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Mason Voorhees
@daddyvourdalak.bsky.social
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CO | Self proclaimed horror connoisseur | one of those bisexuals | husbanded

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Woman wearing red polo smiling at something off screen. From The Eric Andre Show; skit when the two male cops make out
November 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Noo please don’t hit me with a stick
Naked SpongeBob face down ass up
November 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Did someone say nicky?
Picture of someone looking under the bed with their ass in the air. The text reads “where my vaaape? 😭”
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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White lady sitting
November 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Thought I felt a breeze
Picture of Squidward sipping a drink through a straw suspiciously
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Sitting 💚
Man wearing hoodie with hood up and satin boxers sitting in front of a mirror
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Oh hell yeah
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Well…
November 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Cynthia Erivo as Elphaba at war meme
November 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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You’re about to be
Photo of someone holding a phone with a picture of Octavia Spencer as Ma from Ma (2019) pointing a gun at the viewer
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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RuPaul saying mama mama
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Hey now!! (yeah)
Detox looking shocked as a camera flash illuminates her face
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Mr Krabs, eyes wide, as the world blurs around him in a spinning motion
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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It’s your man!
Baby jigsaw in a party hat holding a red solo cup
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Okay nighttime does have its perks!
Photo of the Aurora borealis as seen from CO
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Nighttime is so early these days what the hell is up with that?
Man standing in mirror pulling his pants down. The camera flash obscures his face
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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You and your eggs
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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SpongeBob standing in the shadow of some big and perky naturals
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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You this morning
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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IMMEDIATELY thought of these two
Photo of twins Shawn and Claire from Project Runway season 16
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Only one way to find out
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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You did it, king!
Patrick from SpongeBob holding a to do list that says “post about creampies”
November 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Right like…
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM