jfur 🐝 illuminati princess
@vespercene.bsky.social
i'm a jfur 🏳️⚧️
a mischievous imp who likes games
jfur.itch.io
lowkey marxist-diogenist
radical queer commie #osr
a mischievous imp who likes games
jfur.itch.io
lowkey marxist-diogenist
radical queer commie #osr
Pinned
The Court of the Shivering Moon by JFUR
a community-made exquisite crypt zungeon
jfur.itch.io
Dance Your Life Away at the Court of the Shivering Moon, a zungeon for your zunday, a moongeon for your moonday.
Over the last month and a half, myself and 12 exquisite cryptdiggers have created this incredible collaborative zine dungeon for #OSR elf games and the like.
Print it out and play!
Over the last month and a half, myself and 12 exquisite cryptdiggers have created this incredible collaborative zine dungeon for #OSR elf games and the like.
Print it out and play!
I think the problem with calling someone a doctor is it makes them assume they are smarter than everyone else. at least I know I'm stupid
January 18, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I think the problem with calling someone a doctor is it makes them assume they are smarter than everyone else. at least I know I'm stupid
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System doesn’t matter. Nothing does.
January 17, 2026 at 2:38 PM
System doesn’t matter. Nothing does.
THIS IS PERFECT IN EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE WAY
Distant Lands is back with some thoughts on ‘zine construction similar to $7 popsicle stick/cardboard terrain, I agree B&W letter-sized format for ‘zines democratizes participation in the hobby & promotes spread; See also Obilette by @caseyg.bsky.social : todistantlands.github.io/2026/01/15/h...
How to Not Do Zines Wrong
I’m not the first to remark that a lot of what we’re calling “zines” aren’t really zines. They’re fine, glossy magazines, or beautifully crafted books. While these products may share zines’ craft etho...
todistantlands.github.io
January 16, 2026 at 3:28 PM
THIS IS PERFECT IN EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE WAY
my goal in life is to have a relationship with my employer akin to that of denis nedry and john hammond
January 16, 2026 at 3:09 PM
my goal in life is to have a relationship with my employer akin to that of denis nedry and john hammond
been having a lot of headaches recently and i think the root cause is my inability to stay asleep
if i could just sleep for 5083953483492506293006785943209856397586 hours i think that would help
if i could just sleep for 5083953483492506293006785943209856397586 hours i think that would help
January 15, 2026 at 7:30 PM
been having a lot of headaches recently and i think the root cause is my inability to stay asleep
if i could just sleep for 5083953483492506293006785943209856397586 hours i think that would help
if i could just sleep for 5083953483492506293006785943209856397586 hours i think that would help
idk what im doing but i am having fun, made some freaky turnip28 bastards out of mage knights and dinosaur toys
January 8, 2026 at 9:39 PM
idk what im doing but i am having fun, made some freaky turnip28 bastards out of mage knights and dinosaur toys
i am really bad with money
January 7, 2026 at 11:44 PM
i am really bad with money
and in 2015 alone i lived in four of the five states listed, and visited and stayed in many others besides
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
and in 2015 alone i lived in four of the five states listed, and visited and stayed in many others besides
i wish masculinity grifters had the courage to wear multicolored stockings and breeches and floppy feathered bonnets, but the only color they aren't afraid to wear is a thin blue line marking them as simps for the occupation
January 3, 2026 at 10:34 PM
i wish masculinity grifters had the courage to wear multicolored stockings and breeches and floppy feathered bonnets, but the only color they aren't afraid to wear is a thin blue line marking them as simps for the occupation
Hi, I'm a goose!
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Hi, I'm training wheels on an out of control bike, which - thanks to the training wheels - went all the way to the bottom of the hill and propelled me headfirst into a metal fence!
Hi, I'm training wheels on an out of control bike, which - thanks to the training wheels - went all the way to the bottom of the hill and propelled me headfirst into a metal fence!
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Hey! I'm a vestigial meaty organ that was on the wrong side of my body when it went time-bomby and the doctors didn't realise.
Hey! I'm a vestigial meaty organ that was on the wrong side of my body when it went time-bomby and the doctors didn't realise.
