Vyvyan Basterd
vyvyanbasterd.bsky.social
Vyvyan Basterd
@vyvyanbasterd.bsky.social
Doer of computer maths on the Internet. Edgy teen. Ombudsman, slut gnomes of false Berlin
this is going to really harm their ability to use their car as a passive revenue stream via FSD taxi service. oh wait
February 10, 2026 at 2:39 AM
nah in 5 years he'll be like "the Karman Line is really as far as the light of consciousness can go, anyway, so we're going to spend most of our effort recovering from the 14 Kessler events we allowed to happen"
February 10, 2026 at 12:22 AM
drafts are for the weak
February 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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I have invented Edible 2 (taking a second edible)
February 8, 2026 at 10:06 PM
i just love how your median snow roach is carrying more battle-rattle than a boot PFC in Fallujah, and this guy is just "idk whatever man", like he's attending the most low-effort costume party ever
February 6, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I love it when these guys can’t cite scripture at all. People should really make them
Q: Pope Leo cited Matthew 25:35 to critique Donald Trump's mass deportation agenda. How would you respond to Pope Leo in scripture?

MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
February 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
all words are made up. that's how words work. what the fuck is wrong with these people
February 4, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Ah yes its core values, like telling everyone who signed on to the “Scouting for All” project to pound sand. Eagle and Brotherhood OA and I was told straight up I was not wanted if I backed it. (I did and severed all ties)
February 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
observers are going to need armed escorts, because this shit is fucking illegal as hell
happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.
February 3, 2026 at 4:28 PM
i will believe him if he comes with me to Cherry Grove, WV (pop: can't find an exact ref but under 200) and explain to them how "AI-based avatars" are gonna work when they can't get any high-speed internet at all
Dr Oz on rural healthcare: "There's no question about it, whether you want it or not -- the best way to help some of these communities is gonna be AI-based avatars"
February 3, 2026 at 3:38 PM
so we're doing "welfare queens driving cadillacs" again?
Trump: "Minnesota is a mess. There's something in the water up there. I won the 3 three times but I got no credit for it. It's a rigged state. Really rigged badly w/ the Somalians, and the Somalians & the theft. We gotta get 'em out, most of them. 92% don't work. Many of them drive Mercedes-Benzes."
February 2, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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So what I’m gathering is a pedophilic billionaire successfully worked to destigmatize race science among the academic, political, and business elite partly by sex trafficking girls. Is that the shape of it so far?
January 31, 2026 at 12:27 PM
my answer is always yes, I would be surprised, to this and the previous thing (he threw a baby off a boat or something).

He's a coward, both physical and moral. He could order someone to do it, and then later ask them about it, but he's too weak-willed to do the dirty work.
January 30, 2026 at 11:59 PM
trillion dollar pay package, can't wait to have his robots in my house electrek.co/2026/01/29/t...
Tesla's own Robotaxi data confirms crash rate 3x worse than humans even with monitor
Tesla’s nascent robotaxi program is off to a rough start. New NHTSA crash data, combined with Tesla’s new disclosure of...
electrek.co
January 30, 2026 at 3:47 PM
ACAB, every single cop should be in a fucking gulag
LAPD won’t enforce California’s mask ban on ICE/CBP/DHS

www.instagram.com/reel/DUHDeCJ...
January 30, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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TGIWFWTD (Thank God It's Whiskey Friday With Tony Dokoupil), everyone
January 30, 2026 at 1:14 PM
(*whispers*) they never believed in them in the first place
January 29, 2026 at 5:39 PM
"the theatre". THEY ARE STAYING AT A HOLIDAY INN YOU FUCKING IMBECILE
Q: Can you be specific about how many ICE and CBP agents are currently operating in the state?

HOMAN: 3,000. There's been some rotations. They've been in theater a long time. Day after day, can't eat in restaurants, people spin on you, blowing whistles at you. But my main focus now is draw down
January 29, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Confused by these numbers bc all the headlines in the Stocks app say they beat estimates for q4
January 28, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Ludwig was fun. I hope they do more
January 28, 2026 at 2:04 PM
the foundation of California's gun laws was Reagan being scared of the Black Panthers, so yeah this tracks
January 27, 2026 at 6:41 PM
one of the reasons I am never invited to revolutionary committees is I would be like, "ok we must get 'ice out' but I think we should plan to ensure we have enough time to do something else, like, idk, 'dick fart'"
"ICE OUT" on Lake Nokomis in Minneapolis, as seen from my flight leaving MSP airport
January 26, 2026 at 7:49 PM
no contact, shunning, and we as a society have to go back to the "weird" thing, it really hurt them.
Does anyone have any idea how we break the echo chambers? No Trump voter in my family will ever know what actually happened to Alex Pretti or Renee Good. They will believe the officers were justified. They will watch Fox News and that will be the end of it.
January 24, 2026 at 11:42 PM
let us also never forget that this person was too dumb to be allowed in the military

I knew a guy who couldn't figure out how to peel an orange

rittenhouse was dumber than *that*
January 24, 2026 at 8:02 PM
he's just a smol bean you can't get mad at him
We set out to determine how many images of women and girls Grok created during its nudifying spree. What we found was “industrial-scale abuse,” experts said. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/22/t...
Musk’s Chatbot Flooded X With Millions of Sexualized Images in Days, New Estimates Show
www.nytimes.com
January 22, 2026 at 4:33 PM