Urs
@ursh.bsky.social
🇪🇺 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 The world is my country. Pro Europe.
Scouser, Atheist, Gardener, reader of books,
Evertonian 💙 Dog lover. 🐶
Never know what day it is. Never voted Tory
Scouser, Atheist, Gardener, reader of books,
Evertonian 💙 Dog lover. 🐶
Never know what day it is. Never voted Tory
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Urs
@ursh.bsky.social
· Nov 26
Ah, this is great! My summary is hilarious. Note to self: shut up about the bloody dog…..oh, bugger!
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*Trump kidnapped Maduro because he plagiarised the US president's dance moves* would be a crazy and unbelievable story in any other age but our own.
www.rawstory.com/trump-267484...
www.rawstory.com/trump-267484...
‘One dance too many’: Insiders say Maduro’s ‘public dancing’ was final straw for Trump
President Donald Trump authorized the unprecedented attack on Venezuela and kidnapping of President Nicholas Maduro Friday night after having escalated military threats against the South American nati...
www.rawstory.com
January 5, 2026 at 10:34 AM
*Trump kidnapped Maduro because he plagiarised the US president's dance moves* would be a crazy and unbelievable story in any other age but our own.
www.rawstory.com/trump-267484...
www.rawstory.com/trump-267484...
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First Venezuela, next Greenland?
You don't suck up to bullies like Trump, he will just see it as a sign of weakness.
Keir Starmer needs to get on the phone to our European allies including the Danish PM, and show a united front against Trump's threats.
You don't suck up to bullies like Trump, he will just see it as a sign of weakness.
Keir Starmer needs to get on the phone to our European allies including the Danish PM, and show a united front against Trump's threats.
January 4, 2026 at 3:12 PM
First Venezuela, next Greenland?
You don't suck up to bullies like Trump, he will just see it as a sign of weakness.
Keir Starmer needs to get on the phone to our European allies including the Danish PM, and show a united front against Trump's threats.
You don't suck up to bullies like Trump, he will just see it as a sign of weakness.
Keir Starmer needs to get on the phone to our European allies including the Danish PM, and show a united front against Trump's threats.
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A view other aspects of Liverpool from top of Anglican Cathedral @martintravis.bsky.social @yoliverpool.bsky.social @daveyph.bsky.social
January 3, 2026 at 3:45 PM
A view other aspects of Liverpool from top of Anglican Cathedral @martintravis.bsky.social @yoliverpool.bsky.social @daveyph.bsky.social
My Camellia is flowering.
This is not a euphemism. 😬
This is not a euphemism. 😬
January 1, 2026 at 11:32 AM
My Camellia is flowering.
This is not a euphemism. 😬
This is not a euphemism. 😬
Going to wish you all a very happy and healthy 2026 now because in 40 minutes I’m going to be out doing the conga around the road 🤥😁
All the very best you lovely lot 😘
All the very best you lovely lot 😘
an elderly woman in a blue jacket is saying `` happy new year '' .
ALT: an elderly woman in a blue jacket is saying `` happy new year '' .
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Going to wish you all a very happy and healthy 2026 now because in 40 minutes I’m going to be out doing the conga around the road 🤥😁
All the very best you lovely lot 😘
All the very best you lovely lot 😘
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Some alternative questions:
1. Should I add butter to this food?
2. Would melted cheese on top improve this food?
3. Should I add a bit more butter to this food?
4. What's on telly?
1. Should I add butter to this food?
2. Would melted cheese on top improve this food?
3. Should I add a bit more butter to this food?
4. What's on telly?
December 30, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Some alternative questions:
1. Should I add butter to this food?
2. Would melted cheese on top improve this food?
3. Should I add a bit more butter to this food?
4. What's on telly?
1. Should I add butter to this food?
2. Would melted cheese on top improve this food?
3. Should I add a bit more butter to this food?
4. What's on telly?
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Isn't it fantastic to be a sovereign nation once again, able to make our own rules and not bend to the demands of foreign politicians?
December 30, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Isn't it fantastic to be a sovereign nation once again, able to make our own rules and not bend to the demands of foreign politicians?
When Oscar has peanut butter 😆🤭
Sound on unless you have misophonia, in which case look away now.
Sound on unless you have misophonia, in which case look away now.
December 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
When Oscar has peanut butter 😆🤭
Sound on unless you have misophonia, in which case look away now.
Sound on unless you have misophonia, in which case look away now.
I’m thinking of opening up my home to someone next Christmas.
Someone I can pay to look after the dog while I fuck off to Barbados 🇧🇧
Not doing this shit again.
Someone I can pay to look after the dog while I fuck off to Barbados 🇧🇧
Not doing this shit again.
December 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I’m thinking of opening up my home to someone next Christmas.
Someone I can pay to look after the dog while I fuck off to Barbados 🇧🇧
Not doing this shit again.
Someone I can pay to look after the dog while I fuck off to Barbados 🇧🇧
Not doing this shit again.
I wish I had a decibel counter. Jesus Christ. Note dog lying right next to his bed but not in it. Ever.
Sound up.
Sound up.
December 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I wish I had a decibel counter. Jesus Christ. Note dog lying right next to his bed but not in it. Ever.
Sound up.
Sound up.
The lightweights I’m surrounded by, honestly!
Daughter, SiL and Grandaughter went home at 7:45, son took his kids to bed at 8:15 and never reappeared, OH said - I’m done at 9 and my daughter in law went to bed at 9:20!
Just me then
Daughter, SiL and Grandaughter went home at 7:45, son took his kids to bed at 8:15 and never reappeared, OH said - I’m done at 9 and my daughter in law went to bed at 9:20!
Just me then
December 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The lightweights I’m surrounded by, honestly!
Daughter, SiL and Grandaughter went home at 7:45, son took his kids to bed at 8:15 and never reappeared, OH said - I’m done at 9 and my daughter in law went to bed at 9:20!
Just me then
Daughter, SiL and Grandaughter went home at 7:45, son took his kids to bed at 8:15 and never reappeared, OH said - I’m done at 9 and my daughter in law went to bed at 9:20!
Just me then
Happy Christmas to all my lovely BlueSky friends. Thanks for all the laughs this year you are a fantastic bunch of people. Love from me and Oscar. Peace out x
December 25, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Happy Christmas to all my lovely BlueSky friends. Thanks for all the laughs this year you are a fantastic bunch of people. Love from me and Oscar. Peace out x
Anyone else find Butchers aggressive, patronising c*nts?
Is it cutting up flesh all day that does it?
Trying to spend money locally but honestly they can all fuck off now.
Happy Christmas 🤶🏽 🤣
Is it cutting up flesh all day that does it?
Trying to spend money locally but honestly they can all fuck off now.
Happy Christmas 🤶🏽 🤣
December 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Anyone else find Butchers aggressive, patronising c*nts?
Is it cutting up flesh all day that does it?
Trying to spend money locally but honestly they can all fuck off now.
Happy Christmas 🤶🏽 🤣
Is it cutting up flesh all day that does it?
Trying to spend money locally but honestly they can all fuck off now.
Happy Christmas 🤶🏽 🤣
Nigel Farage has a soft spot for Putin and this Christmas your difficult Reform-supporting relative needs to hear about it.
The story of Farage and Putin, told by British-Ukrainian soldier Shaun Pinner on a destroyed apartment block in Kyiv.
December 22, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Nigel Farage has a soft spot for Putin and this Christmas your difficult Reform-supporting relative needs to hear about it.
Local farm had a hand made sign saying ‘Donkeys and Hot Chocolate’
I can’t resist either.
I can’t resist either.
December 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Local farm had a hand made sign saying ‘Donkeys and Hot Chocolate’
I can’t resist either.
I can’t resist either.
Granddaughter ( she who was very nearly Mary in the Nativity 🙄)
Woke up like this:
1/3
Woke up like this:
1/3
December 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Granddaughter ( she who was very nearly Mary in the Nativity 🙄)
Woke up like this:
1/3
Woke up like this:
1/3
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Mersey rainbow. Goodnight Liverpool. #liverpool #merseyside #rivermersey #mersey #rainbow @angiesliverpool.bsky.social @daveyph.bsky.social @yoliverpool.bsky.social @stratusimagery.bsky.social
December 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Mersey rainbow. Goodnight Liverpool. #liverpool #merseyside #rivermersey #mersey #rainbow @angiesliverpool.bsky.social @daveyph.bsky.social @yoliverpool.bsky.social @stratusimagery.bsky.social
This. RIP Rob Reiner.
