Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan)
@vysgaming.bsky.social
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Trump-sucking filth cordially invited to fuck off and die in a fire
#resist, #handsoff, #nokings
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Trump-sucking filth cordially invited to fuck off and die in a fire
#resist, #handsoff, #nokings
The Australian army fought a war on Emus, and lost. Never underestimate birds.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
Emu War - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The Australian army fought a war on Emus, and lost. Never underestimate birds.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
Youre a better person than I then. That opportunistic leech doesn't deserve a fair shake, and I sincerely hope she spends the rest of her life alone and in fear.
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Youre a better person than I then. That opportunistic leech doesn't deserve a fair shake, and I sincerely hope she spends the rest of her life alone and in fear.
Why on earth would anyone think impeachment would matter now, when every adult in the room has been fired?
November 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Why on earth would anyone think impeachment would matter now, when every adult in the room has been fired?
So... never?
November 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
So... never?
And if impeachment or felony convictions actually meant anything, that would be threatening
November 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
And if impeachment or felony convictions actually meant anything, that would be threatening
I mean, hes right, if only to make certain hes gone
November 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I mean, hes right, if only to make certain hes gone
I... but... what does that even mean?
November 20, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I... but... what does that even mean?
The remake has a VR mode and I just ended up hanging out and vibing on the island and didn't solve anything
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 AM
The remake has a VR mode and I just ended up hanging out and vibing on the island and didn't solve anything
Bad WTF:
Existo
Surf Nazis Must Die
Freddie Got Fingered
Good WTF:
The Fifth Element
The Bed-Sitting Room
Existo
Surf Nazis Must Die
Freddie Got Fingered
Good WTF:
The Fifth Element
The Bed-Sitting Room
November 20, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Bad WTF:
Existo
Surf Nazis Must Die
Freddie Got Fingered
Good WTF:
The Fifth Element
The Bed-Sitting Room
Existo
Surf Nazis Must Die
Freddie Got Fingered
Good WTF:
The Fifth Element
The Bed-Sitting Room
"Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyy, whatchya doin' in there?"
November 20, 2025 at 4:26 AM
"Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyy, whatchya doin' in there?"
Patient Type: Humans (Presumed)
November 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Patient Type: Humans (Presumed)
Certainly one of the movies of all time!
Also love how Peter Capaldi is visibly angry to be there.
Also love how Peter Capaldi is visibly angry to be there.
November 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Certainly one of the movies of all time!
Also love how Peter Capaldi is visibly angry to be there.
Also love how Peter Capaldi is visibly angry to be there.
Oh, my guy, come on... Cattle-pault was *right there*
November 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Oh, my guy, come on... Cattle-pault was *right there*
He doesn't even *have* hooves!
November 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
He doesn't even *have* hooves!
The first time I got to that point in MGS2 and Campbell started glitching out, it was 2am and I'd been playing for hours. Scared the absolute bajeezus out of me.
November 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The first time I got to that point in MGS2 and Campbell started glitching out, it was 2am and I'd been playing for hours. Scared the absolute bajeezus out of me.
I love this energy, and I'm 1,000% in. How can I help?
November 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I love this energy, and I'm 1,000% in. How can I help?
It didn't work the first two times,why would anything be different now that every adult in the room has been fired?
November 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It didn't work the first two times,why would anything be different now that every adult in the room has been fired?
All dogs are baby. Some are just old baby.
November 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
All dogs are baby. Some are just old baby.
I mean, maybe leave Bubba out of it, especially on that last line, but I get what you're getting at.
November 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I mean, maybe leave Bubba out of it, especially on that last line, but I get what you're getting at.
"I dunno guys, I think I trust her. What do you mean theres a summoning circle in the restricted section?"
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
"I dunno guys, I think I trust her. What do you mean theres a summoning circle in the restricted section?"
Its not "reportedly". Its on camera. He fucking did it.
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Its not "reportedly". Its on camera. He fucking did it.
And Filbert ends up one of Rockos closest friends
November 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
And Filbert ends up one of Rockos closest friends
I mean... its not inaccurate...
November 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I mean... its not inaccurate...