Dan Shires
@vertigowooyay.bsky.social
Meeja hor, comics obsessive, sometime idiot. Old.
“This is my boss, Jonathan Hart - a self-made millionaire. He's quite a guy. This is Mrs. H. She's gorgeous. She's one lady who knows how to take care of herself. By the way, my name is Max. I take care of *both* of them, which ain't easy; 'cause when they met... it was…”
November 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
“This is my boss, Jonathan Hart - a self-made millionaire. He's quite a guy. This is Mrs. H. She's gorgeous. She's one lady who knows how to take care of herself. By the way, my name is Max. I take care of *both* of them, which ain't easy; 'cause when they met... it was…”
Tremendous evening at @thebugle.bsky.social 18th birthday show with @zaltzcricket.bsky.social, Nish Kumar, @alicefraser.bsky.social, @podchris.bsky.social and John Oliver.
Although my wife, on her first experience of The Bugle, got *two* Zaltzman pun runs, so naturally we are now divorcing.
Although my wife, on her first experience of The Bugle, got *two* Zaltzman pun runs, so naturally we are now divorcing.
October 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Tremendous evening at @thebugle.bsky.social 18th birthday show with @zaltzcricket.bsky.social, Nish Kumar, @alicefraser.bsky.social, @podchris.bsky.social and John Oliver.
Although my wife, on her first experience of The Bugle, got *two* Zaltzman pun runs, so naturally we are now divorcing.
Although my wife, on her first experience of The Bugle, got *two* Zaltzman pun runs, so naturally we are now divorcing.
I meant to see One Battle After Another today but totally screwed up the times and we got there 40 minutes late.
So instead we saw I Swear. Please, anyone reading this, go and see it. It’s a remarkable film - warm, funny, heartbreaking and triumphant. Best mistake I’ve made at the cinema.
So instead we saw I Swear. Please, anyone reading this, go and see it. It’s a remarkable film - warm, funny, heartbreaking and triumphant. Best mistake I’ve made at the cinema.
October 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I meant to see One Battle After Another today but totally screwed up the times and we got there 40 minutes late.
So instead we saw I Swear. Please, anyone reading this, go and see it. It’s a remarkable film - warm, funny, heartbreaking and triumphant. Best mistake I’ve made at the cinema.
So instead we saw I Swear. Please, anyone reading this, go and see it. It’s a remarkable film - warm, funny, heartbreaking and triumphant. Best mistake I’ve made at the cinema.
Amazon Prime Video is recommending for me:
Bloodbath At The House Of Death
Lifeforce
Caligula
Why has it turned into the dodgy video store at the top of the high street* when I was a kid?
* you know the one. Next to Fine Fare supermarket. That one.
Bloodbath At The House Of Death
Lifeforce
Caligula
Why has it turned into the dodgy video store at the top of the high street* when I was a kid?
* you know the one. Next to Fine Fare supermarket. That one.
October 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Amazon Prime Video is recommending for me:
Bloodbath At The House Of Death
Lifeforce
Caligula
Why has it turned into the dodgy video store at the top of the high street* when I was a kid?
* you know the one. Next to Fine Fare supermarket. That one.
Bloodbath At The House Of Death
Lifeforce
Caligula
Why has it turned into the dodgy video store at the top of the high street* when I was a kid?
* you know the one. Next to Fine Fare supermarket. That one.
@colleendoran.bsky.social This was a lovely thing to receive this morning. And honestly, the work that’s gone into this is just *astonishing*. It’s hard to turn a page because of taking in every detail that’s on the one you’re reading.
September 25, 2025 at 10:36 AM
@colleendoran.bsky.social This was a lovely thing to receive this morning. And honestly, the work that’s gone into this is just *astonishing*. It’s hard to turn a page because of taking in every detail that’s on the one you’re reading.
Which movie do you consider to be perfect?
September 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Which movie do you consider to be perfect?
“That’s my whole big thing point.”
July 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
“That’s my whole big thing point.”
Someone really needs to let Fox News know that Superman has been woke since June 1938.
July 8, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Someone really needs to let Fox News know that Superman has been woke since June 1938.
