watercolor #watercolour
February 6, 2026 at 10:47 PM
"Someday Ghost" watercolor, 2025. Prints now available <3
www.dorywhynot.com/shop/p/somed... #watercolor #watercolour
www.dorywhynot.com/shop/p/somed... #watercolor #watercolour
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i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired
February 6, 2026 at 7:46 PM
i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired
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Dee Snyder's Music of the Night fucking slaps
February 6, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Dee Snyder's Music of the Night fucking slaps
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One more reason my soul shrivels up every time I hear someone say "I just used chatgpt to ____"
January 31, 2026 at 5:32 PM
One more reason my soul shrivels up every time I hear someone say "I just used chatgpt to ____"
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I understand it's hard for some to use the term concentration camp, even for those horrified by what's happening. And there are settings (e.g., court) where it may not be helpful today. The key thing to realize is that there's an arc of how detention regimes tend to go, and we're recognizably on it.
January 30, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I understand it's hard for some to use the term concentration camp, even for those horrified by what's happening. And there are settings (e.g., court) where it may not be helpful today. The key thing to realize is that there's an arc of how detention regimes tend to go, and we're recognizably on it.
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It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall.
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
January 31, 2026 at 12:41 AM
It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall.
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"