Vader's Valkyrie (she/her)
@vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social
Just a mom, teacher, nerd, and partner, trying to survive through a string of unprecedented times.
It's always wild to discover people haven't seen movies you considered staples in your childhood. My gf has never seen The Cutting Edge OR First Knight. I don't even want to ask about Johnny Dangerously.
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
It's always wild to discover people haven't seen movies you considered staples in your childhood. My gf has never seen The Cutting Edge OR First Knight. I don't even want to ask about Johnny Dangerously.
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"I want Clooney to come in The Pitt as a patient, be an absolute nightmare for one episode, then run off into the night shouting about how he’s Batman."
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
"I want Clooney to come in The Pitt as a patient, be an absolute nightmare for one episode, then run off into the night shouting about how he’s Batman."
Anything but the Epstein Files.
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Anything but the Epstein Files.
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
Dear @amtrak.com just let everyone pick assigned seats. My dinner is 5 rows back until at least NYC because my gf and I couldn't sit together
November 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Dear @amtrak.com just let everyone pick assigned seats. My dinner is 5 rows back until at least NYC because my gf and I couldn't sit together
I have walked over 50k steps in 3 days. My everything hurts. #paxunplugged #seeyouatEast
November 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I have walked over 50k steps in 3 days. My everything hurts. #paxunplugged #seeyouatEast
Nothing like being at a game convention to realize we're all shopping at the same stores. #paxunplugged #paxu
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Nothing like being at a game convention to realize we're all shopping at the same stores. #paxunplugged #paxu
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A watched pot never boils, but let me tell ya, a pot full of potatoes will boil over the moment you take your eyes off it.
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
A watched pot never boils, but let me tell ya, a pot full of potatoes will boil over the moment you take your eyes off it.
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Y’know when Snoopy is on his doghouse yelling in gibberish at things? That’s just me driving in central MA after 5pm because we all forgot how to drive when it gets dark ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
snoopy is wearing a helmet and scarf while sitting on a snoopy plane .
ALT: snoopy is wearing a helmet and scarf while sitting on a snoopy plane .
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November 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Y’know when Snoopy is on his doghouse yelling in gibberish at things? That’s just me driving in central MA after 5pm because we all forgot how to drive when it gets dark ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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It’s rich people
The problem is rich people
The problem is rich people
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
It’s rich people
The problem is rich people
The problem is rich people
I know "let people enjoy things," but the amount of XMas in the world right now is too damn high. It loses its magic and wonder when it's around for 2 months. (This is not just about my December birthday. )
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I know "let people enjoy things," but the amount of XMas in the world right now is too damn high. It loses its magic and wonder when it's around for 2 months. (This is not just about my December birthday. )
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My holiday headcanon is that Santa goes by both Claus and Kris Kringle because he took Mrs. Claus' name after marriage.
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My holiday headcanon is that Santa goes by both Claus and Kris Kringle because he took Mrs. Claus' name after marriage.
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Us, looking at a model cathedral
Me: I don't want to push the button, what if it makes a noise
Him: <pushes button> <area lights up silently>
Him: are you anxious?
Me: no, I just wish buttons told you if they made a noise and how loud it will be.
Him: ...maybe you ARE autistic
🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Me: I don't want to push the button, what if it makes a noise
Him: <pushes button> <area lights up silently>
Him: are you anxious?
Me: no, I just wish buttons told you if they made a noise and how loud it will be.
Him: ...maybe you ARE autistic
🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
November 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Us, looking at a model cathedral
Me: I don't want to push the button, what if it makes a noise
Him: <pushes button> <area lights up silently>
Him: are you anxious?
Me: no, I just wish buttons told you if they made a noise and how loud it will be.
Him: ...maybe you ARE autistic
🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Me: I don't want to push the button, what if it makes a noise
Him: <pushes button> <area lights up silently>
Him: are you anxious?
Me: no, I just wish buttons told you if they made a noise and how loud it will be.
Him: ...maybe you ARE autistic
🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
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It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
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I can relate. 😂🤣👇
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I can relate. 😂🤣👇
I see you @criticalrole.bsky.social dropping episode 1 of #themightynein 5 days early...
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I see you @criticalrole.bsky.social dropping episode 1 of #themightynein 5 days early...
2am insomnia club, where you all at? Typed up the second draft of a thing I am working on. #writersofbluesky
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 AM
2am insomnia club, where you all at? Typed up the second draft of a thing I am working on. #writersofbluesky
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Apparently my solution to this long and already complicated chapter is to add a whole new character the book hasn’t even seen before.
November 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Apparently my solution to this long and already complicated chapter is to add a whole new character the book hasn’t even seen before.
Played DnD for the first time in person after over a month off. Gods, but I did miss my nerds. @asilva91084.bsky.social @keirhansen.bsky.social @goddammitalyssa.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Played DnD for the first time in person after over a month off. Gods, but I did miss my nerds. @asilva91084.bsky.social @keirhansen.bsky.social @goddammitalyssa.bsky.social
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Warlock: *reading spellbook* ARGH!
Wizard: what's wrong?
Warlock: I'm trying to find this book's terms and conditions.
Wizard: it doesn't...have...any?
Warlock: what sorcery is this.
Sorcerer: Don't you bring me into this.
Wizard: what's wrong?
Warlock: I'm trying to find this book's terms and conditions.
Wizard: it doesn't...have...any?
Warlock: what sorcery is this.
Sorcerer: Don't you bring me into this.
November 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Warlock: *reading spellbook* ARGH!
Wizard: what's wrong?
Warlock: I'm trying to find this book's terms and conditions.
Wizard: it doesn't...have...any?
Warlock: what sorcery is this.
Sorcerer: Don't you bring me into this.
Wizard: what's wrong?
Warlock: I'm trying to find this book's terms and conditions.
Wizard: it doesn't...have...any?
Warlock: what sorcery is this.
Sorcerer: Don't you bring me into this.
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The utter stupidity of pursuing a criminal trial against someone for throwing a sandwich that bounced off a bullet proof vest pissing away hundreds of thousands of dollars for this joke is the perfect encapsulation of this Administration.
November 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The utter stupidity of pursuing a criminal trial against someone for throwing a sandwich that bounced off a bullet proof vest pissing away hundreds of thousands of dollars for this joke is the perfect encapsulation of this Administration.
Took my PNW-born gf to vote in person for the first time. She got a sticker and was so pleased. #electionday2025
November 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Took my PNW-born gf to vote in person for the first time. She got a sticker and was so pleased. #electionday2025
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I hope someone is writing "12 Hangry Men" about the sandwich guy jury
November 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I hope someone is writing "12 Hangry Men" about the sandwich guy jury
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You cannot take a poet outside on the night of the full moon. It’s a terrible plan. You will feel like a third wheel the entire time.
November 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
You cannot take a poet outside on the night of the full moon. It’s a terrible plan. You will feel like a third wheel the entire time.
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Over on Reddit, there is a post that's basically "I keep reading Scalzi and I keep not liking what he writes, why do I do this to myself" and my answer to this is, dude, I don't know but you have my permission to stop, life is short and there are many authors, find one whose work you can love
November 1, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Over on Reddit, there is a post that's basically "I keep reading Scalzi and I keep not liking what he writes, why do I do this to myself" and my answer to this is, dude, I don't know but you have my permission to stop, life is short and there are many authors, find one whose work you can love