@alicefraser.bsky.social - something that neatly encompasses both Realms Unknown and A Passion For Passion
This is my actual unironic opinion and will be working on it in fanfic
www.wargamer.com/warhammer-40...
www.wargamer.com/warhammer-40...
Hear me out - now is the time for Warhammer 40k romance novels
We've had Warhammer 40,000 war stories, adventures, and horror for years, but Games Workshop is sleeping on tales of love and longing.
www.wargamer.com
May 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
@alicefraser.bsky.social - something that neatly encompasses both Realms Unknown and A Passion For Passion
Man, things have changed for the band since Eddie died.
May 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Man, things have changed for the band since Eddie died.
What a find in a National Trust bookshop - Dredd strips from the Daily Star. No idea if it’s worth a fiver, don’t care. Not seen one of these in decades. #2000AD
April 21, 2025 at 11:41 AM
What a find in a National Trust bookshop - Dredd strips from the Daily Star. No idea if it’s worth a fiver, don’t care. Not seen one of these in decades. #2000AD
@gralefrit.bsky.social Yesterday I saw a (terrible) production of Macbeth, where the porter scene is yet again a massive roadblock in the plot.
Today I read the Robert McKee bit in Be Funny Or Die and, my God, I was nodding furiously at the refutation.
Today I read the Robert McKee bit in Be Funny Or Die and, my God, I was nodding furiously at the refutation.
March 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
@gralefrit.bsky.social Yesterday I saw a (terrible) production of Macbeth, where the porter scene is yet again a massive roadblock in the plot.
Today I read the Robert McKee bit in Be Funny Or Die and, my God, I was nodding furiously at the refutation.
Today I read the Robert McKee bit in Be Funny Or Die and, my God, I was nodding furiously at the refutation.
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer. Hard mode: No villains.
March 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer. Hard mode: No villains.
Didn’t realise Duolingo was a Victoria Wood fan.
March 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Didn’t realise Duolingo was a Victoria Wood fan.
Movies you've watched more than six time, gifs only.
February 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Movies you've watched more than six time, gifs only.
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
January 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
Dahn in the West End for a bit’ve culture innit?
January 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Dahn in the West End for a bit’ve culture innit?
In the depths of the Sky Store, and as far as I know not available on anything other than import DVD, is this utter gem of a documentary. Just pure, life-affirming goodness with a peerless funk soundtrack.
December 27, 2024 at 10:07 PM
In the depths of the Sky Store, and as far as I know not available on anything other than import DVD, is this utter gem of a documentary. Just pure, life-affirming goodness with a peerless funk soundtrack.
Look, I don’t normally post cooking stuff, but just look at those Yorkshires. JUST LOOK AT THEM.
December 25, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Look, I don’t normally post cooking stuff, but just look at those Yorkshires. JUST LOOK AT THEM.
Just watched the finale of Day Of The Jackal and honestly don’t think I’ve seen such bad writing on screen in a good long while.
December 12, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Just watched the finale of Day Of The Jackal and honestly don’t think I’ve seen such bad writing on screen in a good long while.
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater as a child.
December 12, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater as a child.
My local council have really gone all out on the festive mood this year. Just magnificent. Awe inspiring.
December 7, 2024 at 11:41 AM
My local council have really gone all out on the festive mood this year. Just magnificent. Awe inspiring.
If anyone out there knows how to block the prompt for me to sign in to Google whenever I do a search on my phone*, for the love of God, please tell me.
* yes, I’m sure you’re going ‘ha-ha, private browsing’ but it’s on regular ol’ browsing. All the fucking time.
* yes, I’m sure you’re going ‘ha-ha, private browsing’ but it’s on regular ol’ browsing. All the fucking time.
November 16, 2024 at 10:06 PM
If anyone out there knows how to block the prompt for me to sign in to Google whenever I do a search on my phone*, for the love of God, please tell me.
* yes, I’m sure you’re going ‘ha-ha, private browsing’ but it’s on regular ol’ browsing. All the fucking time.
* yes, I’m sure you’re going ‘ha-ha, private browsing’ but it’s on regular ol’ browsing. All the fucking time.