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Screenshot from the Guardian, reads: Good morning. Many of you will have woken up on Wednesday to the remarkable spectacle of Wes Streeting, the health secretary, having to defend himself on various breakfast programmes, over whether he was plotting a leadership challenge to the prime minister. My favourite was his jaunty and topical Traitors reference on BBC Breakfast, in response to questions over his alleged plotting. “I’m a faithful,” he deadpanned. “In fact, what you’ve seen from a silly No 10 source overnight is probably the worst attack on a faithful since Joe Marler was banished in The Traitors final.” A cartoon (i forget the artist and their signature is fucking inscrutable sorry) depicting a man reading a bedtime story to a boy. The man says: Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water The boy says, very naturally, "To fetch a crummy pail of water? They should have been fetching pokemon creatures!!!"
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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here are some of my favourite jpegs
Doug Bradley as Pinhead, backstage in a dressing gown and full makeup, smoking a cigarette. Elsa Lanchester as the Bride of the monster, fixing her makeup Boris Karloff as the monster, in full makeup and leaning on a backboard bc he cant sit in costume. He is smoking a cigarette and drinking tea from fine china
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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shout out to this oldy woldy pub for having a george michael portrait
Vaguely Andy Warhol type print of George Michael on a rustic brick wall
September 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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what if my fursona also had the shitty skullet/chelsea thing i have irl
Drawing of a pink anthro cat in paint marker on black card, in kind of a loose cartoony style. He is slouching and smoking a cigarette. He has a chelsea fringe that frames his face, and a mullet in the back.
September 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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if the only two rpgs you played were disco elysium and dragonfall you'd be forgiven for thinking "repurposing an old statue to make an ironic political statement" was a staple of the genre
A screenshot from Shadowrun: Dragonfall. The player character stands in front of a statue on a tall plinth. Text reads: Kuenzel: Isn't it obvious? The Siegesaeulle, a monument to the hubris of the Prussian state, gets blown to bits. So someone takes a lot of bits and builds a monument to the hubris of anarchy.
August 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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@gaycannibalism.bsky.social saw this screenshot and thought of u
A Tumblr post by user "swallowyourgods"; text reads: what freak at my barnes & noble made a cannibalism section by the cookbooks The first photo shows a display of cannibalism themed books, mostly fiction: selection includes Silence of the Lambs, The Road and Tender is the Flesh. The second shows that the display is indeed directly in front of the cooking section.
July 28, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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named this guy sid james bc he's eating carri-on
bigass seagull on a pebble beach pecking at a fish corpse
June 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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without downloading new pics describe your gender
A screenshot of fight club of brad pitt shirtless and smoking a cig surrounded by dudes variously looking at him or down on the floor at the dude he just beat the shit out of. also there are anime sparklies and a hello kitty sticker and the text "the first rule of fight club is to have fun and be yourself :)"
June 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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@westernstyle.live false amos in the gamer bar toilet
graffiti of a catlike demon thing on a wall, text reads "come to hell and have fun"
June 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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its over for me as soon as someone irl correctly surmises my Classique Gothique Eyeliner is not based on siouxsie sioux but
Rob Mcelehenny as The Nightman in IASIP. he has black eyeshadow in a really huge cat-eye shape and novelty cat contact lenses in
May 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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i am cursed with the knowledge but i choose to believe they are referencing this pbf comic
Perry Bible Fellowship comic Panel 1: Two people in yellow t-shirts walk past each other; one wears a shirt which reads "PRO SKUB", the other, "ANTI SKUB" Panel 2: Pro Skub guy punches Anti Skub guy Panel 3: several others appear from out of frame to break up the fight. Panel 4: A nondescript tub of goo, labeled SKUB
April 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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i am sensitive enough to stop and appreciate some crocuses but not sensitive enough to use a word other than "fuckloads" to describe them
it truly is a fuckload of little purple crocuses (i think) growing in a park beneath a tree
February 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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A screenshot of Francis York Morgan from Deadly Premonition, pointing smugly
February 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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cannot believe the anti goth sentiment in the sticker sheet my flatmate gave me
A sticker depicting a cute cartoon panda with big sparkly eyes. Text reads "Get rid of those dark circles!”
February 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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draw your fit in five minutes

i love to layer except for when i fucking dont
scribbly gel pen drawing of an anthro cat wearing an infinity scarf and big black furry vest over a t-shirt that is ALSO over a long sleeve. Also his trainers look like some shit shadow the hedgehog would wear if he was gay. He is frowning and thinking "I got too much shit on me"
January 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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the cat on this beer is making the exact same expression i did upon noticing there was a cat on this beer
A can of alcohol free thai beer called Mai Mao with a scribbly little drawing of a ginger cat smiling impishly with its fingers tented
January 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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found a fursona-affirming necklace in a charity shop lads
A small beaded necklace with a big ol' pendant of a skeletal fish on it
December 27, 2024 at 2:41 PM
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cat shaped rust damage
A photo of a white-painted pillar on a train station platform; there is a spot where the paint has rusted off, vaguely in the shape of a cartoon cat head
December 27, 2024 at 9:02 AM
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the abominable dr phibes is a christmas film (contains sprouts)
A boomer phone pic of a tv, upon which is The Abominable Dr Phibes, played by Vincent Price. In the middle ground a woman in a gold dress hands him a tray of what appear to be sprouts; in the foreground is a big boiling pot of them.
December 21, 2024 at 4:06 PM
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mysterious sighting from a little walk i went on
A pale blue hand print from emulsion or something, on the little bit of wall between a firedoor and a shutter
December 13, 2024 at 2:05 PM
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bout to refill the spooky meter muchly
Photo of a big-ass black and gold Tome. Text reads: Paul Koudonaris The Empire of Death A Cultural History of Ossuaries and Charnel Houses In the middle of the cover is a photo of the remains of St Pancriatus; a human skeleton adorned in silver and gold armour, replete with a gold sunburst halo mounted on the back of the helmet. Not normally a big fan of Catholicism but I'll give them this one it is sick as all hell
December 4, 2024 at 9:46 AM
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gotta exchange them for smaller ones oops but look at these fuckin type o negative scissors
my gay little hand holding a pair of black coated haircutting scissors, with a neon green tensioning screw and finger guards. Text on the blade reads "Haito Kuro Offset 7in"
December 3, 2024 at 7:55 PM
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here is an example of a time i have done that. i cant find who drew the original thing i am referencing sorry
Scratchy mechanical pencil drawing of an anthro cat with big square glasses stomping along confidently in combat boots. Text reads (in all caps): I am off to some trouble in my great big boots I can go anywhere in these I will not ever cease They really are excellent boots
November 30, 2024 at 8:21 AM
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it is a skeleton posing dramatically beneath like a million words bc you are saying a million words nobody asked for
November 27, 2024 at 3:53 AM
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you're so fucking right mate
A review on Archive Dot Org. Text reads: Reviewer: devilbat (5 star rating) July 31st 2014 Subject: dracula 1931 bela lugosi the man him self!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 25, 2024 at 2:43 PM