Jezebel
@veiledsiren.bsky.social
30-something nerd playing D&D and watching horror movies.
Former cringe, current MILF, future ghost
Former cringe, current MILF, future ghost
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Jezebel
@veiledsiren.bsky.social
· May 4
the spirit is unwilling and the flesh, it feels not so good also
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Already went through the whole new Sleep Token album.
Time to play it again
Time to play it again
May 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Already went through the whole new Sleep Token album.
Time to play it again
Time to play it again
I barely know how to people, ma'am
That moment you realize the morning smalltalk with a coworker is going to keep going for an indeterminable amount of time
a woman in a pink sweater is sitting at a table and making a sad face .
ALT: a woman in a pink sweater is sitting at a table and making a sad face .
media.tenor.com
May 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I barely know how to people, ma'am
Please, we don't need an American one lol
American Pope before an American Doctor Who
May 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Please, we don't need an American one lol
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I, for one, am tired of [gestures broadly]. I have grown weary of [points in all directions simultaneously].
May 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I, for one, am tired of [gestures broadly]. I have grown weary of [points in all directions simultaneously].
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the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
May 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
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I’m gonna play the videogames!🫡👋👋
May 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I’m gonna play the videogames!🫡👋👋
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When the smoke coming out of the Vatican is black and white checkerboard:
a man dancing in front of a banner that says reetlight festo entertainment system
ALT: a man dancing in front of a banner that says reetlight festo entertainment system
media.tenor.com
May 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
When the smoke coming out of the Vatican is black and white checkerboard:
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When my arms get all armie, I know the edible is hitting.
May 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
When my arms get all armie, I know the edible is hitting.
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May the 4th be with you!
On behalf of the Hyperspace Frogs, Yoda wishes you all a wonderful Star Wars Day.
On behalf of the Hyperspace Frogs, Yoda wishes you all a wonderful Star Wars Day.
May 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
May the 4th be with you!
On behalf of the Hyperspace Frogs, Yoda wishes you all a wonderful Star Wars Day.
On behalf of the Hyperspace Frogs, Yoda wishes you all a wonderful Star Wars Day.
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Think of the gay children on @tumblr.com! 💔
May 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Think of the gay children on @tumblr.com! 💔
My girls just vibin'
Winter Rabbit and Autumn Reign
Winter Rabbit and Autumn Reign
May 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
My girls just vibin'
Winter Rabbit and Autumn Reign
Winter Rabbit and Autumn Reign
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Greyhound, I promise I will never talk smack about you ever again.
Bravo
Bravo
May 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Greyhound, I promise I will never talk smack about you ever again.
Bravo
Bravo
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You know this wire prison of theirs won't hold me forever, Charles.
May 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
You know this wire prison of theirs won't hold me forever, Charles.
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May 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Star Wars taught me more of a moral code than any Bible verse. The power of Hope, the importance of Friendship and Loyalty, embracing Diversity and Acceptance, the perils of Hubris and Arrogance—and the balance between Light and Dark…
Stay on target, my friends… and May the 4th be with you. Always.
Stay on target, my friends… and May the 4th be with you. Always.
May 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Star Wars taught me more of a moral code than any Bible verse. The power of Hope, the importance of Friendship and Loyalty, embracing Diversity and Acceptance, the perils of Hubris and Arrogance—and the balance between Light and Dark…
Stay on target, my friends… and May the 4th be with you. Always.
Stay on target, my friends… and May the 4th be with you. Always.
the spirit is unwilling and the flesh, it feels not so good also
May 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
the spirit is unwilling and the flesh, it feels not so good also
So painfully dumb. They don't get it
May 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
So painfully dumb. They don't get it
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told my five year old he could say a bad word as a reward. He asked if he could say two and then he said "I shit from my ass" so softly
May 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
told my five year old he could say a bad word as a reward. He asked if he could say two and then he said "I shit from my ass" so softly
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