uncle knicknack
@uncleknicknack.bsky.social
never let a computer tell me shit
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February 1, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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sickening recollection i called the david bowie album "scary monsters and nice sprites" to a client sometime this week
January 30, 2026 at 6:13 PM
sickening recollection i called the david bowie album "scary monsters and nice sprites" to a client sometime this week
self image so bad theyre calling it dysfiveia
January 30, 2026 at 4:45 PM
self image so bad theyre calling it dysfiveia
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'Another Rainy Night In London' by Steve Scott
stevescott.com.au
stevescott.com.au
January 30, 2026 at 4:13 PM
'Another Rainy Night In London' by Steve Scott
stevescott.com.au
stevescott.com.au
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Please, whoever you are, kill the Scamp before it causes any more trouble.
January 30, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Please, whoever you are, kill the Scamp before it causes any more trouble.
prize for me bc my boss said he wants me to do a little video for the shop insta and i said "im a little camera-shy" when i was thinking "i should fucking kms"
January 29, 2026 at 6:23 PM
prize for me bc my boss said he wants me to do a little video for the shop insta and i said "im a little camera-shy" when i was thinking "i should fucking kms"
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January 26, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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EGG HEAD - “Skibadee, skibadanger! I am the rearranger!”
January 29, 2026 at 3:48 PM
EGG HEAD - “Skibadee, skibadanger! I am the rearranger!”
one of my first fortresses i built a fucking huge tavern and let a whole mess of non-dwarf entertainers move in, at no point did i consider that i had to clothe them separately so eventually they were all fuckin naked
January 29, 2026 at 2:10 PM
one of my first fortresses i built a fucking huge tavern and let a whole mess of non-dwarf entertainers move in, at no point did i consider that i had to clothe them separately so eventually they were all fuckin naked
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Cat that Reads — Wincenty Sleńdziński, 1860
January 28, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Cat that Reads — Wincenty Sleńdziński, 1860
there's an ad on the tube for some crypto trading app like "When Crypto / Then [App]" and i feel like im having a stroke every time i see it
January 28, 2026 at 1:34 PM
there's an ad on the tube for some crypto trading app like "When Crypto / Then [App]" and i feel like im having a stroke every time i see it
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Coming up to the last week to get in on this sticker! He's 3x4.5" on a real good vinyl, you actually wouldn't be able to kill him.
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Thanks to all who have shared or signed up, you've helped make this not scary and very fun for me.
ko-fi.com/repoghost/ti...
Thanks to all who have shared or signed up, you've helped make this not scary and very fun for me.
January 22, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Coming up to the last week to get in on this sticker! He's 3x4.5" on a real good vinyl, you actually wouldn't be able to kill him.
ko-fi.com/repoghost/ti...
Thanks to all who have shared or signed up, you've helped make this not scary and very fun for me.
ko-fi.com/repoghost/ti...
Thanks to all who have shared or signed up, you've helped make this not scary and very fun for me.
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There’s something about you 🎶
That’s fucked up and gay 🎶
That’s fucked up and gay 🎶
January 27, 2026 at 4:21 PM
There’s something about you 🎶
That’s fucked up and gay 🎶
That’s fucked up and gay 🎶
i dont think i have the height for orc transition but i am thinking of stretching my septum piercing, thats gotta be worth something
January 27, 2026 at 3:24 PM
i dont think i have the height for orc transition but i am thinking of stretching my septum piercing, thats gotta be worth something
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Transmasc paths of transition
September 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Transmasc paths of transition
very rude of customers to keep coming in wanting eg beard trims when i am trying to do embroidery r/n
January 26, 2026 at 4:39 PM
very rude of customers to keep coming in wanting eg beard trims when i am trying to do embroidery r/n
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Resisting the might-makes-right order, in solidarity with the peoples of Palestine, Venezuela, Cuba and Greenland.
Boycott, divest from, or exclude from contracts these complicit US companies.
Boycott, divest from, or exclude from contracts these complicit US companies.
January 26, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Resisting the might-makes-right order, in solidarity with the peoples of Palestine, Venezuela, Cuba and Greenland.
Boycott, divest from, or exclude from contracts these complicit US companies.
Boycott, divest from, or exclude from contracts these complicit US companies.
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i'm ordering doordash from places called Frumpy's Tacos and i'm getting them with extra Slut Sauce and i'm tipping 0%
January 25, 2026 at 6:41 PM
i'm ordering doordash from places called Frumpy's Tacos and i'm getting them with extra Slut Sauce and i'm tipping 0%
cant believe my housemate is mad at me just because i asked him when the narwhal bacons?? im trying to communicate in your own language bro???
January 25, 2026 at 7:02 PM
cant believe my housemate is mad at me just because i asked him when the narwhal bacons?? im trying to communicate in your own language bro???
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the alt text field is where you imagine what guybrush threepwood might say if he examined your image
September 5, 2024 at 8:56 PM
the alt text field is where you imagine what guybrush threepwood might say if he examined your image
going to the chemist and asking for their strongest sph
January 25, 2026 at 3:30 PM
going to the chemist and asking for their strongest sph
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the return of mr breakfast
January 24, 2026 at 4:15 PM
the return of mr breakfast