'What made Reiner especially distinctive was that he never seemed embarrassed by sincerity. In an industry that often rewards irony over earnestness, he remained committed to humanism. He believed in people, in connection, in the idea that stories can make us kinder as well as wiser.'
Remembering Rob Reiner
Remembering Rob Reiner feels like remembering several lifetimes at once. It feels like remembering laughter that echoed
www.peliplat.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:03 PM
This. RIP Rob Reiner.
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There is a growing risk that Russia could attack the UK, and the nation's "sons and daughters" need to be ready to fight, the head of Britian's armed forces has said
news.sky.com/story/uks-so...
news.sky.com/story/uks-so...
UK's 'sons and daughters' need to be ready to fight, amid growing Russian threat, says head of armed forces
In an extraordinarily blunt intervention, Air Chief Marshal Sir Richard Knighton warned that Russia's military strength is increasing and is something to fear, with Russian troops now battle-hardened ...
news.sky.com
December 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
There is a growing risk that Russia could attack the UK, and the nation's "sons and daughters" need to be ready to fight, the head of Britian's armed forces has said
news.sky.com/story/uks-so...
news.sky.com/story/uks-so...
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Oh look ... another Reform Limited Company talking utter rubbish in order to reinforce his credentials as a moron. Presumably Bradley knows what is acceptable as currency in "crack dens" and "brothels" from his personal experience?
Ben Bradley the latest Reform recruit said that free school meals vouchers would be spent at crack dens and brothels.
extra.ie/2020/10/24/n...
extra.ie/2020/10/24/n...
British MP faces backlash for 'crack den' and 'brothel' comments on free school meals - Extra.ie
British MP Ben Bradley has faced overwhelming backlash for his offensive comments on the issue of providing free school meals to disadvantaged children.
extra.ie
December 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Oh look ... another Reform Limited Company talking utter rubbish in order to reinforce his credentials as a moron. Presumably Bradley knows what is acceptable as currency in "crack dens" and "brothels" from his personal experience?
The naughty Elf has got drunk, stolen a mince pie and is now playing snow angels in some self raising flour.
Thank fuck this wasn’t a thing in the 90’s!
#OneNightOnly
Thank fuck this wasn’t a thing in the 90’s!
#OneNightOnly
December 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The naughty Elf has got drunk, stolen a mince pie and is now playing snow angels in some self raising flour.
Thank fuck this wasn’t a thing in the 90’s!
#OneNightOnly
Thank fuck this wasn’t a thing in the 90’s!
#OneNightOnly
Watching Wham on BBC2, turned it off quick when I realised I’m still in
#Whamageddon anyone else?
@teedixie.bsky.social @georginam2.bsky.social you still in?
#Whamageddon anyone else?
@teedixie.bsky.social @georginam2.bsky.social you still in?
December 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Watching Wham on BBC2, turned it off quick when I realised I’m still in
#Whamageddon anyone else?
@teedixie.bsky.social @georginam2.bsky.social you still in?
#Whamageddon anyone else?
@teedixie.bsky.social @georginam2.bsky.social you still in?
Got 2 tickets for my Grandaughter’s nativity (like gold dust) she had the role of Mary and she’s been singing every song for weeks.
She got stage fright, refused to go on stage, refused to take off the costume so stand in Mary could wear it 🤣 and howled. My daughter was not amused. Hilarious.
She got stage fright, refused to go on stage, refused to take off the costume so stand in Mary could wear it 🤣 and howled. My daughter was not amused. Hilarious.
December 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Got 2 tickets for my Grandaughter’s nativity (like gold dust) she had the role of Mary and she’s been singing every song for weeks.
She got stage fright, refused to go on stage, refused to take off the costume so stand in Mary could wear it 🤣 and howled. My daughter was not amused. Hilarious.
She got stage fright, refused to go on stage, refused to take off the costume so stand in Mary could wear it 🤣 and howled. My daughter was not amused. Hilarious.