Paul
@unacceptapaul.bsky.social
Yet another migrant from the Other Place. Hi.
Profile picture © my youngest child, who can draw far better than me
Profile picture © my youngest child, who can draw far better than me
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Gandalf's "a wizard is never late, nor is he early" and Kesha's "Now, the party don't start 'til I walk in" are essentially the same sentiment
January 18, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Gandalf's "a wizard is never late, nor is he early" and Kesha's "Now, the party don't start 'til I walk in" are essentially the same sentiment
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Hat-tip to whoever made this version
January 19, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Hat-tip to whoever made this version
"...punch 'em right in the fuckin' ear'ole an' they swim off..."
January 19, 2026 at 2:59 PM
"...punch 'em right in the fuckin' ear'ole an' they swim off..."
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Another shark attack is it yeah?
January 19, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Another shark attack is it yeah?
"Please m'm, honestly, we can't fit any more air fryers in the kitchen, please don't buy another"
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
January 18, 2026 at 6:20 PM
"Please m'm, honestly, we can't fit any more air fryers in the kitchen, please don't buy another"
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Everybody was sure that Somebody would stop Trump invading Greenland. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have.
January 18, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Everybody was sure that Somebody would stop Trump invading Greenland. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have.
Remember, everyone: it's a bag of cans, not a bag of can'ts
January 17, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Remember, everyone: it's a bag of cans, not a bag of can'ts
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but some clearly do:
BlueSky is not an American echo chamber. There are non-American people on here and there are people like me who are Americans who have lived abroad for a long time.
BlueSky is not an American echo chamber. There are non-American people on here and there are people like me who are Americans who have lived abroad for a long time.
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but some clearly do:
BlueSky is not an American echo chamber. There are non-American people on here and there are people like me who are Americans who have lived abroad for a long time.
BlueSky is not an American echo chamber. There are non-American people on here and there are people like me who are Americans who have lived abroad for a long time.
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typical ai use case
January 15, 2026 at 1:10 PM
typical ai use case
It really is literally anything other than letting people see those files, isn't it. Christ alive
January 14, 2026 at 9:01 PM
It really is literally anything other than letting people see those files, isn't it. Christ alive
Post which includes things like this is GOOD post. Thank you, @ramblingidiot.bsky.social, it is perfect 🤩
January 10, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Post which includes things like this is GOOD post. Thank you, @ramblingidiot.bsky.social, it is perfect 🤩
Yeah, you don't say 🥶
January 9, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Yeah, you don't say 🥶
"But if you were idiot enough to purchase an Apple HomePod, don't bother, because it will not play any BBC content for ideological reasons. And it eavesdrops on everything you say."
(We got rid of ours. DAB radio will do just fine)
(We got rid of ours. DAB radio will do just fine)
Oh, shove your 'smart speaker' up your arse, Radio 3. "All without touching a button!" I DON'T MIND TOUCHING A BUTTON! I CAN COPE WITH TOUCHING A FUCKING BUTTON! Good morning.
January 9, 2026 at 8:08 AM
"But if you were idiot enough to purchase an Apple HomePod, don't bother, because it will not play any BBC content for ideological reasons. And it eavesdrops on everything you say."
(We got rid of ours. DAB radio will do just fine)
(We got rid of ours. DAB radio will do just fine)
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I get considerably more views and interaction of this site than most govt ministers combined on Twitter.
There is no space to fill. No one sees their content.
There is no space to fill. No one sees their content.
Government should stay on X despite the Grok scandal, Keir Starmer's former communications director has said
James Lyons, who worked at TikTok before serving in Downing St, told PolHome podcast The Rundown that quitting Elon Musk's platform would leave a "vacuum" for Labour's rivals to fill
James Lyons, who worked at TikTok before serving in Downing St, told PolHome podcast The Rundown that quitting Elon Musk's platform would leave a "vacuum" for Labour's rivals to fill
Government Shouldn’t Quit X Over Grok Scandal, Says Former No10 Comms Director
The government should not quit X as doing so would leave a 'vacuum' for its political rivals to fill, Keir Starmer's former communications director...
www.politicshome.com
January 8, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I get considerably more views and interaction of this site than most govt ministers combined on Twitter.
There is no space to fill. No one sees their content.
There is no space to fill. No one sees their content.
If the people who designed the release mechanism on the headlight bulb holders on the VW Up could make themselves known, I have a few points I would like to make when I've finished washing the blood off my knuckles 😖
January 8, 2026 at 8:38 PM
If the people who designed the release mechanism on the headlight bulb holders on the VW Up could make themselves known, I have a few points I would like to make when I've finished washing the blood off my knuckles 😖
Pretty much all of any of this could probably have been avoided if just occasionally there were consequences for bad choices and poor behaviour.
January 7, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Pretty much all of any of this could probably have been avoided if just occasionally there were consequences for bad choices and poor behaviour.
Je me levé un bel matin,
Matinata per la prata,
Encontré le ruiseñor,
Que cantaba so la rama, dindirindin.
Matinata per la prata,
Encontré le ruiseñor,
Que cantaba so la rama, dindirindin.
January 6, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Je me levé un bel matin,
Matinata per la prata,
Encontré le ruiseñor,
Que cantaba so la rama, dindirindin.
Matinata per la prata,
Encontré le ruiseñor,
Que cantaba so la rama, dindirindin.
Differences of opinion this morning between the cars as to how cold it got on the drive last night. Small VW reckoned it was -6.5°. Large Volvo estate thought it was only -5°, and that small VW should try coming from a country where they have proper winters.
January 6, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Differences of opinion this morning between the cars as to how cold it got on the drive last night. Small VW reckoned it was -6.5°. Large Volvo estate thought it was only -5°, and that small VW should try coming from a country where they have proper winters.
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January 5, 2026 at 4:37 PM
The multi-talented @gailmyerscough.co.uk has done a marvellous job remodelling and reshaping my website. Go and have a look for yourselves and repost, if you please - ta very much 👍 www.mathew-owen.co.uk
I dropped my phone into the toilet this morning so hopefully the day will now improve
January 5, 2026 at 9:55 AM
I dropped my phone into the toilet this morning so hopefully the day will now improve
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January 4, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
Happy New Year, you lot
January 1, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Happy New Year, you lot