Vader's Valkyrie (she/her)
@vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social
Just a mom, teacher, nerd, and partner, trying to survive through a string of unprecedented times.
Bad news: kiddo has a fever. Good news, I won an audiobook giveaway on @thestorygraph.com
February 19, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Bad news: kiddo has a fever. Good news, I won an audiobook giveaway on @thestorygraph.com
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If you’re still eating chic fil a in 2026, I hope you get food poisoning every time.
February 17, 2026 at 6:51 PM
If you’re still eating chic fil a in 2026, I hope you get food poisoning every time.
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When you finish a really good book and now you gotta find another book to read but you’re like ugh how I’m gonna follow that up
February 17, 2026 at 4:27 AM
When you finish a really good book and now you gotta find another book to read but you’re like ugh how I’m gonna follow that up
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Most religions have their central texts. For christians it's the Bible, for muslims it's the Quran, for us atheists it's Batman comic books. They are all wide open to misinterpretation.
February 17, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Most religions have their central texts. For christians it's the Bible, for muslims it's the Quran, for us atheists it's Batman comic books. They are all wide open to misinterpretation.
I always love to be reminded that I live in one of the two states that said "disrespectfully, no" to Prohibition.
February 13, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I always love to be reminded that I live in one of the two states that said "disrespectfully, no" to Prohibition.
What do you mean our #dnd characters are co-dependent? "If she disappears I will derail the entire campaign to go find her." @asilva91084.bsky.social
February 12, 2026 at 4:36 PM
What do you mean our #dnd characters are co-dependent? "If she disappears I will derail the entire campaign to go find her." @asilva91084.bsky.social
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Long before other horribleness was revealed, I had a bad intuition that things were going to take a terrible turn when I realized that the tremendously popular wizard fantasy books that had broken containment *looked* like nerd books, but were really jock books
I'm reminded of this far too often
I'm reminded of this far too often
February 10, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Long before other horribleness was revealed, I had a bad intuition that things were going to take a terrible turn when I realized that the tremendously popular wizard fantasy books that had broken containment *looked* like nerd books, but were really jock books
I'm reminded of this far too often
I'm reminded of this far too often
That was a great half time show and I didn't understand any of it. #superbowllx
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
That was a great half time show and I didn't understand any of it. #superbowllx
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I'm convinced that a sign of getting old is how I keep buying new and fancy potato chip flavours, getting 1/3rd of the way through the bag and realizing I actually just want sour cream and onion.
February 6, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I'm convinced that a sign of getting old is how I keep buying new and fancy potato chip flavours, getting 1/3rd of the way through the bag and realizing I actually just want sour cream and onion.
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Muffins are cupcakes on a rebranding tour.
February 4, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Muffins are cupcakes on a rebranding tour.
These are the physical books I own that I read in January. February goal is to read more books I own and NOT use the library as much. Unless it's for Book Club.
February 1, 2026 at 5:55 PM
These are the physical books I own that I read in January. February goal is to read more books I own and NOT use the library as much. Unless it's for Book Club.
16/19 count towards my family reading challenge. The other 3 were started last year and therefore don't. @thestorygraph.com
February 1, 2026 at 5:57 AM
16/19 count towards my family reading challenge. The other 3 were started last year and therefore don't. @thestorygraph.com
When your friend's birthday is 5-year, you eat 5 cakes and play DnD. #oopsallrogues
January 31, 2026 at 7:22 PM
When your friend's birthday is 5-year, you eat 5 cakes and play DnD. #oopsallrogues
What is parenting if not staying awake 'til 1am to wash grape jelly off a stuffed rabbit.
January 31, 2026 at 6:17 AM
What is parenting if not staying awake 'til 1am to wash grape jelly off a stuffed rabbit.
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Jagoffs out here stealing other people’s cleared parking spots and disrespecting parking chairs like they aren’t about to experience generational curses. Foolishness.
January 30, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Jagoffs out here stealing other people’s cleared parking spots and disrespecting parking chairs like they aren’t about to experience generational curses. Foolishness.
My ancient school building is literally leaking, but please tell me, Representative Johnson, why we can't start building a new one. @chrismurphyct.bsky.social @blumenthal.senate.gov @nedlamont.com
January 29, 2026 at 3:41 PM
My ancient school building is literally leaking, but please tell me, Representative Johnson, why we can't start building a new one. @chrismurphyct.bsky.social @blumenthal.senate.gov @nedlamont.com
Always feel a little smug that I am down to this single social media platform.
January 27, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Always feel a little smug that I am down to this single social media platform.
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I hate when people cuss in front of my cat. She literally just said “bitch please 🙄” in meow and I KNOW she didn’t learn that from me.
January 25, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I hate when people cuss in front of my cat. She literally just said “bitch please 🙄” in meow and I KNOW she didn’t learn that from me.
@chrismurphyct.bsky.social Where are we at on this?
So.
To date, I have seen ONE Dem Rep in Congress call for ICE to be abolished. Ilhan Omar.
Not defunded. Not trained and restrained.
ABOLISHED.
Are there any others? If so, post them and let's get a count on the number of Dems in Congress.
To date, I have seen ONE Dem Rep in Congress call for ICE to be abolished. Ilhan Omar.
Not defunded. Not trained and restrained.
ABOLISHED.
Are there any others? If so, post them and let's get a count on the number of Dems in Congress.
January 26, 2026 at 10:36 AM
@chrismurphyct.bsky.social Where are we at on this?
Okay, two times shoveling and snowblowing is enough. I don't wanna. #winterstormbenjamin
January 25, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Okay, two times shoveling and snowblowing is enough. I don't wanna. #winterstormbenjamin
Super behind on #campaign4 but the whole story now is finding 3 gnome sisters, yes? @criticalrole.bsky.social episode5
January 25, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Super behind on #campaign4 but the whole story now is finding 3 gnome sisters, yes? @criticalrole.bsky.social episode5
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Tips for those facing power outages with the winter storm:
If you are in the path of this weekend's winter storm, & you are predicted to face power outages, turn your heat up in advance. All of the surfaces of your interior will absorb that energy. When the power fails, that energy will radiate back into the room buying you as much as 8 extra hours of warm.
January 24, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Tips for those facing power outages with the winter storm:
My child has officially outgrown their booster seat.
January 22, 2026 at 10:47 PM
My child has officially outgrown their booster seat.
Some of these 1950's songs are scandalous!
January 18, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Some of these 1950's songs are scandalous!