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Jacob Ford
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Winner of the 2010 Wawa Hoagiefest™ Sweepstakes. Follow me at www.geistlist.email
@pizzaatmcds.bsky.social are you aware of McDonalds’s recent questiom/threat on The Thing App? x.com/mcdonalds/st...
McDonald's on X: "bring back ________ before 11.19.26" / X
bring back ________ before 11.19.26
x.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
@fortninety.bsky.social you get free Perv-O-Vision/Nude Block glasses of you see Fuck My Son
October 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
@pizzaatmcds.bsky.social Will you consider the name “Kidalia Onion” for your upcoming human child?
September 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Also, it's time again to share the pics I took at the WTC's Path platform around 3AM, right before 9/11; there were closed-circuit TVs that showed train activity for commuters, but since there was none late at night, someone "in the booth" would play footage from a chicken coop on one of the sets
September 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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“Left-Handed Space Rat Smasher”
#art #artist #wallobject #sculpture #scifiart
March 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
twitch.tv/wondervillenyc see you in the chat
April 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Wait, has it been two months already? Yes, it is yet another final Monday of an even numbered month, aka OPEN VCR NIGHT is TONIGHT!

Not pictured: both my "emergency tapes" & @unitof.com's; as usual, it's either online or in person…

www.wonderville.nyc/events/open-...
April 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I miss my knockoff Walkman getting stuck in a scratch loop, this iPod just faintly clicks
I miss being able to feel the hard drive in my iPod.
March 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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if you're a californian in line to register your personal idiosyncratic gripe with gavin newsom they have to let you register your personal idiosyncratic gripe with gavin newsom
March 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Live in North Dakota? My sister is the director of alumni for this tiny lovely PA college if she gets a $5 donation from ND today she'll have every state and it will make her day. (Emails are actually not that aggro but I would use the Gmail + or . trick, sorry Bekah.) www.juniata.edu/dayofgiving
www.juniata.edu
March 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Always deleting this app
February 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Very weird blogs today! Should probably check on these guys!
February 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
X.gov when
X.gov
February 20, 2025 at 5:36 AM
News to me
February 2, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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TONIGHT! Broadcasting from @wonderville.nyc it's FORT90 TV!

Again it's a new year & thus far it's still a shit show, hence why I'm presenting visions for a hopeful tomorrow, which includes letting go of yesterday; stream starts at 8:00PM EST…

www.wonderville.nyc/events/fort9...
January 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Hello welcome to Reddit will you be using the mobile app today?
January 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Watch the world burn bright like a diamond
December 27, 2024 at 1:58 PM
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myth: most people who achieve any kind of notability or fame have been grinding away in obscurity for years

reality: anyone i become aware of has just then been birthed into existence at that moment by virtue of my becoming aware of them
December 27, 2024 at 12:17 AM
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I’m having a conversation with my mom about something I want for Christmas and a week later Santa gives it to me.

When will we pass privacy regulations
December 25, 2024 at 2:48 PM
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When you watch news/reality/doco and they disguise a car's license plate, which do you prefer?

- Simple blur (distracting?)
- Realistically remove it (weird?)
- Realistically replace it with a fictitious plate (would that distract in the sense that you worry they didn't hide it?)
October 31, 2024 at 7:37 PM
The election where white people shut up and listened
December 5, 2024 at 5:39 AM
I am heartbroken and sickened to hear of @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social’s passing over a senseless act of violence regarding the count of olives in his UnitedAirlines in-flight salad plate.
December 4, 2024 at 7:41 PM