"The atmosphere is just air. Air doesn't have mass or weight, that's why it floats."
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 AM
"The atmosphere is just air. Air doesn't have mass or weight, that's why it floats."
The enemy of my anemone is my frenanemone.
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The enemy of my anemone is my frenanemone.
"Y'all" is just Southern for "Fuckers."
November 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"Y'all" is just Southern for "Fuckers."
Chuck Schumer is a disgrace to New York and to all people who consider themselves New Yorkers. That's on top of being a disgrace to his political party and to all americans.
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Chuck Schumer is a disgrace to New York and to all people who consider themselves New Yorkers. That's on top of being a disgrace to his political party and to all americans.
Reposted by Jason the Epithet
food stamps are gone come november 1, if the shutdown doesn't end. if you see people stealing food, no tf you didn't.
October 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
food stamps are gone come november 1, if the shutdown doesn't end. if you see people stealing food, no tf you didn't.
So, Netanyahu says he's after a "final solution."
Where have I heard that before? Seems familiar somehow...
Where have I heard that before? Seems familiar somehow...
September 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
So, Netanyahu says he's after a "final solution."
Where have I heard that before? Seems familiar somehow...
Where have I heard that before? Seems familiar somehow...
Fuck Jerry Seinfeld.
I say that having never liked him in the first place.
I say that having never liked him in the first place.
September 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Fuck Jerry Seinfeld.
I say that having never liked him in the first place.
I say that having never liked him in the first place.
"THAT could be a quick trip to '9-0-2-1-UH oh!'"
September 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
"THAT could be a quick trip to '9-0-2-1-UH oh!'"
Just like my grandma never made.
August 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Just like my grandma never made.
"A broken asshole is still right twice a day."
July 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
"A broken asshole is still right twice a day."
New "No Turn On Red" signs are appearing around my area.
Generally, I support this.
However, some are in places where right turns aren't permitted at all.
Generally, I support this.
However, some are in places where right turns aren't permitted at all.
July 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
New "No Turn On Red" signs are appearing around my area.
Generally, I support this.
However, some are in places where right turns aren't permitted at all.
Generally, I support this.
However, some are in places where right turns aren't permitted at all.
Those who can, do.
Those who can't, get an MBA.
Those who can't, get an MBA.
July 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Those who can, do.
Those who can't, get an MBA.
Those who can't, get an MBA.
Two words:
Luxating paella
Luxating paella
June 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Two words:
Luxating paella
Luxating paella
Reposted by Jason the Epithet
It’s the Consumer Financial Protections Bureau’s duty to protect that Consumer Financially Protected Booty
June 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It’s the Consumer Financial Protections Bureau’s duty to protect that Consumer Financially Protected Booty
Reposted by Jason the Epithet
Reading a philosophy book section on informal fallacies, and the writer says insults are not per se ad hominem attacks, because "ad hominem" is when the insult is used to attack validity.
So,
"you have tiny balls" = OK
"your views on set theory are wrong because you have tiny balls" = ad hominem
So,
"you have tiny balls" = OK
"your views on set theory are wrong because you have tiny balls" = ad hominem
May 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Reading a philosophy book section on informal fallacies, and the writer says insults are not per se ad hominem attacks, because "ad hominem" is when the insult is used to attack validity.
So,
"you have tiny balls" = OK
"your views on set theory are wrong because you have tiny balls" = ad hominem
So,
"you have tiny balls" = OK
"your views on set theory are wrong because you have tiny balls" = ad hominem
When marketing email includes your first name in the subject line - I can't be the only one who gets irrationally angry when I get those messages.
May 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
When marketing email includes your first name in the subject line - I can't be the only one who gets irrationally angry when I get those messages.
Never drive a car when you're dead.
May 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Never drive a car when you're dead.
Reposted by Jason the Epithet
Reposted by Jason the Epithet
Single hot moms in your area are literally erupting into flames when exposed to high-oxygen environments
May 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Single hot moms in your area are literally erupting into flames when exposed to high-oxygen environments
Irish cheddar grilled cheese.
Crispy on the outside, soft and chewy with just a bit of crunch on the inside.
Crispy on the outside, soft and chewy with just a bit of crunch on the inside.
April 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Irish cheddar grilled cheese.
Crispy on the outside, soft and chewy with just a bit of crunch on the inside.
Crispy on the outside, soft and chewy with just a bit of crunch on the inside.
Work gave me a M2 MacBook Air.
This does not feel like a computer built for work. It feels like a cheap toy, in spite of the all metal housing.
The OS does not feel like it's made for business. It's soft and childlike. A walled garden filled with toys.
It shouts, "Look at me, I'm a computer!"
This does not feel like a computer built for work. It feels like a cheap toy, in spite of the all metal housing.
The OS does not feel like it's made for business. It's soft and childlike. A walled garden filled with toys.
It shouts, "Look at me, I'm a computer!"
April 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Work gave me a M2 MacBook Air.
This does not feel like a computer built for work. It feels like a cheap toy, in spite of the all metal housing.
The OS does not feel like it's made for business. It's soft and childlike. A walled garden filled with toys.
It shouts, "Look at me, I'm a computer!"
This does not feel like a computer built for work. It feels like a cheap toy, in spite of the all metal housing.
The OS does not feel like it's made for business. It's soft and childlike. A walled garden filled with toys.
It shouts, "Look at me, I'm a computer!"
Reposted by Jason the Epithet
Neil Gaiman is scum and everything Neil Gaiman says is scum and everything Neil Gaiman does is scum and Neil Gaiman should drown in scum and Neil Gaiman's corpse should rot into scum.
April 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Neil Gaiman is scum and everything Neil Gaiman says is scum and everything Neil Gaiman does is scum and Neil Gaiman should drown in scum and Neil Gaiman's corpse should rot into scum.
Intergalactic
Gargleblaster
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Intergalactic
Gargleblaster
Gargleblaster
Intergalactic
April 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Gargleblaster
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An oldie but a goodie.
April 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
An oldie but a goodie.
So I guess "assassinating opposing attorneys" is a thing happening on American soil now.
March 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
So I guess "assassinating opposing attorneys" is a thing happening on American soil now.