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Unprescribed Journeys
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A podcast of guided meditations and escapist journeys by someone who really doesn't have his act together. It's a comedy, if that wasn't clear.
Coming soon, I hope! A Christmas Special.
December 17, 2025 at 12:39 PM
(Sighs. Stares into the middle distance.) Sometimes I just think what we really need is a Femininominon.
November 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Good news! I have created a cosy autumnal episode just in time for Halloween. I wouldn't say it's *deeply* cursed, but a good friend did have to tell me to get over myself and just post it. It will be with your ears shortly.
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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You can't joke about anything anymore. Because you signed a multi figure contract with the Saudi government that said they wouldn't pay you if you did.
September 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Wait, you guys didn't get raptured? Oof. Yikes, even
September 24, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Whatever you think of current circumstances, please stop referring to the police as pigs. Pigs are intelligent, affectionate, social creatures and they don't deserve this
September 15, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Sending love to everyone in London today (except for the bigots, obviously). Look after each other.
September 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A frog in my garden? In this economy? #rewilding
September 12, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I'm troubled but unsurprised by the police arresting peaceful protesters in London. What baffles me is citizens saying "They're just doing their jobs", "They didn't write the laws", etc. I am BEGGING you to read a single book about 20th Century Europe. We have buildings full of them! Embarrassing.
September 8, 2025 at 10:20 AM
UK people, if you're like me, you may have forgotten that everyone's phone alarms are about to go off, so I hope this post may save at least one person from jumping out of their skin.

Can't save you from anything else, of course. It's still a dystopian nightmare here, best of luck xx
September 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Excited to be stopping by the London Podcast Festival later. Anonymously and just as a spectator, obviously, but excited all the same.
September 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The man at the recycling centre was whistling Saria's Song today. Reminder: Don't propose to men at the recycling centre. They're at work
September 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Bake Off is back, and I keep having to remind myself that I only joined social media to share my daft little comedy and not to get distracted by every little NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT'S WAY TOO HOT FOR CRÈME PÂTISSIÈRE, YOU'RE GOING TO END UP WITH SCRAMBLED EGGS
September 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
World-building "notes to self" that would be terrifying if found on my desk in isolation, 1 of many:

-Make sure you have consistent rules for occupying a body
September 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Outer space! Cocktails! An overqualified actor friend making background alien noises! A new genre of infuriating alien bar music! This episode has it all.
The Space Bar
Podcast Episode · Unprescribed Journeys · 17/08/2025 · 1h
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August 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
For those of you who are dying for a follow-up from the Gardening 101 episode: I did, in fact, grow cucamelons this year. They are fun to grow, look like tiny watermelons, and taste like cucumbers. Every bite a disappointment. 💚
August 7, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Nearly finished! Guest music and voices that may surprise you. A nice thing going badly, which may, at this point, be unsurprising. But HOW will it go badly? Who will be to blame? These are the questions.
August 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
You heard it here eventually. Next episode title: The Space Bar.
July 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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look you can't be protesting at Pride, it makes the sponsors nervous, and it's their day
At Pride in London security came on stage to stop someone from waving a Palestine flag during Chaka Khan's performance on the main stage.
July 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Completely unrelated to the show (unless you count the rewilding episode) but I saw this absolutely stunning dragonfly on my walk today. I THINK it's a southern hawker in the rarer blue form? Could be completely wrong. Bad naturalist.
June 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Did you know that people give up on fiction podcasts because of the way a word is pronounced?

Well, in the recent Gallery episode, we made sure to use three different pronunciations of Van Gogh so that everyone has the chance to be irritated. We at Unprescribed are ❤️ equal opportunity annoyers. ❤️
June 19, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Your guide is feeling a touch vulnerable today, so I'd like to ask you all to be extra nice to him. Maybe take a little trip with him to an art gallery?
The Gallery
Podcast Episode · Unprescribed Journeys · 18/06/2025 · 48m
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June 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
You can kiss a hundred boys in bars, but please just pace yourself; I can't imagine the chafing
June 13, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I know it looks like Target went beige this year out of cowardice but it's actually because my bee stole all of the colours. What do we think? Louder?
June 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Sorry, love, you'll have to come help. Men don't do childcare on their own anymore. Yeah, I liked feminism too but the GERMs decided that was less important than bullying a minority, so.
So much clarity.

(Membury Services.)
June 7, 2025 at 11:21 AM