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Dr. Vytautas Malesh
@vytau.bsky.social
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Writer, professor, dungeon master, PROFESSIONAL bass player* (and guitar but lol not that good**), displaced Detroiter, pizza lover, D&D, DCTID, Turbo Team***

*I got fifty bucks one time
** Nobody has paid me for this
*** Auxiliary, strictly volunteer
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Composite of examples of the "Mar-A-Lago" look
November 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
November 19, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Kids today will never understand how impossibly horribly awkwardly shoehorned product placement was in the early 2000s...but I am putting in the man-hours to document it.
November 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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I posted this to my gaming group for tommorrow and everyone clapped and shook my hand and called me sir and said with tears in their eyes that I was confusing at least two different political memes.
A blue sign with yellow lettering reading "Gaming is on for Monday night!" This sign is a replica or parody of the campaign signs made by Zohran Mamdani, mayore-elect of New York and living proof that Democrats can actually accomplish things sometimes when they actually try.
November 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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13 years of rocking the Playoff Sleeves - LFG! DCTID!

Thanks to @ngsdetroit.bsky.social for the fly duds - a quality shirt that still holds up*.

@detcityfc.com - I will sing for you!

*if it's such a good shirt, why no sleeves, you ask? Tore 'em off - they were rubbing that tattoo raw. Raw-er.
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Oh man, is Sabor De Soledad on that list?!?
November 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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No make, only buy
October 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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THIS WEEK - THIS FRIDAY - LIVE IN #FERNDALE - #MISFITS #SAMHAIN tribute band!
October 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Literally got this crackpot campaign text today. Florida Man alive, well, and running for office (very professional to use insta for your campaign website, bestie! Also really great grammar!)
Text by an idiot reading "Government mandated medical dexisions and cost lelple jobs. That's coercion, not medicine. I'll protect bodily autonomy free choice."
October 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Hey....HEY! Looking for #Halloween plans? Come see my band play in #Ferndale.

Blah blah blah kids and trick-or-treating. Kids suck.Just put 'em in a dog crate for a few hours while you drink beer and rock out to acoustic Misfits and Samhain covers like your parents did.

#FreeShow
Tiled photos of Patty Hearst holding a machine gun under the caption "Select all squares with Empty Arms" followed by an event description, as follows: The Relaxed Fits - October 31. Acoustic Misfits and Samhain Tribute. With Special Guest Bathroom of the Future. New Way Bar, Ferndale, 9:00 PM. Costumes or business-casual dress encouraged.
October 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Live in Ferndale, MI on Halloween at the New Way Bar - The Relaxed Fiits (Misfits & Samhain tribute)
October 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Aren't you hungry? You've barely touched your
October 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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October 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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We know - why do you think we're protesting?
A ghoulish woman with waxy skin, dead, vacuous eyes, and the perpetually half-agape mouth of a mindless drunkard, Pam Bondi, stands hypocritically before the flags of the United States and the justice departmebt proclaiming that "we're witnessing a new era of political violence," like a fascist lickspittle, which she is.
September 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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I'm from Detroit and I bake my own bread.

This is my sour doe.
Two loaves of crusty bread.
September 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Hey - Hey you! Did you know / do you remember that my band is playing a show at the New Way Bar in Ferndale on Halloween? I know I have, like, three followers on here, but damn it: I'm reminding all three of you to come out and have a good time! #Misfits #samhain #Detroitmusic
A man contemplates a woman, who is talking to him. She says "Sounds like somebodies got a case of demon days," a play on "case of the mondays." He thinks "Iron lung? Eye of Love?" in confusion over some song lyrics. There is a blurb advertising what promises to be an awesome rock show: The Relaxe Fits - The New Way Bar - Ferndale - No Cover - Halloween 2025"
September 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Gotta brag: got my Kickstarter copy on Monday :-)
The cover to a record album by the band Castle Rat. A red-headed woman on horseback, led by a pale man, holds a sword aloft.
September 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Tbis is a great start to any workday...
A windows update screen reading "you're 98% there. Please keep your computer on." A windows update screen reading "updates are ubderway. Please keep your computer on."
September 17, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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A nearly lifelong Michigan resident, I was overdue my first trip to Bronner's, which I remedied on a trip back this weekend.

I didn't know they celebrated holidays in the Backrooms.
A huge store full of Christmas decorations.
September 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Post a movie younlike with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
September 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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American Airlines bas an uwu fucky-boingo 404 page and I annot stress enough how much I hate this shit.
An error page from American airlines reading "this page must have taken flight"
September 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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Found this jacket at a thrift shop today. It is, I do not exaggerate here, *exactly* my size. Like, it is Junji Ito levels of made for me. I bought it. 25 bucks. This is the hole I crawled into. I am now a cool jacket guy. You may ask questions if you feel the need.
A man in a very cool black leather javket taking a selfie in a mirror.
September 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Whoever matched this pic to this headline is, as the kids say, a real one. "All is well. All is well! Remain calm! REMAIN CALM!!!"

*high pitched screaming sounds as the machine smashes itself to pieces*
September 5, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Took snaps of some quality Miami construction the other day. Bet YOU never thought to divert rainwater *under* your building, didja?

One on the left is my favorite. You can almost hear the crack forming.
A drainpipe above an eroded hole at the base of a building. The builders pointed the rain spout directly towards thd foundation so that rainwater is washing away the dirt and concrete. Side of a building along an alley. Three rainspouts are clearly viaible, each has a hole around its base where the rainwater is washing away the foundation of the building.
September 5, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Still working out details, but this show is still happening!

My band, the Relaxed Fits, doing acoustic Samhain & Misfits covers at the New Way Bar in Ferndale, MI on Halloween night.

Time TBD, no cover.

#Misfits #Samhain #Detroit #Halloween
A black poster with three columns - in the leftmost column, a pale man with a long devil's lock torments a man in a white business shirt. In the middle column, a lovely, long-haired man with Jennifer Anniston's cleavage harasses a man in a white business shirt, and in the rightmost column, a ghoulish man with a devil's lock torments, you guessed it, a man in a white business shirt. This is a spoof of the poster for the movie "Horrible Bosses" repurposed to say "Horror Business." The tormentors in the above columns are Jerry Only, Glen Danzig, and Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein of The Misfits / Samhain / Danzig. The three men in business shirts al have their faces replaced with the iconic Misfits skull. The text below reads: "The relaxed fits, New Way Bar, Ferndale, Halloween, Corporate acoustic samhain and Misfits covers, No cover - frees how, No Kevin Spacey (Some things are too horrible)
September 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM