UncannyKyle
@uncannykyle.bsky.social
Data wrangler and dad by day, werewolf by night. I shook hands with the other guy in N'Sync once!
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UncannyKyle
@uncannykyle.bsky.social
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #3,228,539!
People will freak out about other humans existing in the Metroid universe more than the galaxy’s deadliest bounty hunter using a gun primarily to punch for two whole games.
Finding out Metroid Prime 4 has a bumbling, comic relief sidekick that looks like this. It has maybe never been more over.
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
People will freak out about other humans existing in the Metroid universe more than the galaxy’s deadliest bounty hunter using a gun primarily to punch for two whole games.
Maybe a hot take but "Prom Night" by Anamaguchi counts as city pop
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Maybe a hot take but "Prom Night" by Anamaguchi counts as city pop
I found a SNES Classic for cheap on Facebook, immediately extracted the games and put them into Retroarch on my iPad so I can get those Retro Achievements.
I also legally own Super Metroid for the first time after renting it like seven times as a teen.
I also legally own Super Metroid for the first time after renting it like seven times as a teen.
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I found a SNES Classic for cheap on Facebook, immediately extracted the games and put them into Retroarch on my iPad so I can get those Retro Achievements.
I also legally own Super Metroid for the first time after renting it like seven times as a teen.
I also legally own Super Metroid for the first time after renting it like seven times as a teen.
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In this clip, Dr. Diane Kaufman explains why we need to put our phones down and reconnect with real humans. Social media can amplify bullying and hate while starving us of real connection.
Watch the full talk here: youtu.be/l4bAfk73uJs
In this clip, Dr. Diane Kaufman explains why we need to put our phones down and reconnect with real humans. Social media can amplify bullying and hate while starving us of real connection.
Watch the full talk here: youtu.be/l4bAfk73uJs
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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In this clip, Dr. Diane Kaufman explains why we need to put our phones down and reconnect with real humans. Social media can amplify bullying and hate while starving us of real connection.
Watch the full talk here: youtu.be/l4bAfk73uJs
In this clip, Dr. Diane Kaufman explains why we need to put our phones down and reconnect with real humans. Social media can amplify bullying and hate while starving us of real connection.
Watch the full talk here: youtu.be/l4bAfk73uJs
These 8 are doing this because they think it's good strategy. The old DNC guard always thinks the key to winning is to point out how bad the other guy is, so that we'll be mad come election time. They think they're letting the GOP hang themselves with their own rope.
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
These 8 are doing this because they think it's good strategy. The old DNC guard always thinks the key to winning is to point out how bad the other guy is, so that we'll be mad come election time. They think they're letting the GOP hang themselves with their own rope.
The most annoying thing about John Fetterman is we all supported him because his opponent was Mehmet Oz. But he votes exactly how Oz would’ve, and Oz has even more power because he’s in the fucking White House.
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 AM
The most annoying thing about John Fetterman is we all supported him because his opponent was Mehmet Oz. But he votes exactly how Oz would’ve, and Oz has even more power because he’s in the fucking White House.
I lived in South Dakota my entire life. I wouldn’t trust John Thune to hold an ice cream cone.
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I lived in South Dakota my entire life. I wouldn’t trust John Thune to hold an ice cream cone.
Sweeping victories in the courts, the ballot box, and a historically unpopular president being booed in public AS WE SPEAK, and somehow three senators lose their spines.
They should lose their jobs next.
They should lose their jobs next.
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Sweeping victories in the courts, the ballot box, and a historically unpopular president being booed in public AS WE SPEAK, and somehow three senators lose their spines.
They should lose their jobs next.
They should lose their jobs next.
Apparently the Kelvin Universe in Star Trek is fully dead to Paramount, and I’m tempted to write a pedantic essay on what it means when you reboot a franchise and go back to the well before it. I should at least watch Star Trek Beyond.
November 9, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Apparently the Kelvin Universe in Star Trek is fully dead to Paramount, and I’m tempted to write a pedantic essay on what it means when you reboot a franchise and go back to the well before it. I should at least watch Star Trek Beyond.
I read through Volume 4 of “The Wicked and Divine” by @kierongillen.bsky.social and @mckelvie.bsky.social, then went back and started rereading from the beginning. This is clearly a series meticulously planned and not meant to be binged in a week.
November 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I read through Volume 4 of “The Wicked and Divine” by @kierongillen.bsky.social and @mckelvie.bsky.social, then went back and started rereading from the beginning. This is clearly a series meticulously planned and not meant to be binged in a week.
I never actually owned Super Metroid, I rented it over and over until I could beat it in like three hours. I would return it to the video rental/spray tan place, and rent it the next day immediately after school.
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I never actually owned Super Metroid, I rented it over and over until I could beat it in like three hours. I would return it to the video rental/spray tan place, and rent it the next day immediately after school.
Please god, I hope the message the DNC takes away from this is “actual progressive messages and candidates win” and not just “we can get elected just by being anti-Trump.” People want actual change and politicians that work for them, not just opposition.
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Please god, I hope the message the DNC takes away from this is “actual progressive messages and candidates win” and not just “we can get elected just by being anti-Trump.” People want actual change and politicians that work for them, not just opposition.
The best argument I have against shunning your MAGA friends and family or getting some kind of schadenfreude from viral posts of people regretting their vote is that we've been doing it for nearly ten years now, and in that time Trump was allowed to run three times and win twice.
November 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The best argument I have against shunning your MAGA friends and family or getting some kind of schadenfreude from viral posts of people regretting their vote is that we've been doing it for nearly ten years now, and in that time Trump was allowed to run three times and win twice.
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In the BIBLE GAME for the Game Boy Advance (yes, that exists), when you begin the game, the protags strip away the devil's clothes and change into an easy-access skirt.
November 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
In the BIBLE GAME for the Game Boy Advance (yes, that exists), when you begin the game, the protags strip away the devil's clothes and change into an easy-access skirt.
Now that we have Silver Surfer, Mephisto, and Death all in the MCU, let’s get a D+ special that’s Shala lost in space, Death telling her to give up and Mephisto trying to get her soul to bring her home. We know those three actors would be amazing.
a poster for the fantastic 4 first steps shows a statue of a woman
Alt: a poster for the fantastic 4 first steps shows a statue of a woman
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November 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Now that we have Silver Surfer, Mephisto, and Death all in the MCU, let’s get a D+ special that’s Shala lost in space, Death telling her to give up and Mephisto trying to get her soul to bring her home. We know those three actors would be amazing.
It’s easy to fall into “have the day you voted for,” but if you know a Trump voter having a hard time with SNAP being cut off, help out if you can. Don’t bring up the orange man. Making everything political is what got us here. Remind them we’re all in this together.
November 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
It’s easy to fall into “have the day you voted for,” but if you know a Trump voter having a hard time with SNAP being cut off, help out if you can. Don’t bring up the orange man. Making everything political is what got us here. Remind them we’re all in this together.
Here’s my pitch for a What If…? episode:
Deadpool, undeterred by Happy Hogan’s rejection, goes back in time, throws Peter Parker in a dumpster, then tells Tony Stark “it’s me, the guy with powers in a red suit and big eyes.”
What if Deadpool joined the Avengers instead of Spider-Man?
Deadpool, undeterred by Happy Hogan’s rejection, goes back in time, throws Peter Parker in a dumpster, then tells Tony Stark “it’s me, the guy with powers in a red suit and big eyes.”
What if Deadpool joined the Avengers instead of Spider-Man?
November 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Here’s my pitch for a What If…? episode:
Deadpool, undeterred by Happy Hogan’s rejection, goes back in time, throws Peter Parker in a dumpster, then tells Tony Stark “it’s me, the guy with powers in a red suit and big eyes.”
What if Deadpool joined the Avengers instead of Spider-Man?
Deadpool, undeterred by Happy Hogan’s rejection, goes back in time, throws Peter Parker in a dumpster, then tells Tony Stark “it’s me, the guy with powers in a red suit and big eyes.”
What if Deadpool joined the Avengers instead of Spider-Man?
After finally seeing “Sinners,” I’d love a sequel based on Lee “Scratch” Perry’s assertion that Chris Blackwell, founder of the record label that signed Bob Marley and others, “is a vampire!” Sure he didn’t mean it literally, but what if…
November 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
After finally seeing “Sinners,” I’d love a sequel based on Lee “Scratch” Perry’s assertion that Chris Blackwell, founder of the record label that signed Bob Marley and others, “is a vampire!” Sure he didn’t mean it literally, but what if…
Quick trip for iPad artists; with Canva making Affinity free on desktop with a new version for iOS coming next year, pricing for those apps has been set to $0. I used up my Affinity Designer trial last year, and it hit me up for No Dollars to keep using it. Get some free art apps.
October 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Quick trip for iPad artists; with Canva making Affinity free on desktop with a new version for iOS coming next year, pricing for those apps has been set to $0. I used up my Affinity Designer trial last year, and it hit me up for No Dollars to keep using it. Get some free art apps.
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Make no mistake, we are working towards a MASS SHUT DOWN!! Start your preparations now.
#GeneralStrike #50501Movement #NoKings #PeoplesMovement #Strike #Boycott #Labor
#GeneralStrike #50501Movement #NoKings #PeoplesMovement #Strike #Boycott #Labor
October 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Make no mistake, we are working towards a MASS SHUT DOWN!! Start your preparations now.
#GeneralStrike #50501Movement #NoKings #PeoplesMovement #Strike #Boycott #Labor
#GeneralStrike #50501Movement #NoKings #PeoplesMovement #Strike #Boycott #Labor
People say an Oxford comma is a sign of using Al to do your writing, but I've always used it for two reasons; I'm pretentious, and because Kurt Vonnegut didn't like them and I like the idea of annoying the author of "Slaughterhouse Five" beyond the grave.
October 30, 2025 at 5:12 AM
People say an Oxford comma is a sign of using Al to do your writing, but I've always used it for two reasons; I'm pretentious, and because Kurt Vonnegut didn't like them and I like the idea of annoying the author of "Slaughterhouse Five" beyond the grave.
Whenever a Legend of Zelda game lets me rename him, I change Link to Lonk.
October 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Whenever a Legend of Zelda game lets me rename him, I change Link to Lonk.
Please god Tylenol DO NOT SETTLE. My kid literally had a 103° fever over the weekend, us parents in red states can’t afford to have Attorney Generals suddenly trying to pull stuff off shelves if you cave.
BREAKING: Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton sues Tylenol makers for alleged links to autism. @rosaflores.bsky.social has the latest.
October 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Please god Tylenol DO NOT SETTLE. My kid literally had a 103° fever over the weekend, us parents in red states can’t afford to have Attorney Generals suddenly trying to pull stuff off shelves if you cave.
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October 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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