Mason Voorhees
@daddyvourdalak.bsky.social
This came to me in a fever dream
January 23, 2026 at 9:31 PM
This came to me in a fever dream
Woke up thinking it was Saturday…oh this week is actually trying to kill me
January 23, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Woke up thinking it was Saturday…oh this week is actually trying to kill me
Apparently I too will be a recipient of this weekend’s winter blasting
January 22, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Apparently I too will be a recipient of this weekend’s winter blasting
I love seeing so many Oscar nominations for horror movies 😍😍
January 22, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I love seeing so many Oscar nominations for horror movies 😍😍
GRRM’s WoW “update” does not sound promising but I still have hope
January 21, 2026 at 7:53 PM
GRRM’s WoW “update” does not sound promising but I still have hope
Oh no, my whimsy! Help, I can’t find my whimsy!
a scooby doo cartoon character crawling on the floor
Alt: GIF of cartoon Velma on her hands and knees searching for her glasses
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Oh no, my whimsy! Help, I can’t find my whimsy!
Well, everyone is out “sick” today so I think that means I should keep going with my Teen Titans rewatch 😎
January 20, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Well, everyone is out “sick” today so I think that means I should keep going with my Teen Titans rewatch 😎
Any Colorado bloomfs good at tailoring/hemming? 🤔
January 19, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Any Colorado bloomfs good at tailoring/hemming? 🤔
Yall didn’t go to bed did you? I still wanna hang out
January 19, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Yall didn’t go to bed did you? I still wanna hang out
My speciality
Mason has made me two old fashioneds and I’m feeling craaaazy
January 19, 2026 at 3:31 AM
My speciality
Turns out Sundays can be amazing when you don’t work the next day 😍
January 19, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Turns out Sundays can be amazing when you don’t work the next day 😍
My man had to take his car to the shop early this morning but came back with donuts 🫦 Ohhhhh the way I’m about to eat these right off his di
January 18, 2026 at 3:37 PM
My man had to take his car to the shop early this morning but came back with donuts 🫦 Ohhhhh the way I’m about to eat these right off his di
This j*b is gonna make me start smoking cigs again I swear
January 16, 2026 at 9:57 PM
This j*b is gonna make me start smoking cigs again I swear
Going over to a friend’s for dinner tonight and- 💀
January 16, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Going over to a friend’s for dinner tonight and- 💀
Would yall tune in if I live streamed on twitch be honest
January 16, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Would yall tune in if I live streamed on twitch be honest
January 16, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Slayyyter spring, Slayyyter summer, Slayyyter all 2026 yeah that’s what the streets are saying
January 16, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Slayyyter spring, Slayyyter summer, Slayyyter all 2026 yeah that’s what the streets are saying
I want to be excited for Pinion but the idea of seeing Dudley in any kind of sexual situation is yucking my Alexander Skarsgård yum
January 15, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I want to be excited for Pinion but the idea of seeing Dudley in any kind of sexual situation is yucking my Alexander Skarsgård yum
Starting RHOA and where the hell is Phaedra ?? 🤨
January 15, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Starting RHOA and where the hell is Phaedra ?? 🤨
I love how every zombie film’s opening credits are grainy news reports mixed in with clips of various cultures around the world doing random things
January 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I love how every zombie film’s opening credits are grainy news reports mixed in with clips of various cultures around the world doing random things
Sooo Primate was…not good lmaoo
January 12, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Sooo Primate was…not good lmaoo
Peeing next to your man in the movie theater bathroom while Headphones On plays is something that can be so romantic
January 12, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Peeing next to your man in the movie theater bathroom while Headphones On plays is something that can be so romantic
Gotta blast 📽️
January 11, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Gotta blast 📽️
Someone sang ALL 8 and a half minutes of master of puppets at karaoke tonight
January 11, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Someone sang ALL 8 and a half minutes of master of puppets at karaoke tonight