Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan)
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Trump-sucking filth cordially invited to fuck off and die in a fire
#resist, #handsoff, #nokings
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Forever DM 👾
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Trump-sucking filth cordially invited to fuck off and die in a fire
#resist, #handsoff, #nokings
Pinned
"I never did finish Dragon Age Veilguard, I should try again."
::horrific audio crackling and slowdown in Minrathous::
"Oh. Right. That's why."
::horrific audio crackling and slowdown in Minrathous::
"Oh. Right. That's why."
November 20, 2025 at 4:13 AM
"I never did finish Dragon Age Veilguard, I should try again."
::horrific audio crackling and slowdown in Minrathous::
"Oh. Right. That's why."
::horrific audio crackling and slowdown in Minrathous::
"Oh. Right. That's why."
If you see this, post a Western vid or gif
IT COUNTS!
IT COUNTS!
November 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
If you see this, post a Western vid or gif
IT COUNTS!
IT COUNTS!
::terribly off-key::
When the moon hits your eye
And its four forty-five
Thats Novemberrrr
When the moon hits your eye
And its four forty-five
Thats Novemberrrr
November 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
::terribly off-key::
When the moon hits your eye
And its four forty-five
Thats Novemberrrr
When the moon hits your eye
And its four forty-five
Thats Novemberrrr
And she deserves exactly the same treatment he got in the movie
Miss me with this instant forgiveness of Marjorie Taylor Greene. She’s no hero. She’s Christoph Waltz at the end of Inglorious Basterds.
November 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
And she deserves exactly the same treatment he got in the movie
Post one of your favorite 90s comedies
Empire Records. "We mustn't dwell. No, not today. We can't. Not on Rex Manning Day!"
Empire Records. "We mustn't dwell. No, not today. We can't. Not on Rex Manning Day!"
November 17, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Post one of your favorite 90s comedies
Empire Records. "We mustn't dwell. No, not today. We can't. Not on Rex Manning Day!"
Empire Records. "We mustn't dwell. No, not today. We can't. Not on Rex Manning Day!"
What are yout top five movies genres? Mine are:
-utterly stupid plot played deadly serious
-earnest amateurs think they're making art. They aren't
-incomprehensible Luc Besson films
-weird British nonsense
-anything Don Bluth
-utterly stupid plot played deadly serious
-earnest amateurs think they're making art. They aren't
-incomprehensible Luc Besson films
-weird British nonsense
-anything Don Bluth
what are your top five movie genres? mine are:
-I am slowly becoming a monster
-A cosmic force is taking over & we are powerless
-Idiot/s fights evil
-body cop vibe but with body horror
-horror movie with rich but unexplained lore
-I am slowly becoming a monster
-A cosmic force is taking over & we are powerless
-Idiot/s fights evil
-body cop vibe but with body horror
-horror movie with rich but unexplained lore
what are your top five movie genres? mine are:
-no rest until you've beat up *all* the bad guys
-this isn't my job, but I gotta do it to save the day
-two people who hate each other have to get along
-help's not coming, gotta face the horror head-on
-the old me was wrong, the new me can handle this
-no rest until you've beat up *all* the bad guys
-this isn't my job, but I gotta do it to save the day
-two people who hate each other have to get along
-help's not coming, gotta face the horror head-on
-the old me was wrong, the new me can handle this
November 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
What are yout top five movies genres? Mine are:
-utterly stupid plot played deadly serious
-earnest amateurs think they're making art. They aren't
-incomprehensible Luc Besson films
-weird British nonsense
-anything Don Bluth
-utterly stupid plot played deadly serious
-earnest amateurs think they're making art. They aren't
-incomprehensible Luc Besson films
-weird British nonsense
-anything Don Bluth
Share one of your favorite video games
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Share one of your favorite video games
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Standing By The Perimeter Fence And Screaming For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day today all who celebrate
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Standing By The Perimeter Fence And Screaming For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day today all who celebrate
My most woke opinion is that Trans people are people and they should be allowed to live their lives as they see fit.
It horrendous that their basic human rights are even in question.
It horrendous that their basic human rights are even in question.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
My most woke opinion is that Trans people are people and they should be allowed to live their lives as they see fit.
It horrendous that their basic human rights are even in question.
It horrendous that their basic human rights are even in question.
Got the itch to play the Resident Evil 2 remake again, and even though I knew he was coming, this sumbitch keeps scaring the living shit out of me.
November 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Got the itch to play the Resident Evil 2 remake again, and even though I knew he was coming, this sumbitch keeps scaring the living shit out of me.
Drop something brown
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Drop something brown
If you truly believe the Epstein files still exist in a non-redacted form then I have some bad news about Santa and the Easter Bunny too. You might want to sit down.
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
If you truly believe the Epstein files still exist in a non-redacted form then I have some bad news about Santa and the Easter Bunny too. You might want to sit down.
I was just giving myself an injection while parked at shell, and a passerby said "junkie"
First of all, rude.
Secondly, fuck you its insulin
Thirdly, mind your own fucking business.
First of all, rude.
Secondly, fuck you its insulin
Thirdly, mind your own fucking business.
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I was just giving myself an injection while parked at shell, and a passerby said "junkie"
First of all, rude.
Secondly, fuck you its insulin
Thirdly, mind your own fucking business.
First of all, rude.
Secondly, fuck you its insulin
Thirdly, mind your own fucking business.
Me, flirting
November 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Me, flirting
I'm planning to go to Totalcon 2026 in February, and I'm thinking of applying to demo #Gaslands there. Fellow wastelanders, I'm thinking just a straight up death match, pre-built cars, maybe 30 cans each? No sponsors to keep it accessible. What do we think?
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I'm planning to go to Totalcon 2026 in February, and I'm thinking of applying to demo #Gaslands there. Fellow wastelanders, I'm thinking just a straight up death match, pre-built cars, maybe 30 cans each? No sponsors to keep it accessible. What do we think?
Another benefit of Mamdani winning is that all the MAGA shitheads hiding here on Bluesky are showing themselves so I can block them!
November 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Another benefit of Mamdani winning is that all the MAGA shitheads hiding here on Bluesky are showing themselves so I can block them!
Okay Alan. Do it. Coward.
November 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Okay Alan. Do it. Coward.
Loser, racist, ignorant Boomer co-worker has a solution to the "Food Stamp Problem".
"Get a job."
Now, how do I tell this Trumpsucking, failed cop shithead to go fuck himself without *saying* go fuck yourself?
"Get a job."
Now, how do I tell this Trumpsucking, failed cop shithead to go fuck himself without *saying* go fuck yourself?
October 31, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Loser, racist, ignorant Boomer co-worker has a solution to the "Food Stamp Problem".
"Get a job."
Now, how do I tell this Trumpsucking, failed cop shithead to go fuck himself without *saying* go fuck yourself?
"Get a job."
Now, how do I tell this Trumpsucking, failed cop shithead to go fuck himself without *saying* go fuck yourself?
Did the Great Pumpkin answer my prayers and take his dipshit cousin out of the world?
No?
Godammit.
No?
Godammit.
October 31, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Did the Great Pumpkin answer my prayers and take his dipshit cousin out of the world?
No?
Godammit.
No?
Godammit.
Ten Games To Get To Know Me (no photoshop edition)
Psychonauts
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Satisfactory
Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines
Powerwash Simulator
Fallout (any)
Mass Effect (all)
Final Fantasy XIV
Vampire Survivors
Marvel vs. Capcom 2
Psychonauts
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Satisfactory
Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines
Powerwash Simulator
Fallout (any)
Mass Effect (all)
Final Fantasy XIV
Vampire Survivors
Marvel vs. Capcom 2
October 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Ten Games To Get To Know Me (no photoshop edition)
Psychonauts
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Satisfactory
Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines
Powerwash Simulator
Fallout (any)
Mass Effect (all)
Final Fantasy XIV
Vampire Survivors
Marvel vs. Capcom 2
Psychonauts
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Satisfactory
Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines
Powerwash Simulator
Fallout (any)
Mass Effect (all)
Final Fantasy XIV
Vampire Survivors
Marvel vs. Capcom 2
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Life Lesson:
Washing down stimulant ADHD medication with an energy drink is *unwise*
In hindsight, I don't know what else I expected.
I'll either gain superpowers or have an aneurysm. I'll update as I know more.
Washing down stimulant ADHD medication with an energy drink is *unwise*
In hindsight, I don't know what else I expected.
I'll either gain superpowers or have an aneurysm. I'll update as I know more.
October 28, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Life Lesson:
Washing down stimulant ADHD medication with an energy drink is *unwise*
In hindsight, I don't know what else I expected.
I'll either gain superpowers or have an aneurysm. I'll update as I know more.
Washing down stimulant ADHD medication with an energy drink is *unwise*
In hindsight, I don't know what else I expected.
I'll either gain superpowers or have an aneurysm. I'll update as I know more.
Ever get the feeling your computer is judging you?
October 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Ever get the feeling your computer is judging you?