B. Whyte, MD ☃️
@urbanedoc4kids.bsky.social
The Jim Kelly of Pediatrics (no, the other one). Achievement is the goal. Big 🦬 Energy. Responds reciprocally.
These are my own, personal skeets, not those of my employer.
#Landover
These are my own, personal skeets, not those of my employer.
#Landover
Pinned
Hey, New Folks and welcome!
I know the recent… happenings brought you here, but i promise it’s not always like this.
I prefer to focus on pediatric wellness, music, and how good I look.
I know the recent… happenings brought you here, but i promise it’s not always like this.
I prefer to focus on pediatric wellness, music, and how good I look.
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UPDATE: Another Chicago-area church has put up an immigration-themed Nativity scene.
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
December 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
UPDATE: Another Chicago-area church has put up an immigration-themed Nativity scene.
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
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Movie you’ve seen more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney animation or Pixar
December 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Movie you’ve seen more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney animation or Pixar
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney animation or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney animation or Pixar.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney animated or Pixar.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney animated or Pixar
December 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney animated or Pixar
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney animated or Pixar
December 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney animated or Pixar
I hate it every time. Every. Time.
it's still always just so strange and odd to see people discuss covid like it was a shared memory from 20 years ago, and not a very recent, still-ongoing pandemic that many people are still trying to fight daily. it's just such a bizarre cultural framing. idk why i'm still surprised but i always am.
December 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I hate it every time. Every. Time.
Dude, SAME!!
I hate it so much.
I hate it so much.
quentin tarantino has made some of my favorite movies, and he is also a terrible person.
December 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Dude, SAME!!
I hate it so much.
I hate it so much.
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So, to all the "RFK's got some good ideas" folks (Rachael Bedard, Leana Wen) and Jay Bhattacharya is "an excellent choice for NIH" (Steven Macedo, Frances Lee) and Vinay Prasad "will bring a breath of fresh air to FDA" (Adam Cifu, John Mandrola) groupies--you own this now too.
I think the *speed* at which RFK Jr and his Great Barrington Declaration/anti-vaxx/Brownstone wrecking crew have been dismantling the US public health system has been really astonishing
Well, Senators Bill Cassidy and Thom Tillis, you wanted RFK Jr. to “go wild” at HHS.
Congratulations. You’ve achieved your goal. He is well on his way to completely destroying the US vaccine program.
Congratulations. You’ve achieved your goal. He is well on his way to completely destroying the US vaccine program.
December 7, 2025 at 11:15 AM
So, to all the "RFK's got some good ideas" folks (Rachael Bedard, Leana Wen) and Jay Bhattacharya is "an excellent choice for NIH" (Steven Macedo, Frances Lee) and Vinay Prasad "will bring a breath of fresh air to FDA" (Adam Cifu, John Mandrola) groupies--you own this now too.
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What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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It would cost $30 billion to end homelessness in the USA.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 6, 2025 at 7:03 AM
It would cost $30 billion to end homelessness in the USA.
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I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
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My doctor is getting stronger. I’m up to six apples a day and he just keeps inching closer
February 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
My doctor is getting stronger. I’m up to six apples a day and he just keeps inching closer
Ok, so that last article is important for the important part about vaccines and survival, but the other part is just fun!
As has been evident for several years, Mommy’s Big Boy™️ gets ZERO play from the ladies. It’s so funny that that fact shines through everything he does.
As has been evident for several years, Mommy’s Big Boy™️ gets ZERO play from the ladies. It’s so funny that that fact shines through everything he does.
a cartoon character sitting in a chair with the words bone dry written on the bottom
Alt: Stewie Griffin sitting in a chair with the words “bone dry”
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Ok, so that last article is important for the important part about vaccines and survival, but the other part is just fun!
As has been evident for several years, Mommy’s Big Boy™️ gets ZERO play from the ladies. It’s so funny that that fact shines through everything he does.
As has been evident for several years, Mommy’s Big Boy™️ gets ZERO play from the ladies. It’s so funny that that fact shines through everything he does.
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Kids dying of COVID shots? Vinay Prasad stepping out?
Both supported by online claims 🤷🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Both supported by online claims 🤷🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
What does manipulating VAERS data have in common with allegations of extramarital tail-chasing?
The quality of evidence that 10 kids died from COVID vaccines with VAERS data or that CBER Steve Urkel is trolling for side pieces on the apps is equivalent.
rasmussenretorts.substack.com/p/do-unvacci...
The quality of evidence that 10 kids died from COVID vaccines with VAERS data or that CBER Steve Urkel is trolling for side pieces on the apps is equivalent.
rasmussenretorts.substack.com/p/do-unvacci...
November 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Kids dying of COVID shots? Vinay Prasad stepping out?
Both supported by online claims 🤷🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Both supported by online claims 🤷🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
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I have more to say but I’m terrible about jamming it all into 60 seconds.
December 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I have more to say but I’m terrible about jamming it all into 60 seconds.
*airhorn*
B-r-r-r-r-app!!!
B-r-r-r-r-app!!!
IT’S SORREL SEASON
Desus And Mero Jamaica GIF
ALT: Desus And Mero Jamaica GIF
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
*airhorn*
B-r-r-r-r-app!!!
B-r-r-r-r-app!!!
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Reading the opening of Leonard Zeskind's 2009 book Blood and Politics in the midst of Trump 2.0 is quite a gut punch. In 2000 he warned of a rising tide of violent white nationalism & Christian nationalism on the American right...few people took those warning seriously. And now here we are.
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Reading the opening of Leonard Zeskind's 2009 book Blood and Politics in the midst of Trump 2.0 is quite a gut punch. In 2000 he warned of a rising tide of violent white nationalism & Christian nationalism on the American right...few people took those warning seriously. And now here we are.
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It was bad at FDA 5 months ago, it has now become a total disaster. 90% of senior staff gone.
December 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
It was bad at FDA 5 months ago, it has now become a total disaster. 90% of senior staff gone.
Sunkist, easy
You're a kid again and you've got a quarter. What are ya pickin'?
December 6, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Sunkist, easy
