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Jason the Epithet
@uniquesobriquet.bsky.social
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I'm me, I think?
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August 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Sign me up for that shit, my cat Tommy would love a new friend
Photo: A black cat wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a harness, and is turning his head to face the camera in three-quarters view. The cat is sitting on a brown chair and the floor in the background has beige tile.
August 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Just like my grandma never made.
Photo: A big pot of simmering ragù.
August 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Is this normal?
Photo: Dick Clark, smiling, three-quarters view from his left side.
July 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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June 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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June 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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June 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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June 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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June 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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How can I sleep with scenes like this in LA
Image: the words "ominous floating text" arranged to look as if they are ominous, as well as floating.
June 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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June 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Times are tough, have an enterprise.
Illustration: A handshake superimposed over a map of the United States; paper money appears in the top-right corner, and a bald eagle is in the bottom-left corner.
May 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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May 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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May 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Screenshot: a conversation in texts, with the contact name "Paige" at top; the sender says, "Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough"; the recipient, Paige, replies with a photo of herself holding a potted cactus, and she's staring at the cactus with a look of curiosity, wonder, and vapidness on her face; the original sender replies, in all capital letters, "Paige no."
May 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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May 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Lola loves yogurt.
Photo: a large, long haired tortoiseshell cat licking yogurt out of a yogurt container.
April 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Irish cheddar grilled cheese.

Crispy on the outside, soft and chewy with just a bit of crunch on the inside.
Photo: a plated, golden-brown grilled cheese sandwich.
April 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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April 17, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Photo: Green peppers.
April 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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April 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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An oldie but a goodie.
Photo: A young woman wearing a yellow T-shirt; the shirt features the cartoon cat Garfield, as well as a Garfield comic logo that has been modified to read "Neon Genesis Evangelion."
April 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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April 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Illustration: A fanfic "ship" that includes Sonic the Hedgehog kissing a blond anime woman who I don't recognize.
March 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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March 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM