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Tim Faulkner
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75% Nerd, 20% Slacker, 5% Awesome, 17% Titanium

Brian Thompson was just the first of a long needed culling.
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I spent my childhood inside of American concentration camps. I know one when I see one. And that is what ICE is building.
February 17, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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Rousey v. Carano (Live Event, 2026)
February 17, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
February 16, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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Here it is, your moment of zen.
February 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Tarantino has always been a fucking prick, but he's really going out of his way to ratchet it up lately.
February 17, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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This
February 16, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online
February 14, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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And one day, under his tutelage, those skaters shall kill Superman
Benoît Richaud is the man sitting next to seemingly every athlete after they compete.

He's choreographer for 16 competitors in Milan — 12 single skaters and four pairs — from 13 countries. No rule prohibits coaches from working with different skaters.
nbcnews.to/4qBm0AC
February 13, 2026 at 10:21 PM
My kid is watching the Sony State of Play with his friends, and he sounds like a forum poster. I don't know if I should ground him or slap him.
February 12, 2026 at 11:14 PM
What a fucking coward.
NEW: Jeffries clamping down on SOTU disruptions

Said at whips meeting this AM to either sit in "silent defiance" or boycott altogether, sources told @axios.com

Senior House Dem tells me the current plan for resisters is to go to an "alternative viewing site" www.axios.com/2026/02/11/t...
House Democrats try to shut down disruptions at Trump's State of the Union
Jeffries told his members to either show "silent defiance" or boycott the speech.
www.axios.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:27 AM
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Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist!

Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
February 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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Yes
February 10, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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That’s what’s up.
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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Previously
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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🎯🎯
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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Burning Man taking more action than the US government.
Jesus.
There are two of the pricks.
February 7, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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Everything I’ve learned about Jelly Roll has been against my will.
February 6, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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I stopped by “The Late Show” (soon to be the LATE Late Show) to give Mr. Colbert a piece of my hand-drawn mind.
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social
February 6, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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When you're so coked up and stupid you put the scope on backwards:
February 5, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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Maga dudes love gender-affirming care
JD Vance getting lip fillers is so fucking funny
February 6, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
February 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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XCOM 2, one of my favorite games ever, was released TEN years ago today.

Bring me XCOM 3, you cowards! 🙏
February 5, 2026 at 7:41 AM
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Jesus, what a fucking milksop this guy turned out to be.

You're the governor, DO SOMETHING!
They’re taking children from Minnesota and locking them up like criminals in detention camps in Texas.

For the love of God, send our kids home and bring an end to this nightmare.

www.startribune.com/walz-demands...
Walz demands DHS stop detaining Minnesota children
In a letter to Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, Walz demanded details about how many Minnesota kids are in detention facilities.
www.startribune.com
February 5, 2026 at 12:32 AM