vozos 🖐️
@vozos.bsky.social
Co-Host, The Do-Overs: A Movie Remakes Podcast
“Jesus Christ…” - the technologist assigned to keep track of what I eat (like Spotify Wrapped but for food) when he sees how many congealed quesadilla remnants I’ve hoovered up from my toddler’s plate to the sink
October 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
“Jesus Christ…” - the technologist assigned to keep track of what I eat (like Spotify Wrapped but for food) when he sees how many congealed quesadilla remnants I’ve hoovered up from my toddler’s plate to the sink
I’m thinking of going back to therapy. (Sopranos rewatch)
October 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I’m thinking of going back to therapy. (Sopranos rewatch)
Tom Pelphrey in Task aka Jawn Wick
September 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Tom Pelphrey in Task aka Jawn Wick
“The Tired Tucci”
I was asked by @gqmagazine.bsky.social to write a little bit about just going bald in the age of widespread head-shaving and affordable, believable hair transplants...so I did!
Nothing Looks Cooler Than Not Caring You’re Balding
In a polarized culture that demands balding men pick a side, opting for the follicular middle ground is a refreshing act of honesty.
www.gq.com
September 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“The Tired Tucci”
Aging as a former theater kid in today’s media landscape means lamenting that I’m too old to ever be cast in a scam Facebook photo about a young man who valiantly started a car detailing service to support his sick mother.
September 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Aging as a former theater kid in today’s media landscape means lamenting that I’m too old to ever be cast in a scam Facebook photo about a young man who valiantly started a car detailing service to support his sick mother.
Alright, whose idea was this?
Christopher Nolan Elected President of Directors Guild of America
Christopher Nolan has been elected president of the Directors Guild of America, succeeding Lesli Linka Glatter.
variety.com
September 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Alright, whose idea was this?
I didn’t think Nate was only
coming with one bit.
coming with one bit.
September 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I didn’t think Nate was only
coming with one bit.
coming with one bit.
I want to be friends with Stephen Graham.
September 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I want to be friends with Stephen Graham.
Orlando Bloom and Drew Barrymore have negative chemistry.
September 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Orlando Bloom and Drew Barrymore have negative chemistry.
Hi, I’m The Weeknd, and my biggest hit is about being yakked out numb, here to tell you that when I need pick me up, I reach for Nespresso.
September 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Hi, I’m The Weeknd, and my biggest hit is about being yakked out numb, here to tell you that when I need pick me up, I reach for Nespresso.
Jenna Ortega’s dress designer
September 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Jenna Ortega’s dress designer
The Ozemmys are starting! 🏆
September 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The Ozemmys are starting! 🏆
Real name: Carlton Banks
Banksy could be unmasked as police probe 'criminal damage' over Royal Courts of Justice artwork | LBC
Police have launched an investigation into a new Banksy artwork depicting a judge attacking a protestor with a gavel.
www.lbc.co.uk
September 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Real name: Carlton Banks
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"The Jersey Devil is real and I hit him with my car. As recompense, he is now the commissioner of transportation."
INBOX: Mayor Adams is making an "important campaign announcement" outside Gracie Mansion at 4:30 p.m. today.
September 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
"The Jersey Devil is real and I hit him with my car. As recompense, he is now the commissioner of transportation."
The American justice system is so rotten that there was literally only one guy who could be known as “the compassionate judge” and everyone loved him and now he’s gone and no one can cope.
August 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The American justice system is so rotten that there was literally only one guy who could be known as “the compassionate judge” and everyone loved him and now he’s gone and no one can cope.
Pushing 40, loaded to the gills with caffeine & watching Gerard Way do his Black Parade shtick at Giants Stadium
August 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Pushing 40, loaded to the gills with caffeine & watching Gerard Way do his Black Parade shtick at Giants Stadium
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Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
Something nobody told me about parenting a toddler and a newborn at the same time is all the crying (mine).
July 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Something nobody told me about parenting a toddler and a newborn at the same time is all the crying (mine).
The one-two punch of losing Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan in one week is really going to devastate your cousin who wears cargo shorts all year round.
July 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The one-two punch of losing Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan in one week is really going to devastate your cousin who wears cargo shorts all year round.
Why isn’t the Timothy Chalamet CashApp ad available on Letterboxd?
July 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Why isn’t the Timothy Chalamet CashApp ad available on Letterboxd?
Well, I just found out I won’t be directing the next Bond movie. Onto my backup plan, being drafted first overall in the 2025 NBA Draft.
June 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Well, I just found out I won’t be directing the next Bond movie. Onto my backup plan, being drafted first overall in the 2025 NBA Draft.
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The amount of people I know who have had serious mental breakdowns feels high. Is that because I'm middle aged or because ive spent my life in the arts?
June 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The amount of people I know who have had serious mental breakdowns feels high. Is that because I'm middle aged or because ive spent my life in the arts?
Post the other draft.
buddy I haven't seen Haliburton fuck up the south like this since the Deepwater Horizon
June 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Post the other draft.
Ballerina should be called Jane Wick.
May 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Ballerina should be called Jane Wick.
What happened today, farmer’s marketly, can never financially happen again.
May 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
What happened today, farmer’s marketly, can never financially happen again.