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Jason the Epithet
@uniquesobriquet.bsky.social
I'm me, I think?
Are you sure?
December 12, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Who?
December 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
You *can* talk to it, though, if you want.
December 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
What? I didn't think you were into butt stuff.

Wait I mean
December 10, 2025 at 6:14 AM
(the guy is to his right)
December 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Lies.

Your garage doesn't have *a* 3D printer.
December 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
"Hey ChatGPT, how many rocks should a baby eat per meal?"
December 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It was fine while you were licking at it, but it threw everyone when you suddenly took a big bite.
December 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
That's because it is bad in every way. It took good UX I made it only bad in every way.
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
"Let us live to make men $49.95 +S/H"
December 9, 2025 at 5:45 AM
It's not that you ask it. It's HOW you ask it. By holding a human skull with lines of the earth drawn on it, and asking people to point to the spot.
December 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
It's only a pot belly if it comes from the marijuana region of France. Otherwise, it's just sparkling obesity.
December 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I've frozen cooked beans many times.
December 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I just figured you'd be someone who likes long flannels. They're cozy.

Wait did you make this sexual?
December 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Yeah but will you dress as my grandma while doing it?
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I'm not cool enough for one of those. I only use mainstream twisters.
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
He drove a Chevrolet Cavalier
December 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Sorry, did you say something? I was looking at your user icon.
December 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
How is babber yagger form
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Do we have to throw them in jail?

Could we, like, drop them in a big pit and fill that big pit with concrete?
December 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM