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Frank W. Dabbing-nail
@vosenbergen.bsky.social
18+ otherwise DNI
They/Them
Made entirely of Weed and Coffee
Way Too Horny, Pan/Poly
Bi, High, Ready to Die
4th member of a punk trio - https://unluckymammals.com/
Philly Area, let's get a citywide
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i was reminded today of my favorite bit on twitter which was putting texts from my husband over pictures of tony soprano
September 12, 2023 at 9:13 PM
2am, making spam musubi in my underpants, pretending I don't live in TurboHell
September 9, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Been a while, but sometimes you just need a mirror selfie
September 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Stood up to let my partner pass me at the baseball game during the "all active military and former veterans please rise" and the woman behind me thanked me for my service. Is there like, manslaughtered valor?
August 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
she's asking for a friend (that friend is me)
July 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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honestly it's not "they never read the books" or "they're fake fans" or anything like that, it's 100% they just don't know how to interpret media or think critically. If there's not a soundtrack or narrator literally telling them how to feel about something they're not going to understand it
How did the tech bro crowd, growing up on stories of sci-fi, transhumanism, virtual reality and limitless ability to modify one's body, "biohacking," etc. end up becoming so viscerally anti-transgender? Truly boggles my mind.
January 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Every year around I get a calendar in the mail from the local funeral home. Inside are coupons on funeral packages, as well as anecdotes about how nice everything was.
January 9, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I'm about to spend the entire afternoon double featuring Furiosa and Fury Road - what snacks should I have?
December 29, 2024 at 1:54 PM
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Bombshell development as more info arises about Yoon Suk Yeol's attempted coup in South Korea: Allegations now claim Yoon gave Special Forces fake North Korean uniforms to assassinate the leader of his own party + kill stationed US soldiers—w/ goal of driving the US to start a war with North Korea
December 13, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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the library should host a monthly 'how to cook an egg' night where adults and children alike are provided a quiet, judgment free space to learn to properly cook an egg. this would do society a lot of good
December 14, 2024 at 1:28 PM
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You morons, you can't repeat the Gilded Age. That's not how history works--it only goes in one direction. Now let me take a big sip of coffee and make sure no nihilistic young Italians have built homemade weapons with which to assassinate robber barons.
December 9, 2024 at 11:09 PM
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claim denied binch
December 10, 2024 at 4:27 PM
United Healthcare shooter got caught in the most Italian Man way ever - because he pulled his mask down to smile and flirt at a Barista
December 10, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Inside you, there are two dicks, both of them are mine.
December 6, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Not quite FCF yet, but we'll hope self tagging works again and I don't dickpost to a bunch of close friends who aren't interested in seeing my dick
December 5, 2024 at 6:12 PM
One sentence thanksgiving horror story - 450F, 4 hour cook, 9 pound bird.
November 28, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Oh cool, self-tagging NSFW works for me again, I can resume dickposting without making my close friends uncomfortable
November 27, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Building a Linux VM at home on the Good Screens instead of building a Linux VM at work on the Bad Screens
September 19, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Afternoon/evening repost, you animals
Another FCF, and I *still* have no idea if my self-tagging for explicit content works, so hey, hopefully it does! #fcf
May 10, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Another FCF, and I *still* have no idea if my self-tagging for explicit content works, so hey, hopefully it does! #fcf
May 10, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Chastity cage that requires a synchronized key turn and the US nuclear launch codes
April 26, 2024 at 9:35 PM
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Today marks 10 years since the start of the Flint Water Crisis.

A decade later, kids are still sick, the city is not done replacing lead pipes and families still haven’t seen a cent from settlement funds
Flint residents grapple with water crisis a decade later: ‘If we had the energy left, we’d cry’
Years after the emergency, the Michigan city is yet to replace all lead pipes and affected families are still awaiting justice
www.theguardian.com
April 25, 2024 at 2:24 PM
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April 21, 2024 at 11:35 AM