Married to the current wife
Cat Lover
Beer
Pies
Classic Rock
Old Test Cricket
Detest Hunting
Detest Torys
Todays World is absolutely nuts
He had straw hair, orange skin & smelled horrible.
But he could do magic!
He grew back his ear once & he had a strange power called Redaction which made things he didn’t like disappear.
He was jolly nasty…
He had straw hair, orange skin & smelled horrible.
But he could do magic!
He grew back his ear once & he had a strange power called Redaction which made things he didn’t like disappear.
He was jolly nasty…
It’s been months of work, and I’m proud of how it’s turned out.
If you love football nostalgia, this one’s for you.
⬇️
retrovault.uk
It’s been months of work, and I’m proud of how it’s turned out.
If you love football nostalgia, this one’s for you.
⬇️
retrovault.uk
A partnership that rolls off the tongue like:
John Torode & Gregg Wallace
Eamonn Holmes & Ruth Langsford
Liam & Noel Gallagher
Dan Wootton & Honesty
Rylan & Migrants
Michael McIntyre & Comedy
Tottenham Hotspur & Football.
You see secretly, they HATE each other!😬
A partnership that rolls off the tongue like:
John Torode & Gregg Wallace
Eamonn Holmes & Ruth Langsford
Liam & Noel Gallagher
Dan Wootton & Honesty
Rylan & Migrants
Michael McIntyre & Comedy
Tottenham Hotspur & Football.
You see secretly, they HATE each other!😬
Love to you Phil LynottRIP🤎
@thinlizzy
Love to you Phil LynottRIP🤎
@thinlizzy
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
OK apart from:
Toe sucking
Extra marital affairs
Business meetings with Col Gadaffi
Lying to a fake sheikh
Building up massive debts
Alleged Paedophilia
Befriending a pimp.
They deserve our love.
🙏🏻
OK apart from:
Toe sucking
Extra marital affairs
Business meetings with Col Gadaffi
Lying to a fake sheikh
Building up massive debts
Alleged Paedophilia
Befriending a pimp.
They deserve our love.
🙏🏻
www.theboltonnews.co.uk/sport/254832... #bwfc
www.theboltonnews.co.uk/sport/254832... #bwfc
He enjoyed nibbling Jill’s hot baps.
He adored Bunty’s flaps & was enchanted by Simple Sally’s stories of geese & poltergeists.
Len our Reform UK butcher came…then came again!
Fab day! 🇺🇸
He enjoyed nibbling Jill’s hot baps.
He adored Bunty’s flaps & was enchanted by Simple Sally’s stories of geese & poltergeists.
Len our Reform UK butcher came…then came again!
Fab day! 🇺🇸
Starmer Acts!
The new Private Eye is out now.
Starmer Acts!
The new Private Eye is out now.
‘You are both cordially invited to the annual Nigel Farage riots taking place this August 2025.
RSVP
Please dress appropriately.’
I’m thinking we look rather smart in anticipation of this soirée.