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im like if your white uncle was a black queer & i never follow back ❤︎
lmao
November 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
holy shit warped tour is still a thing?
November 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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When he kept gushing over the Big Beautiful Bill, I honestly thought it was about the budget.
November 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
SOFT LAUNCHES A NEWBORN BABY AHAHAHAHHAJDKDLWNFJFJD
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
nothing bingeing all 18 seasons of sunny from the beginning cant fix
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
there used to be so many websites... :')
November 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
u really have to be careful watching shit on dropout before u regain faith in humanity of smth
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
every additional celebrity i see hawking betting apps makes me sadder than the last
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
smiling friends is really hit or miss for me but this joel haver bit.. lawdd..
'this is what you care about?'
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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i think peter thiel should have his fortune stripped on the way to prison and everyone who worked at gawker in 2014-16 should get $100 million
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
everyday i logon to the interweb and someone is arguing w a take i have trouble believing is real
November 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
i want .. no, need. to see frankenstein in theatres to support guillermo and The Cinema but omfg why are the times so assssssssssssssssssssssss
November 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I FORGOT AARON PAUL DISPATCH NVM SKIPPING THE DEMO GOING RIGHT TO GAME
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
is traffic bad or did u just get an uber for two hot dogs
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
the awesome thing abt this job market is ai isnt even taking jobs. theres nobody and nothing working at all!!!!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i think we as black people should be empowered to go find justice thomas and get rid of him
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Whoa they invented a word for when you’re a weird loser nobody wants to work with?
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 AM
its crazy how argumentative being online makes you
November 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Until the end of the government shutdown, our campaign will be donating $2,500 a month to a food pantry in the Ninth District.

And to my fellow candidates, I challenge you to do the same:
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.

This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Starbucks baristas have done everything right — organized, bargained, and stood together.

But the CEO still refuses to offer a fair contract or end union busting.

If baristas go on ULP strike, our response is simply DON’T BUY STARBUCKS.

#NoContractNoCoffee
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Cool. What would you call the other wing then? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
November 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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I’ll pee myself out…
November 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
she is so bizarre ... and undeniably iconic
Jennifer Lawrence says she has a secret TikTok account where she rage-baits people

"I get in fights on TikTok ... One girl was like: ‘How old are you? Get a life'"

(via Rotten Tomatoes)
November 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM