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diet mountain dew...... baby...... new york city......
August 29, 2023 at 10:58 PM
diet mountain dew...... baby...... new york city......
Did elon get rid of the search feature on twitter I mean X or is my app not working
August 2, 2023 at 11:23 PM
Did elon get rid of the search feature on twitter I mean X or is my app not working
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Hey y'all just a reminder that, whatever your politics, Darth Vader's son Hitler Jr. having a stroke while accepting the award for Most Evil Man Alive at the grand opening of the Child Murder Factory is not funny. It could happen to anyone.
July 26, 2023 at 8:44 PM
Hey y'all just a reminder that, whatever your politics, Darth Vader's son Hitler Jr. having a stroke while accepting the award for Most Evil Man Alive at the grand opening of the Child Murder Factory is not funny. It could happen to anyone.
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“lena dunham is directing the new mattel movie, a movie about polly pocket starring lily collins”
do any of those ufos we’re discussing today, like, have room on them? i gotta go
do any of those ufos we’re discussing today, like, have room on them? i gotta go
July 26, 2023 at 8:47 PM
“lena dunham is directing the new mattel movie, a movie about polly pocket starring lily collins”
do any of those ufos we’re discussing today, like, have room on them? i gotta go
do any of those ufos we’re discussing today, like, have room on them? i gotta go
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“I don’t owe anybody anything!” Actually we are perhaps nothing but dizzyingly intricate webs of obligations to other beings and ourselves. The sheer weight of our obligations is all that keeps us from floating away into space. We can never do enough but we must try.
July 26, 2023 at 2:46 PM
“I don’t owe anybody anything!” Actually we are perhaps nothing but dizzyingly intricate webs of obligations to other beings and ourselves. The sheer weight of our obligations is all that keeps us from floating away into space. We can never do enough but we must try.
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i think being insufferable online will fix me
July 26, 2023 at 5:03 PM
i think being insufferable online will fix me
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"'Oh you fucked up your career' but they're talking about the career they had in mind for me. I fucked up the house in Antigua that the record company dudes wanted to buy. I fucked up *their* career, not mine"
July 26, 2023 at 6:25 PM
"'Oh you fucked up your career' but they're talking about the career they had in mind for me. I fucked up the house in Antigua that the record company dudes wanted to buy. I fucked up *their* career, not mine"
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hey man it's me, some dude who doesn't follow you. i saw your post and im pretty sure i recognized some of the words in it, would you like to spend the next two hours arguing with me about some stuff i made up
July 26, 2023 at 7:58 PM
hey man it's me, some dude who doesn't follow you. i saw your post and im pretty sure i recognized some of the words in it, would you like to spend the next two hours arguing with me about some stuff i made up
hope is a dangerous thing for an illusory being like me to have -- but i have it
pulling a lana del rey and writing a song called "dissociating in the trader joes"
July 26, 2023 at 3:22 AM
hope is a dangerous thing for an illusory being like me to have -- but i have it
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I’m not on here to expand my mind. My mind is already too expanded. I’m here to shrink my mind down to a manageable size.
July 26, 2023 at 3:06 AM
I’m not on here to expand my mind. My mind is already too expanded. I’m here to shrink my mind down to a manageable size.
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you’re living in it, baby
July 25, 2023 at 2:26 AM
you’re living in it, baby
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Mentally ill (in a hot way!)
July 12, 2023 at 12:19 AM
Mentally ill (in a hot way!)
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“may you find the social media home you deserve” is a modern Yiddish curse
i hope every body finds the social media home they truly deserve
July 24, 2023 at 6:31 PM
“may you find the social media home you deserve” is a modern Yiddish curse
Catherine of Siena in the 1300s:
July 25, 2023 at 1:45 AM
Catherine of Siena in the 1300s:
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being perceived 🥴
July 25, 2023 at 1:23 AM
being perceived 🥴
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Underrated quality of Oppenheimer: it made me really want a fucking cigarette
July 24, 2023 at 6:49 PM
Underrated quality of Oppenheimer: it made me really want a fucking cigarette
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It’ll help me finally quit Twitter when the icon on my phone becomes the international symbol for “don’t do this”
July 24, 2023 at 11:42 AM
It’ll help me finally quit Twitter when the icon on my phone becomes the international symbol for “don’t do this”
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being an adult is all about never having any money
July 24, 2023 at 9:43 PM
being an adult is all about never having any money
being in your 20s is just watching the worst people you know become therapists
July 24, 2023 at 11:53 PM
being in your 20s is just watching the worst people you know become therapists
windows down, blasting funeral by phoebe bridgers
July 24, 2023 at 8:01 PM
windows down, blasting funeral by phoebe bridgers