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meep
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
how is it that no LA movie theatre makes good popcorn
November 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
fell down the stairs, new bedding won’t arrive until Monday, did a lot of work today so ya I need an edible STAT
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
meep
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Charli really is gonna get me to watch that movie just to listen to her soundtrack
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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tgif amiriiiight
November 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
tgif amiriiiight
November 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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SNAP funds will be paid in full, proving that the USDA was always capable of paying the full November benefit.

Remember that the Trump admin chose to let people go hungry.

They chose not to fund SNAP until a court forced their hand.

They chose cruelty and pain.
BREAKING: The USDA tells states funds will be made available later today to pay November SNAP benefits in full.
November 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
why isn’t the swarovski razr available for att users
November 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
underrated !!!
November 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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JENNIFER LAWRENCE AND EMMA STONE ARE PRODUCING A MISS PIGGY MOVIE WRITTEN BY COLE ESCOLA?!
a woman is covering her face with her hands in front of a crowd
ALT: a woman is covering her face with her hands in front of a crowd
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
watching NYC conservative gays crash out about the election today 🤭
November 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
my favorite place on the internet rn is the product review section on grocery store’s app
November 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
no greater feeling that having your boobs bounce as you hop down stairs
November 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Morale at rock bottom, the government taken over by fascists, Demi knew she only had one shot. The director yelled “you’re done, stop” but all she heard was “pure fun pop” and the rest is history 10/10
October 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
dropped my wallet in the toilet lol
November 1, 2025 at 5:48 AM
the scariest thing I’ve seen this year is rpdr uk 7
October 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
imagine my surprise last year when i found out you can’t be born cut
October 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
demi x adela tickets secured
October 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Gina ate in her reunion look ngl
October 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
dragula gagula
October 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Jade upgrading her LA venue and I’m about to board a flight when they drop
October 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
LOVE that there’s a wingstop at the amsterdam airport HATE that the line is so long
October 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM