Uncle Jayhawk
@unclejayhawk.bsky.social
He/Him/Jayhawk
⦿ Video gaming, football, art enjoyer.
⦿ Thinks the president just might be bad.
⦿ Video gaming, football, art enjoyer.
⦿ Thinks the president just might be bad.
Haha now the game is fun
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Haha now the game is fun
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I decided to make a meatball sub out of the Trader Joe's Garlic Gondola which might be a crime
February 9, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I decided to make a meatball sub out of the Trader Joe's Garlic Gondola which might be a crime
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Oh you can't show Leon S Kennedy shooting a zombie man with a gun in a Nintendo Direct, but Yoshi eating a turtle man and forcefully ejecting him out via egg in a major motion picture is OK, I see I see, the power of film, thank you
February 6, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Oh you can't show Leon S Kennedy shooting a zombie man with a gun in a Nintendo Direct, but Yoshi eating a turtle man and forcefully ejecting him out via egg in a major motion picture is OK, I see I see, the power of film, thank you
RIP to Sonny Jurgenson, probably showed up to every game hungover, never started a playoff game, but still made the hall of fame on passing yards, touchdowns, and vibes. Gunslinger mentality.
February 6, 2026 at 7:39 PM
RIP to Sonny Jurgenson, probably showed up to every game hungover, never started a playoff game, but still made the hall of fame on passing yards, touchdowns, and vibes. Gunslinger mentality.
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Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
If there's ever a Mario Maker 3, it needs a feature where only users in Japan and South Korea are allowed to flag your level as a piece of shit.
February 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
If there's ever a Mario Maker 3, it needs a feature where only users in Japan and South Korea are allowed to flag your level as a piece of shit.
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Taking off your clothes so your debate opponent's eyes pop out and they howl like a cartoon wolf is known as an ad homina homina hominem
February 6, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Taking off your clothes so your debate opponent's eyes pop out and they howl like a cartoon wolf is known as an ad homina homina hominem
Someone should ummm.....yeah.
February 6, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Someone should ummm.....yeah.
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Perfect combo here.
February 6, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Perfect combo here.
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I'm just a girl, standing in front of a Guy Finnacum,
I had a teacher named Guy Finnacum.
February 5, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a Guy Finnacum,
Finished the main story of Death Stranding 2 today. Kojima cooked once again.
February 6, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Finished the main story of Death Stranding 2 today. Kojima cooked once again.
Me, age 19: Popeyes is fuel
Me, age 27: Popeyes is a sometimes treat
Me, age 35: Popeyes is an event that requires planning, hydration, and a signed waiver of your consent to accept your fate
Doctor: (through tears) You can’t keep doing this
Me, age 27: Popeyes is a sometimes treat
Me, age 35: Popeyes is an event that requires planning, hydration, and a signed waiver of your consent to accept your fate
Doctor: (through tears) You can’t keep doing this
February 6, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Me, age 19: Popeyes is fuel
Me, age 27: Popeyes is a sometimes treat
Me, age 35: Popeyes is an event that requires planning, hydration, and a signed waiver of your consent to accept your fate
Doctor: (through tears) You can’t keep doing this
Me, age 27: Popeyes is a sometimes treat
Me, age 35: Popeyes is an event that requires planning, hydration, and a signed waiver of your consent to accept your fate
Doctor: (through tears) You can’t keep doing this
Since we live in the golden age of sickos where an app can just suspend dril, I am willing to accept the mantle of "interim dril"
I just wish something could happen, like Dick Cheney dying again so I could really harness my full power.
I just wish something could happen, like Dick Cheney dying again so I could really harness my full power.
February 4, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Since we live in the golden age of sickos where an app can just suspend dril, I am willing to accept the mantle of "interim dril"
I just wish something could happen, like Dick Cheney dying again so I could really harness my full power.
I just wish something could happen, like Dick Cheney dying again so I could really harness my full power.
Telling me my estimate is $0 but then calling me weeks later charging me $165 Is a uniquely American experience.
February 4, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Telling me my estimate is $0 but then calling me weeks later charging me $165 Is a uniquely American experience.
The year is 2029, as President I pick Danielle from American Pickers as Sec of State. She meets with the Chinese delegation wearing coveralls. She pushes a pile of antique rusted signs toward them and lights a cigarette. Both nations agree to import vintage gas pumps. World peace is sexy once again.
February 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
The year is 2029, as President I pick Danielle from American Pickers as Sec of State. She meets with the Chinese delegation wearing coveralls. She pushes a pile of antique rusted signs toward them and lights a cigarette. Both nations agree to import vintage gas pumps. World peace is sexy once again.
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Jeffrey Epstein: "I have met some very bad people. None as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body."
February 3, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Jeffrey Epstein: "I have met some very bad people. None as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body."
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"I bought it before he went crazy!"
You bought your Tesla before the end of apartheid?
You bought your Tesla before the end of apartheid?
February 3, 2026 at 4:12 PM
"I bought it before he went crazy!"
You bought your Tesla before the end of apartheid?
You bought your Tesla before the end of apartheid?
The thing about being entirely self diagnosed with ADHD are the tangents we form along the way.
February 3, 2026 at 4:12 PM
The thing about being entirely self diagnosed with ADHD are the tangents we form along the way.
People need to stop posting and just do the thaaang. It's the 1.01 pick, the ultimate desire, the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, the contents of Marcellus Wallace's briefcase.
February 3, 2026 at 12:47 AM
People need to stop posting and just do the thaaang. It's the 1.01 pick, the ultimate desire, the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, the contents of Marcellus Wallace's briefcase.
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Also, someone should do a certain cool thaaang, it's pretty embarrassing that it didn't happen a few years ago, know what I'm sayin?
February 1, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Also, someone should do a certain cool thaaang, it's pretty embarrassing that it didn't happen a few years ago, know what I'm sayin?
Dayyyyy-o, day-ay-ay-o
a woman with red hair is standing in front of a blue wall with the words daylight come & me wanna go home
ALT: a woman with red hair is standing in front of a blue wall with the words daylight come & me wanna go home
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January 31, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Dayyyyy-o, day-ay-ay-o
Played Mario Maker 2 for a borderline shameful amount of time today.
When I'm not designing levels I like to beat random people's levels and send them drawing comments.
When I'm not designing levels I like to beat random people's levels and send them drawing comments.
January 31, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Played Mario Maker 2 for a borderline shameful amount of time today.
When I'm not designing levels I like to beat random people's levels and send them drawing comments.
When I'm not designing levels I like to beat random people's levels and send them drawing comments.