Dr. Vytautas Malesh
@vytau.bsky.social
Writer, professor, dungeon master, PROFESSIONAL bass player* (and guitar but lol not that good**), displaced Detroiter, pizza lover, D&D, DCTID, Turbo Team***
*I got fifty bucks one time
** Nobody has paid me for this
*** Auxiliary, strictly volunteer
*I got fifty bucks one time
** Nobody has paid me for this
*** Auxiliary, strictly volunteer
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
It's Thanksgiving, so it's time to listen to everyone's favorite holiday classic!
Nicole Westbrook | It's Thanksgiving [Official Video] [Retard Friendly]
YouTube video by Vrius
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
It's Thanksgiving, so it's time to listen to everyone's favorite holiday classic!
I myself, it just so happens, am a descendent of Mary Allerton - a fact that means about as much to me as, to quote RJ Fletcher, a festering bowl of dog snot.
Not much is known about our family’s patriarch. Sometimes in genealogy, the surname itself can be a clue. Mason, Baker, and Smith, for example, are all family names derived from an occupation, but the inscrutable origin of Ratbait is lost in the fog of English and American history.
As a Direct Descendent of a Mayflower Pilgrim, Thanksgiving Means a Little More to Me, Bartholomew Dunston Ratbait IV
In a meritocracy like the United States, fine breeding and birthright may seem like antiquated notions, but for a few storied American surnames (yo...
buff.ly
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I myself, it just so happens, am a descendent of Mary Allerton - a fact that means about as much to me as, to quote RJ Fletcher, a festering bowl of dog snot.
Didn't even make it to Thanksgiving this year...it was playing at the party store.
a woman in a santa outfit is dancing in front of a group of cheerleaders
ALT: a woman in a santa outfit is dancing in front of a group of cheerleaders
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Didn't even make it to Thanksgiving this year...it was playing at the party store.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my Mickey's Malt Liquor-branded 1990s puffy plush top hat the most.
November 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my Mickey's Malt Liquor-branded 1990s puffy plush top hat the most.
Half of me is so happy to be going home for Thanksgiving and the other half is like fuuuuuuuck flyiiiiing and especially fuuuuuck flyyyiiiiiing on the hooooolidaaaaysss
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Half of me is so happy to be going home for Thanksgiving and the other half is like fuuuuuuuck flyiiiiing and especially fuuuuuck flyyyiiiiiing on the hooooolidaaaaysss
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November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Apparently everyone is chiming in with their own star wars lists, so:
1. Wrath of Kahn
2. The Voyage Home
3. Undiscovered Country
4. Battlestar Galactica (2000s)
5. Hush
6. The Body
7. Firefly
8. All the odd-numbered ones
9. Spaceballs
10. Blink
11. Battlestar Galactica (1970s)
12. Flash Gordon
1. Wrath of Kahn
2. The Voyage Home
3. Undiscovered Country
4. Battlestar Galactica (2000s)
5. Hush
6. The Body
7. Firefly
8. All the odd-numbered ones
9. Spaceballs
10. Blink
11. Battlestar Galactica (1970s)
12. Flash Gordon
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Apparently everyone is chiming in with their own star wars lists, so:
1. Wrath of Kahn
2. The Voyage Home
3. Undiscovered Country
4. Battlestar Galactica (2000s)
5. Hush
6. The Body
7. Firefly
8. All the odd-numbered ones
9. Spaceballs
10. Blink
11. Battlestar Galactica (1970s)
12. Flash Gordon
1. Wrath of Kahn
2. The Voyage Home
3. Undiscovered Country
4. Battlestar Galactica (2000s)
5. Hush
6. The Body
7. Firefly
8. All the odd-numbered ones
9. Spaceballs
10. Blink
11. Battlestar Galactica (1970s)
12. Flash Gordon
Man...Labubus kind of came and went, didn't they?
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Man...Labubus kind of came and went, didn't they?
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2022 vs. 2025. 🤡
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
2022 vs. 2025. 🤡
Here's a thing you probably forgot:
Judas Priest (Painkiller, Dreamer / Deceiver, Breaking the Law, Hellbent for Leather) absolutely fucks.
Judas Priest (Painkiller, Dreamer / Deceiver, Breaking the Law, Hellbent for Leather) absolutely fucks.
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Here's a thing you probably forgot:
Judas Priest (Painkiller, Dreamer / Deceiver, Breaking the Law, Hellbent for Leather) absolutely fucks.
Judas Priest (Painkiller, Dreamer / Deceiver, Breaking the Law, Hellbent for Leather) absolutely fucks.
A movie that takes place where you're from ✨️
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from ✨️
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Amazing story, state legislator and Turning Points USA leader who crusaded against bogus voter fraud claims pleads guilty to attempted election fraud. azmirror.com/briefs/turni...
Turning Point leader, former GOP Rep pleads guilty to attempted election fraud | Arizona Mirror
Austin Smith election fraud guilty plea: Former GOP Rep admits forging 100+ signatures on ballot petitions in Arizona
azmirror.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Amazing story, state legislator and Turning Points USA leader who crusaded against bogus voter fraud claims pleads guilty to attempted election fraud. azmirror.com/briefs/turni...
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the Confederacy 100% sought the militarized destruction of the American Union and afterwards, we gave them statues. we named our children's schools after them.
but "oh no, little ronnie has a pamphlet saying free speech is under attack!" and THATS treason?
theintercept.com/2025/11/23/p...
but "oh no, little ronnie has a pamphlet saying free speech is under attack!" and THATS treason?
theintercept.com/2025/11/23/p...
The Feds Want to Make It Illegal to Even Possess an Anarchist Zine
Daniel Sanchez is facing federal charges for what free speech advocates say is a clear attack on the First Amendment.
theintercept.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 AM
the Confederacy 100% sought the militarized destruction of the American Union and afterwards, we gave them statues. we named our children's schools after them.
but "oh no, little ronnie has a pamphlet saying free speech is under attack!" and THATS treason?
theintercept.com/2025/11/23/p...
but "oh no, little ronnie has a pamphlet saying free speech is under attack!" and THATS treason?
theintercept.com/2025/11/23/p...
As far as right-wing grift goes, this almost seems quaint.
'ShamWow guy' joins packed race to win House seat in Texas
But will he use the Slap Chop during the campaign?
www.chron.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 AM
As far as right-wing grift goes, this almost seems quaint.
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
Re-pierced my ears today because I am a grown-ass man and I'll do what I want.
November 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Re-pierced my ears today because I am a grown-ass man and I'll do what I want.
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Millenial rizzler > boomer dribbler
November 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Millenial rizzler > boomer dribbler
What's fucking with my head most is that while every generation since ever looks around and thinks "oh man, things are getting worse," but, like...it's not just me, right? I mean, things really are sucking, right? And are gonna continue to suck? And probably suck worse for a while too, right?
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
What's fucking with my head most is that while every generation since ever looks around and thinks "oh man, things are getting worse," but, like...it's not just me, right? I mean, things really are sucking, right? And are gonna continue to suck? And probably suck worse for a while too, right?
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possibly one of the funniest right wing self-owns I have seen all morning
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
possibly one of the funniest right wing self-owns I have seen all morning
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Just so it's clear. It's not allowing AI because it's trying to create a clean dataset for training AI. It's not because any of the involved parties actually care about human created art.
Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.
Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.
Vine is being rebooted under the name diVine, with funding from Twitter’s former CEO Jack Dorsey.
The app plans to feature more than 10,000 previously archived Vines and does not allow AI-generated content.
(divine.video)
The app plans to feature more than 10,000 previously archived Vines and does not allow AI-generated content.
(divine.video)
November 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Just so it's clear. It's not allowing AI because it's trying to create a clean dataset for training AI. It's not because any of the involved parties actually care about human created art.
Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.
Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.
My doctor was merged up into Baptist Health. My records? I dunno. My prescriptions? Shrug lol. My medical history? 'Round here somewhere I guess.
But so many banner videos of old people laughing and smiling at physical therapy! And little bald cancer kids! And preggo tummy rubs!
But so many banner videos of old people laughing and smiling at physical therapy! And little bald cancer kids! And preggo tummy rubs!
November 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
My doctor was merged up into Baptist Health. My records? I dunno. My prescriptions? Shrug lol. My medical history? 'Round here somewhere I guess.
But so many banner videos of old people laughing and smiling at physical therapy! And little bald cancer kids! And preggo tummy rubs!
But so many banner videos of old people laughing and smiling at physical therapy! And little bald cancer kids! And preggo tummy rubs!