Just remembered that I didn’t actually have a watermelon lemonade Celsius this afternoon. The crystal ball lied to me
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Just remembered that I didn’t actually have a watermelon lemonade Celsius this afternoon. The crystal ball lied to me
Borealis is a beautiful name for a girl
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Borealis is a beautiful name for a girl
Work nemesis was fired, is god real??
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Work nemesis was fired, is god real??
Stuck somewhere between “I need to get out of this funk” and “this particular funk is valid and justified”
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Stuck somewhere between “I need to get out of this funk” and “this particular funk is valid and justified”
I looked into a crystal ball and saw a watermelon lemonade Celsius in my future
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I looked into a crystal ball and saw a watermelon lemonade Celsius in my future
It’s 6 minutes until dinner time and she won’t let me forget it
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
It’s 6 minutes until dinner time and she won’t let me forget it
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
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November 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
If your baby/child needs to be in front of a screen in order for them to not melt down in public then maybe consider feeding your child at home rather than inflicting this on the rest of us
November 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If your baby/child needs to be in front of a screen in order for them to not melt down in public then maybe consider feeding your child at home rather than inflicting this on the rest of us
Who wants to go thrifting with me so I can buy all of the silver platters and bowls that they have and we can polish them together and I’ll give you a forehead kiss for helping
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Who wants to go thrifting with me so I can buy all of the silver platters and bowls that they have and we can polish them together and I’ll give you a forehead kiss for helping
I woke up so energized from my death sleep that I don’t know if I should clean my house, play Fortnite, trim my bush, or thrift a bunch of platters for Thanksgiving
November 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I woke up so energized from my death sleep that I don’t know if I should clean my house, play Fortnite, trim my bush, or thrift a bunch of platters for Thanksgiving
I fell asleep at 8:30 last night. This genuinely might be the longest I have ever slept
November 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I fell asleep at 8:30 last night. This genuinely might be the longest I have ever slept
I had a brief moment today where I thought “I should text dad and let him know that I’m making his favorite soup for dinner tonight” and had to realize yet again that that isn’t an option anymore
November 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I had a brief moment today where I thought “I should text dad and let him know that I’m making his favorite soup for dinner tonight” and had to realize yet again that that isn’t an option anymore
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here’s a little jonathan bailey to quell your election day anxieties
November 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
here’s a little jonathan bailey to quell your election day anxieties
Coworker sprayed my best friend/other coworker with lavender spray to “clear out the negative energy”
November 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Coworker sprayed my best friend/other coworker with lavender spray to “clear out the negative energy”
People that sneak whole corn kernels into corn bread deserve the electric chair
November 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
People that sneak whole corn kernels into corn bread deserve the electric chair
We’ll be hosting Thanksgiving for our friends for the 5th year and I have woken up the last 3 mornings just thinking about all of the food I’m going to make
November 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
We’ll be hosting Thanksgiving for our friends for the 5th year and I have woken up the last 3 mornings just thinking about all of the food I’m going to make
It’s been freezing cold everyday and all of a sudden it’s 78 degrees
November 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
It’s been freezing cold everyday and all of a sudden it’s 78 degrees
365 days to get my waste snatched so I can be Galadriel for Halloween next year
October 31, 2025 at 11:16 PM
365 days to get my waste snatched so I can be Galadriel for Halloween next year
Halloween is tomorrow and I still haven’t finished my costume
October 31, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Halloween is tomorrow and I still haven’t finished my costume
Gorgeous gorgeous girl
October 31, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Gorgeous gorgeous girl
I need a large iced coffee and a chocolate croissant STAT
October 30, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I need a large iced coffee and a chocolate croissant STAT
I will not watch reels before work I will not watch reels before work I will not watch reels before work I will not watch reels before work
October 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I will not watch reels before work I will not watch reels before work I will not watch reels before work I will not watch reels before work
And why shouldn’t I have another spindrift?
October 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
And why shouldn’t I have another spindrift?
Covid herpes monkeys loose in Mississippi sounds right tbh
October 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Covid herpes monkeys loose in Mississippi sounds right tbh