Dallas Swoager
@untenablewhale.bsky.social
Compulsive web comic creator. You may know me from... actually no, you probably don't.
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The cybertruck has changed the fabric of reality. I just walked out of a rest stop bathroom, laughing uncontrollably at a stainless steel trash can.
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The cybertruck has changed the fabric of reality. I just walked out of a rest stop bathroom, laughing uncontrollably at a stainless steel trash can.
We are truly in the golden age of snake oil sales.
More Americans are turning to peptides for muscle building, skin rejuvenation, and to live longer, even though the substances aren’t FDA approved. Doctors warn that none have undergone adequate clinical trials and the supposed benefits are unproven.
Americans are injecting themselves with unproven peptides sold by influencers and RFK Jr. allies
More Americans are turning to peptides for muscle building, skin rejuvenation, and to try and live longer even though the substances aren’t FDA approved.
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November 14, 2025 at 11:39 AM
We are truly in the golden age of snake oil sales.
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sure sex is great but have you ever supported your artist friends during the holidays by buying their lovely work?
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
sure sex is great but have you ever supported your artist friends during the holidays by buying their lovely work?
How do you handle encountering a millenial who has the motion smoothing enabled on their TV?
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
How do you handle encountering a millenial who has the motion smoothing enabled on their TV?
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It's Transgender Awareness Week. We acknowledge the Transgender, Intersex & Non-Binary individuals of our community.
Every person who comes out or lives their true selves in today's climate of scapegoating hate has more courage than many will ever know.
You are welcome & you are loved. 🖖🏻💚
Every person who comes out or lives their true selves in today's climate of scapegoating hate has more courage than many will ever know.
You are welcome & you are loved. 🖖🏻💚
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
It's Transgender Awareness Week. We acknowledge the Transgender, Intersex & Non-Binary individuals of our community.
Every person who comes out or lives their true selves in today's climate of scapegoating hate has more courage than many will ever know.
You are welcome & you are loved. 🖖🏻💚
Every person who comes out or lives their true selves in today's climate of scapegoating hate has more courage than many will ever know.
You are welcome & you are loved. 🖖🏻💚
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Gm, the President of the United States is a pedophile
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Gm, the President of the United States is a pedophile
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"This could take down Democrats, too."
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
"This could take down Democrats, too."
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
I solved the daily Clues by Sam (Nov 12th 2025) in less than 13 minutes
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who are criminals and who are innocent!
cluesbysam.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I solved the daily Clues by Sam (Nov 12th 2025) in less than 13 minutes
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Buy a big grab bag of cord management doodads, they are endlessly useful.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Buy a big grab bag of cord management doodads, they are endlessly useful.
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All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
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This whole Epstein stuff should also be an albatross for Biden for not going after it aggressively
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This whole Epstein stuff should also be an albatross for Biden for not going after it aggressively
I have not once heard a conservative family member or acquaintance, people who never shut up about sex trafficking or pedophilia, bring up the topic of Trump being a pedophile and his best bud being a child sex trafficker.
These people believe in NOTHING.
These people believe in NOTHING.
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I have not once heard a conservative family member or acquaintance, people who never shut up about sex trafficking or pedophilia, bring up the topic of Trump being a pedophile and his best bud being a child sex trafficker.
These people believe in NOTHING.
These people believe in NOTHING.
One year, my timing will be right and I will actually catch it when my neighbor's magnolia tree loses all of its leaves simultaneously.
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
One year, my timing will be right and I will actually catch it when my neighbor's magnolia tree loses all of its leaves simultaneously.
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There is no place for political violence.
November 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM
There is no place for political violence.
I need a rating for a movie that you disliked in such a way that you really want to listen to people talk about why they hated it.
November 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I need a rating for a movie that you disliked in such a way that you really want to listen to people talk about why they hated it.
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64. Rakesfall by Vajra Chandrasekera
Fourth read through this one and still fantastic.
Fourth read through this one and still fantastic.
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 PM
64. Rakesfall by Vajra Chandrasekera
Fourth read through this one and still fantastic.
Fourth read through this one and still fantastic.
I solved the daily Clues by Sam (Nov 10th 2025) in less than 7 minutes
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This one just flowed. Nice.
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This one just flowed. Nice.
Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who are criminals and who are innocent!
cluesbysam.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I solved the daily Clues by Sam (Nov 10th 2025) in less than 7 minutes
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This is why I always take one week out of the year to drive on the wrong side of the highway. I can't just not use my car insurance. That's silly.
Having health insurance and not using it isn't fraud. It's the expected behavior from a percentage of policy holders. That's how insurance works.
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
This is why I always take one week out of the year to drive on the wrong side of the highway. I can't just not use my car insurance. That's silly.
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And I've been doing politics for long enough to know clearly that the entire Senate Democratic caucus agreed to this decision to fold. Open your eyes. The 8 who "broke" did so with the complete blessing of Schumer and their colleagues. You don't have to play along because this is not a game. The end
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
And I've been doing politics for long enough to know clearly that the entire Senate Democratic caucus agreed to this decision to fold. Open your eyes. The 8 who "broke" did so with the complete blessing of Schumer and their colleagues. You don't have to play along because this is not a game. The end
The fact that it took clicking on the tending tab to see people defending Chuck Schumer is a great indicator of how well I've been curating my own feed.
November 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The fact that it took clicking on the tending tab to see people defending Chuck Schumer is a great indicator of how well I've been curating my own feed.
There are some who might be terribly concerned about placing blame on as few heads as possible. They shouldn't bother. It is all of you.
Democrats in office need to know: all of us with very few exceptions want all of you with very few exception to lose your god damn jobs because you refuse to do them.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
There are some who might be terribly concerned about placing blame on as few heads as possible. They shouldn't bother. It is all of you.
There is no place for political violence.
November 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM
There is no place for political violence.
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“We are at a moment right now where people are asking themselves why can’t the Democratic Party defend this assault on democracy . . . and I would submit to you that if you can’t draw the line at genocide, you probably can’t draw the line at democracy.”
-Ta-Nehisi Coates
-Ta-Nehisi Coates
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 PM
“We are at a moment right now where people are asking themselves why can’t the Democratic Party defend this assault on democracy . . . and I would submit to you that if you can’t draw the line at genocide, you probably can’t draw the line at democracy.”
-Ta-Nehisi Coates
-Ta-Nehisi Coates
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Caving for nothing means that Democrats are the ones responsible for the shutdown because they could have taken this shit deal weeks ago.
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Caving for nothing means that Democrats are the ones responsible for the shutdown because they could have taken this shit deal weeks ago.
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and also how it never doesn't happen. almost like they're in on the outcome
Truly amazing that any time the democrats have to bite the bullet and do something that ruins countless lives, there's always *just* enough votes to get it done, but if there is a vote on something that would actually improve people's lives, they are always one vote short. Crazy how that happens.
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
and also how it never doesn't happen. almost like they're in on the outcome