January 2, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Hi, I'm a goose!
i do think that my unabating love of the works of Washington Irving are the closest i get to patriotism; the Sketch Book of Geoffrey Crayon, gent. is an unparalleled masterpiece, and its story, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, is the closest I get to an equivalent "new testament" in my life
January 2, 2026 at 2:06 PM
i do think that my unabating love of the works of Washington Irving are the closest i get to patriotism; the Sketch Book of Geoffrey Crayon, gent. is an unparalleled masterpiece, and its story, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, is the closest I get to an equivalent "new testament" in my life
estradiol, prozac, and baja blast feels like a particularly transsexual breakfast already, but i need protein so maybe i cut up some mushrooms and crack some eggs
January 2, 2026 at 1:53 PM
estradiol, prozac, and baja blast feels like a particularly transsexual breakfast already, but i need protein so maybe i cut up some mushrooms and crack some eggs
i'm probably gonna be spending the winter doing turnip28 bullshit because fuck the police
December 27, 2025 at 1:11 PM
i'm probably gonna be spending the winter doing turnip28 bullshit because fuck the police
i was just awoken by a wasp stinging my foot! what a way to start the work weekend 😓
December 27, 2025 at 11:06 AM
i was just awoken by a wasp stinging my foot! what a way to start the work weekend 😓
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Solid take on a Christmas Carol and a pretty good seed idea for an occult RPG holiday game. The Ghostbusters bust the lesson teaching ghosts. youtu.be/ubA_xe_FlxM
Xmas Marks the Spot | The Real Ghostbusters | CHRISTMAS EPISODE | S1E13 | Indoor Recess
YouTube video by Indoor Recess
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Solid take on a Christmas Carol and a pretty good seed idea for an occult RPG holiday game. The Ghostbusters bust the lesson teaching ghosts. youtu.be/ubA_xe_FlxM
an amazing artist and among my favorite humans alive
From the Artists I Like series: Evlyn Moreau. A true original and icon of the #TTRPG space and a wonderful artist.
doomslakers.blogspot.com/2024/03/arti...
doomslakers.blogspot.com/2024/03/arti...
December 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
an amazing artist and among my favorite humans alive
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My contribution to the Merry Hexmas Blog Bandwagon: former Elf Liberation Front members, Licorice Eels, snow heads in need of bodies, and more!
The Peppermint Wood
Merry Hexmas to one and all!
dododecahedron.blog
December 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
My contribution to the Merry Hexmas Blog Bandwagon: former Elf Liberation Front members, Licorice Eels, snow heads in need of bodies, and more!
i haven't seen pluribus, but the concept leads me to believe it's individualist garbo
a species-wide hive mind would be an unambiguously good thing as far as im concerned
a species-wide hive mind would be an unambiguously good thing as far as im concerned
December 21, 2025 at 11:43 AM
i haven't seen pluribus, but the concept leads me to believe it's individualist garbo
a species-wide hive mind would be an unambiguously good thing as far as im concerned
a species-wide hive mind would be an unambiguously good thing as far as im concerned
The #1 movie when you were 10 is how 2026 will go.
hell yeah motherfucker, i saw that in theaters for my 10th bday
hell yeah motherfucker, i saw that in theaters for my 10th bday
December 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 is how 2026 will go.
hell yeah motherfucker, i saw that in theaters for my 10th bday
hell yeah motherfucker, i saw that in theaters for my 10th bday
like if i break my leg i'm not going to a bank to get it checked out by an ATM, why the hell are we entrusting medical decisions to necrophile bank tellers?
the weirdest thing about the american healthcare system's reliance on private health insurance providers for literally everything is that we are essentially asking bankers to make medical decisions over trained medical professionals
December 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
like if i break my leg i'm not going to a bank to get it checked out by an ATM, why the hell are we entrusting medical decisions to necrophile bank tellers?
the weirdest thing about the american healthcare system's reliance on private health insurance providers for literally everything is that we are essentially asking bankers to make medical decisions over trained medical professionals
December 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
the weirdest thing about the american healthcare system's reliance on private health insurance providers for literally everything is that we are essentially asking bankers to make medical decisions over trained medical professionals
trying really hard to not get fired, but im in the monthly social work meeting and the director of our division is talking and she's one of the worst and dumbest people ever
December 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
trying really hard to not get fired, but im in the monthly social work meeting and the director of our division is talking and she's one of the worst and dumbest people ever
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We are parents of a trans kid and our family takes this very, very personally. If you intentionally make life harder for our beloved daughter, it’s EXTREMELY hard to think of you as an ally, to say the least. @amyklobuchar.com - you still send us requests for money, while hurting our kid. Disgusted.
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
We are parents of a trans kid and our family takes this very, very personally. If you intentionally make life harder for our beloved daughter, it’s EXTREMELY hard to think of you as an ally, to say the least. @amyklobuchar.com - you still send us requests for money, while hurting our kid. Disgusted.
we need to oppress the amish more tbh
December 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
we need to oppress the amish more tbh
sometimes my job is just saying no and when asked why just pointing at the window
December 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
sometimes my job is just saying no and when asked why just pointing at the window