Audrey Armstrong
@lesbiaudrey.bsky.social
"You'll have to stop the world just to stop the feeling"
She/her, trans lesbian freelance writer from Toronto. Enjoyer of Doctor Who and Star Wars.
She/her, trans lesbian freelance writer from Toronto. Enjoyer of Doctor Who and Star Wars.
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Audrey Armstrong
@lesbiaudrey.bsky.social
· Sep 29
A Brief Rundown of This Whole Thing | Audrey Armstrong
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Joyce, I beg you to keep going so we can Get It Done
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Joyce, I beg you to keep going so we can Get It Done
The fuck do you mean Kevin O'Leary has an acting role in that new Timothee Chalamet movie. That Kevin O'Leary? The boat murderer one?
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The fuck do you mean Kevin O'Leary has an acting role in that new Timothee Chalamet movie. That Kevin O'Leary? The boat murderer one?
not withstanding the wider social forces of course but I always think "why baby Hitler? WWI Soldier Hitler where a stray bullet from enemy lines randomly blowing his skull out would be far easier and less of a moral dilemma than murdering a baby"
this is why they don't invite me to parties
this is why they don't invite me to parties
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
not withstanding the wider social forces of course but I always think "why baby Hitler? WWI Soldier Hitler where a stray bullet from enemy lines randomly blowing his skull out would be far easier and less of a moral dilemma than murdering a baby"
this is why they don't invite me to parties
this is why they don't invite me to parties
I feel like if the government is in a shutdown, voting for it to basically continue doing the things it’s already doing during said shutdown is not really helpful, but what do I know, I’m not Chuck Schumer
November 10, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I feel like if the government is in a shutdown, voting for it to basically continue doing the things it’s already doing during said shutdown is not really helpful, but what do I know, I’m not Chuck Schumer
Too much thirst posting of Oscar Isaac's Frankenstein for me today, I respect y'all but I'm too gay for this shit
November 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Too much thirst posting of Oscar Isaac's Frankenstein for me today, I respect y'all but I'm too gay for this shit
Drown your sorrows by ramming another boat into someone, Kevin.
Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Drown your sorrows by ramming another boat into someone, Kevin.
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This is one of the funniest apologies I've ever seen
November 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
This is one of the funniest apologies I've ever seen
this is killing me
‘I was under duress’: Prince Harry apologizes to Canada for wearing L.A. Dodgers hat during World Series
World Series: Prince Harry sorry for wearing Dodgers hat
Prince Harry was spotted wearing a Dodgers hat during Game 4 of the 2025 World Series between the L.A. Dodgers and Toronto Blue Jays, Canada’s only Major League Baseball franchise.
www.cp24.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
this is killing me
Funny how they do this for the Muslim mayor-elect who has done lots of outreach to Jewish NY communities, but not for the actual fascists currently controlling the US government
The ADL has decided to treat fascists as allies and progressives as enemies. For a group that is tasked with protecting American Jews, that is a world historic fuck up.
I will never forgive these people for their moral decrepitude.
I will never forgive these people for their moral decrepitude.
November 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Funny how they do this for the Muslim mayor-elect who has done lots of outreach to Jewish NY communities, but not for the actual fascists currently controlling the US government
do you think if you took Victor Hugo forward in time to see a stage musical adaptation of Les Mis he'd be like "this shit's fire"
November 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
do you think if you took Victor Hugo forward in time to see a stage musical adaptation of Les Mis he'd be like "this shit's fire"
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this is genuinely wild
Looks like the Dems will pick up 12 seats in the VA House of Delegates, which will go from 51-49 to 63-37 D-R. That's an honestly shocking result.
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
this is genuinely wild
Andrew Cuomo to retire to a farm upstate where he can grope female staffers to his heart's content
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Andrew Cuomo to retire to a farm upstate where he can grope female staffers to his heart's content
I will also be making numerous appearances in Toronto, he's not special
#BREAKING: Prince Harry to be in Toronto this week for numerous appearances
Remembrance Day: Prince Harry visiting Toronto
Prince Harry will be coming to Toronto at the invitation of the military charity, True Patriot Love Foundation, in a series of engagements involving Remembrance Day.
www.cp24.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I will also be making numerous appearances in Toronto, he's not special
Dick Cheney's Second Heart
2012-2025
Always in our thoughts
2012-2025
Always in our thoughts
November 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Dick Cheney's Second Heart
2012-2025
Always in our thoughts
2012-2025
Always in our thoughts
am I allowed to admit that I think The Mummy (1999) is fun but also hasn't actually aged that well
November 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
am I allowed to admit that I think The Mummy (1999) is fun but also hasn't actually aged that well
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Doctors Reveal Dick Cheney Burning Through At Least 3 Hearts Each Week
Doctors Reveal Dick Cheney Burning Through At Least 3 Hearts Each Week
JACKSON HOLE, WY—A team of doctors responsible for the care of Dick Cheney revealed Thursday that for the past few years, the former vice president has burned through a minimum of three hearts every w...
theonion.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Doctors Reveal Dick Cheney Burning Through At Least 3 Hearts Each Week
Dick Cheney claims to be pro-life, but
November 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Dick Cheney claims to be pro-life, but
Why are so many streaming sites nigh-on impossible to navigate? I just want an easy to read list of all the films available
November 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Why are so many streaming sites nigh-on impossible to navigate? I just want an easy to read list of all the films available
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Breaking: The Darkness Returns
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
WASHINGTON—With deep unease and outright horror haunting millions of Americans as a great shroud enveloped the land, late-breaking reports confirmed Monday that the darkness had returned. Bystanders f...
theonion.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
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November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The Toronto Blue Jays were in a World Series. That's something I never thought I'd live to see, regardless of outcome. This has actually reinvested me in baseball in a way I haven't felt in so long, so honestly, despite the loss I can feel somewhat content
November 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The Toronto Blue Jays were in a World Series. That's something I never thought I'd live to see, regardless of outcome. This has actually reinvested me in baseball in a way I haven't felt in so long, so honestly, despite the loss I can feel somewhat content
I get why people drink now
November 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I get why people drink now